Music: vernacular of the soul


dj

Friday, October 31, 2008

cuz im bleedin

im bleeding and bloated and tired and my back hurts and my tits hurt and im contemplating getting pregnant so i can avoid this shit for 9 more months
think it's a good idea?

my pops is being extra nice tho
thats one good thing about this menstruating shit
i complain bout cramps and i aint gotta no nuthin

he made me tea and brought food home for me


but he still aint did no damn cheerleading with me tho
so
he's a bastard right now

think i can get him to do that?
probly would if i told him i'd start paying rent.ha
nah
not happening
ima play this no rent shit til the wheels fall off

ill be getting back to regularly scheduled programming soon
and actually getting around to reading ur crap
gimme a few

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

You wanna repeat that?



Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
I wish some dumb fuck would do that shit to me
are you lookin to get killed today
after i done spent 9 months carrying the lil parasitic bastard

after them 28 hours in labor?

graphic pic ahead





(i kept it classic with the black and white photo for yall)

He had the damn nerve to consider naming the baby girl John McCain

he'd sure as hell be happy he was already in the hospital when i got thru with him
no
really
what the fuck was he smokin?
shiiiiiit
Obama's my imaginery baby daddy but ill be damned if some dumb fuck's gon name my baby girl after him





ladies: What would you do if you were his wife?
fellas: What would you do if your wife named your new baby boy Hillary Clinton talkin bout she wanted to show support for the Clinton campaign?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

sigh




my computer crashed and me being the genius that i am, i didnt backup anything
i lost all my shit
my music
my writing
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
my bootleeg poetry
my fake short story
my music
my pictures
i said my music twice didnt i?
well im distraught
im entitled


i blame Sarah Palin
yes
i can do that


i quit my friggin job
yes i did
if there's one thing i cant stand, it's folk messing with my money
im sorry
i kinda expect for my paycheck to be ready when it's payday
i couldnt do it

now everytime i call concerning my last check, she's always in a meeting
Bitch please
When i was working there, ur ass was never that busy

so the hunt is on for a new gig




Halloween is fast approaching
what to be?
what to be?


ANY of yall get dressed up for Halloween?

Friday, October 17, 2008

Cold Case Jukebox


u best have been singing along


Remember when Donna Summers was on Family Matters?






Sunday, October 12, 2008

pictionary











lookie who i found? Eb and MizRep

Capcity





















Saturday, October 11, 2008

so.....

On Saturday, Oct. 11th from 6pm-9pm

What: Several Authors of Bloggers' Delight, vol. 1: Love & Redemption will host the FINAL celebratory reading & signing of their premiere national tour. There will be food, drinks & several surprises.

Where: Rio II Gallery at 135th street & Riverside Drive
(the upper level of Riverside - not down near Fairway).
583 Riverside Drive, 7th Floor; New York, NY 10031

How (Cost): Simply come, purchase a book &/or give a free-will offering.
A percentage of all proceeds will go to support
the Broadway Housing Community (which hosts the gallery).



Who's coming?

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

under construction


im working on updating the playlist right now

what's new folk?
im bored out my damn skull
tell me something interesting
amuse me

while ur at it
recommend a few songs
especially obscure shit


ill try t have some real crap up
im way behind
i owe yall a few things don't i?
like some unanswered questions
meh
yall will survive








ok I'M FINALLY DONE
Which songs do u like?
Which ones do you think are crap?



hold up
this pill poppin bitch is not talkin bout my man

Cindy
sit ur ass down before i have to hurt you
Somebody tell this dumb heifa ill do it
i aint playin

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

see u soon

Hey folk
im away right now
(maybe i'm having steamy sex with Will Smith
maybe i'm not)
please leave a messsage after the beep and i'll get back to you as soon as possible
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep




ps: haha at yall comments
thnx for the laughs
i neededem


oh and my dad is registering to vote today
yay for the ole bag

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

dumb and dumber

this melanin challenged chick was all twisting and gyrating and touching herself on the dance floor
and lemme tell you
it was not fuckin cute
whoa
how can folk not know?
dont u got friends to tell u when ur lookin a damn mess?
its this typa shit that got tone-deaf folk thinking they can be the next pop star

probably the same demon that got Palin thinkin she's "ready" to be vp


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went to a bootleg bday bash crap with a friend
asked her to upload somea the pics we took
go on face.book dont see them
she tells me she uploaded them to my.space
i go there and see she has 12 new pics up

go thru all 12 of the new pics she posted and not one included me
ALL of them were pics of JUST her


bitch
why i want pictures of u for?

fiona
do better

so i will have them up when i make this heifa realize i am not in love with her and therefore not content with staring at pics of her all day
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listen bastard
since when some rice was the remedy to remove a damn fish bone stuck in your neck?
my brother's gon come in my room talkin bout can i go make him some rice
fuckoutta here
what for?
u still breathing
go make your own damn rice
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oh
so thats how it is?
privatized profit and nationalized debt huh
did any of these bitch ass companies help yall out when they were handing out multimillion dollar checks to their ceo's while the house was burning?
no?
i aint think so
so lets see
they wanna take 700 billion of our money to shore up companies so that they can then lend us back our OWN money with interest
fuckouttahere





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im having a "watch how much dumber Palin can sound" party at my house on Thursday
yall comin?
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never been in love
never been in a serious relationship
never had my heart broken
but i will give relationship advice
why?
because a bitch has common sense

unless her name is Sarah Palin
whatd i do?
she said it first
well sorta
lol