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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Baby gate

I'm not Tryna say that you hired a surrogate and that that's a throw pillow under your shirt. I'm just saying that that looks suspiciously like a throw pillow under your shirt and maybe an investigation might need to be underway to put the public's mind at ease.

Left: "real" pregnant lady in her third trimester. Whatever you say Krishna.

Right: me with my thirty minute old food baby.

A Heifa has questions
why is it that your own son didn't believe you were pregnant until your third trimester?
Why would you ask for a size medium (how u finna fit that over a baby belly?) shirt to wear to your magical baby shower?
And why in the hell is my 30min gestated mutant food baby bigger than your "real" one?

tell your friend Beyonce that I said y'all ain't slick.

Still expect to see you at the gun range next weekend