see u soon

Hey folk
im away right now
(maybe i'm having steamy sex with Will Smith
maybe i'm not)
please leave a messsage after the beep and i'll get back to you as soon as possible
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep




ps: haha at yall comments
thnx for the laughs
i neededem


oh and my dad is registering to vote today
yay for the ole bag

dumb and dumber

this melanin challenged chick was all twisting and gyrating and touching herself on the dance floor
and lemme tell you
it was not fuckin cute
whoa
how can folk not know?
dont u got friends to tell u when ur lookin a damn mess?
its this typa shit that got tone-deaf folk thinking they can be the next pop star

probably the same demon that got Palin thinkin she's "ready" to be vp


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went to a bootleg bday bash crap with a friend
asked her to upload somea the pics we took
go on face.book dont see them
she tells me she uploaded them to my.space
i go there and see she has 12 new pics up

go thru all 12 of the new pics she posted and not one included me
ALL of them were pics of JUST her


bitch
why i want pictures of u for?

fiona
do better

so i will have them up when i make this heifa realize i am not in love with her and therefore not content with staring at pics of her all day
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listen bastard
since when some rice was the remedy to remove a damn fish bone stuck in your neck?
my brother's gon come in my room talkin bout can i go make him some rice
fuckoutta here
what for?
u still breathing
go make your own damn rice
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oh
so thats how it is?
privatized profit and nationalized debt huh
did any of these bitch ass companies help yall out when they were handing out multimillion dollar checks to their ceo's while the house was burning?
no?
i aint think so
so lets see
they wanna take 700 billion of our money to shore up companies so that they can then lend us back our OWN money with interest
fuckouttahere





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im having a "watch how much dumber Palin can sound" party at my house on Thursday
yall comin?
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never been in love
never been in a serious relationship
never had my heart broken
but i will give relationship advice
why?
because a bitch has common sense

unless her name is Sarah Palin
whatd i do?
she said it first
well sorta
lol

For real tho

you think maybe she has a learning disability?










*country first my ass*

discombobulated

bypassing the nearest trainstation and walkin 40+ blocks to the next one to
catch that train home makes perfect sense to me
walking and people watching are two of my favorite pasttimes



carville is one sexy motherfucker
if u dont get it, then u dont get it
get out my business.lol


dont front
u know he's fly
and that voice
wooo
u can just tell he'd be a freak

im still blog single cuz couldnt one motherfucker follow friggin directions
and i cant stand a dumb bitch
so there goes that
yeah i'm talkin bout you


if you're not sure of the meaning of a word, dont use it until u get sure


using a word with seven syllables incorrectly will invariably make you look dumber than using a two syllable word correctly
heed this advice folk


someone needs to cut this rebecca chick
cuz somehow she thought it would be cute to spam my spot
(i absolve myself of any responsibility should some ill actually befall the friggin idiot)


i roll my eyes all the damn time without realizing it
it's not my fault
blame it on all the dumb people i've come into contact with
they did this to me i tell you

political commentary liberally sprinkled with profanity?
sexy as hell
if u aint know, now u do





white porn
melanin challenged folk porn
watever
does not appeal to me one bit
ive tried
i really have


I work with this guy



Jim.my Des.tri of Blondie fame
he's a counselor at the treatment center and he's got a good sense of humor that one
he has forgiven me for not knowing who he was


Can someone please tell my pops that havin a girfriend who's younger than your daughter is not a good look
no really
the ole bag needs to get settled down
Hugh Heffner he is not

i saw this lady on the train today
bleaching ur skin to the point were your face is 15 shades lighter than your hands is most definitey not the bizness




getting mad at folk for shit they did to you in a dream sounds logical to me

I woke up the other day and was mad at my brother but wasnt sure why
then it hit me
he ate my cake that i left in the fridge
me:why'd you eat my damn cake?
him:What are you talkin bout?
me:the friggin cake i had in the fridge
him:i didnt eat any cake. i didnt even see a cake in the fridge
me:i coulda...*walks to kitchen,
realizing that this imaginery cake i thought he ate i had conjured up in my dream the night before
comes back into room scowling
me:u should stop bein a damn thief.
u even stealin shit in my dreams
him:shut the fuck up. thats why i ate your damn cake


I am convinced my mother needs psychological help and i'm equally afraid that i might catch whatever it is she's got
apparently my condition is slower acting tho
she was far loonier than me at my age
or so i've heard

There was a bootleg fashion show at this club that me and Fi went to for Michelle's bday
(i'll get to that tomorrow)
fashion being bootleg victorias secret lingerie knockoffs
*insert side eye here*
half them bitches couldnt walk for shit
all but two i felt like running up to them and forcing a sandwich down their throat or something
Me and this other chick had a little tete a tete about that one
then i head to the bathroom and these other chicks are talkin bout how them models need to go on a diet
*insert screeching halt here*


ill be damned
we couldnt have been lookin at the same girls

a day in the life

him:
You like chicken?
sure looks like it

me:
fuck you

him:
i'd rather you do it

puahahaha
i couldnt even get mad son
i swear all the ole white dudes in manhattan need to stop tryna talk to me




unless of course they got Bill Gates money




edit:for the record
i was not eating no damn chicken

you know who you are.lol

u must
cuz i sure dont

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tis the season
so im in the market for a blog husband/wife
seeing as how folk wanna get married off left and right
i figure the least i can do is get an imaginery relationship goin
so
yeah
If you're interested in the position just answer these four questions
and then list your bootleg qualifications

What would i say to you if you showed up at my door with roses?
What was your first impression of me/this blog and how has it changed?(if at all)
Who was/is your cartoon crush and why?
Are you willing to make me a mixtape? What you puttin on it?

under construction

Aight folk
i know
i been slackin
you should know better than to believe when i tell yall ima have a post up soon
especially a topic-specific one
come on now
yall know me
im lazy


Got a fake gig as a bootleg receptionist at
a substance abuse and detox facility

tryna decide if im just gonna finish out the psych degree and do the teaching fellows thing or just switch to teaching altogether

I wanna learn to sew
Paj
come teach me
Yall know im fly
ima start thinking im the next versace or something
u gotta buy my shit


i went running last night and ive officially decided im too damn old for that mess
how young is too young to have arthritis?

guess what i found hiding behind the dresser
some ancient relic of times past
this piece of crap right here

sigh
i think i used it a total of 1 week
ima try this mess again
goal:2 weeks
its like goin thru withdrawal
if i can make it past that hump then i can do it for the long haul

I have two years to get most if not all my shit together
Finish school
get my own spot
yada yada yada


Someone else got engaged
i think these bastards are doin this shit on purpose
I'm convinced it's a plot to remind me of just how single i am
I got four years before my deadline of getting knocked up is here
let's see
learn to design/sew crap
run a marathon
finish school
get a real gig
get my own spot
meet the one
get married
pop out a lil bastard

or i could just do the whole artificial insemination thing and let the rest work itself out