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You know how folk do that whole "knock on wood" shit when they say something at the same time or whatever?
(yeah i just got done doing some bootleg research and apparently ive been doing it all wrong. It's supposed to be some superstitious crap to ward off doom. oh well)
That is so not the bizness
If you really wanna be cool like me
u say
psychic link.lol
That's what me and my brothers do
When we say shit at the same time or finish each others thoughts we scream psychic link then do some bootleg handshake
it's cool dammit




if aliens do exist....

whaaaaaaaaaaat
i wanna get abducted
Thatd be some cool shit
I wanna be abducted by the friendly ones tho
no anal probes please
no alien embryo implantation
Just straight chillin
intergalactic blunt smokin.haha
come back to earth with a few souvenirs
im tryna be rich bitch
give me some advanced technology so i can get that Bill Gates money

I despise seein everybody and their resurrected grandmama wearing the same hideous shit
some trends are not for everybody
Im just sayin
If it's ugly
It's fuckin ugly
Don't do it


Am i the only one who tries to see if they've spontaneously developed the power of telekinesis?

Every once in a while i'll try to focus all my energy on a smaller object and see if the crap will move
Hasn't happened yet



i hit folk when im laughin really hard

it's either that or i shove them
I cant help it
Dont go tryna fight me cuz i gave u a small push off the chair
You knew of that possibility when u sat ur ass next to me


I aint birth no damn babies
there really is no need to call me ma or any such variation of that word
Especially if u tryna holla
a pet peeve of mine i guess
it probably has less to do with the word itself but more to do with the guys that employ it
They've all been crackhead actin or crackhead lookin


Speakin of crackheads
I'll admit that i do go out lookin like i'm hooked on the white stuff sometimes
Hey
I aint tryna impress nobody when i'm headed to the gym
or the grocery store
or the pizza shop
or the 99 cent store
or school
yeah i guess i look like a crackhead pretty often

It's a good weeding out tactic tho
Whoooo
let a fine man holla when i'm lookin my worst
whaaaaaaat
has happened a few times
After i be walkin wit a bit more pep in my step
actually i dont do pep
I just be thinkin i must be some hot shit.lol
be like "you aint seen nothing yet
just you catch me when im all dolled up"

Betta to be caught out there lookin like you should be in a treatment center than to be dressed to the nines all the time

The only way to go from there is down
im just sayin

no need to come to school like ur at a damn fashion show
You are not gon get discovered in ur 9 am Woman's lit class
give the 5 inch heels a fuckin break


apparently i cause people's gaydar to malfunction or something


and last but certainly not least on my list of disdains
This ni66a right here

whatnafuck??
i can't stand this yellow piece of crap
If only for the fact that he's a sponge that lives under the sea but looks like the friggin sponge that lives under my kitchen sink

And to yall grown folk wit spongebob anything
shame on you