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This is my bootleg version of the tag crap
im not gon tag nobody

here are some random quirks of mine


I hate flats

they're just not aesthetically pleasing to me
have yet to find a pair that speak to me
when they can get flats to look as sexy as stilettos
im all over them
i know they're supposed to be comfortable and shit
i really dont care
unless they're sneaks
im not doin it
ugly, practical pieces of shit
that's what i say
im too fuckin old to be lookin like im headed to an audition for the damn Nutcracker
(yeah i know that made little sense.i dont care)


in junior high
i had to memorize the story Mufaro's beautiful daughters for this library contest thing

turning it into a song helped a lot
i do that with a lot of stuff

I hate mosquitoes

but apparently they love my black ass
i mean that literally
the ass part
i mean i dont understand how i end up getting mosquito bites on my rear end
but sure enough
they always make an appearance

I hate when folk dont remember shit that i do
Then they have the nerve to be lookin at me like i'm crazy
Yall remember that show TWO? starrring ole boy from one life to live

i knew his ass looked familiar
I loved TWO

here's a bootleg synopsis:
What if there was a killer who murdered people for fun and the scariest thing is he looked exactly like you? Gus Maclain, a college professor who teaches literature and English has the perfect life, a loving wife and loyal friends who trust and believe in him. Unfortunately, all of that is ripped away when Gus's wife, Sarah is brutally slain and the evidence points straight to him. Gus tries to maintain his evidence, but the Feds make the charges stick and are transporting him back to be prosecuted for other murders that Gus didn't commit. On the way there, his prison van is hijacked and he is knocked out by a man who looks exactly like him. Turns out that the man who helped Gus is his wicked twin brother Booth Hubbard. When they were babies, Gus and Booth's original parents had died in an accident and Booth was taken in by a kind mother, but had an abusive husband who would beat Booth constantly. Booth learns the truth about Gus living the good life and his intentions are to take control of Gus's life. Unfortunately because of the beatings he received, Booth now has cerebral damage that could claim his life at anytime. With not very long to live, Booth decides to let Gus live his life: the life of a wanted fugitive. Enraged, Gus vows that he will find Booth and avenge Sarah. Now, Gus wandering from town to town in search of clues that will lead him to Booth or that will clear his innocence. But Gus doesn't have much to go by and everywhere he turns he has to dodge the Feds and other law enforcement officials as he struggles to clear his name. Along the way, Gus will encounter many characters in need of his assistance and he must find a way to help the victims, without blowing his own cover


I always find the nerds sexy
except Steve Urkel

couldnt fuckin do it


I talk back to books
I talk back to books more than folk talk back to the tv screen
u should try it sometime




i'm honestly waiting for someone to develop a method of safely removing the uterus
im tryna have that shit sit itself in the damn corner and bleed out before reinsertion
and yes
im currently bleeding like a friggin stuck pig


yeah i didnt follow the exact rules
what ya gon do?