its.that.time.of.year.again

happy.holidays
I.dont.cele6rate.Christmas
I.do.however,accept.gifts
have.no.pro6lem.with.cash.and.gift.cards

dont.6e.surprised.if.i.show.up.for.Christmas.dinner
I.crash.those.too
just.have.an.extra.pace.setting

oh.i.like.cheesecake
have.some.waiting

Have.you.6een.less.extravagant.with.the.gifts.this.year.6ecause.
of.the.economic.downturn


a.few.folk.have.said.theyre.getting.me.something
shhhhhhh
id.rather.they.not
that.means.i.have.to.get.their.asses.shit
I.always.give.6etter.shit.than.i.receive
thats.not.sayin.much
i.get.shit.like:
pens
keychains
plastic.flowers
no.lie


folk.say.shit.like
"it's.ok..u.don't.have.to.get.me.anything"
suuuuuuuuuuuure
emotional.6lackmail.follows.shortly.thereafter

Is.that.not.in.the.Christmas.spirit
oh.well
dont.get.me.cheap.shit.just.cuz.i,said.i.dont.cele6rate.it
dont.get.me.shit.then


6ah.hum6ug
Santa.is.a.drunk.trespassing.slo6
he.gon.get.ro66ed.at.knife.point.if.he.comes.down.my
invisi6le.chimney


then.ima.auction.off.the.gifts
That.fat.man.owes.me

wonder.wat.santa.was.doin.that.year.u.didnt.get.ur.gift
wonder.no.more