a bitch has needs

no im not talkin bout sexy time but now that im on the subject,

a bitch needs that shit too

when i get that feeling i want sexual healing
sexual healing
oh baby

i got this virgin thing on lock and seems like its gonna be that way a while yet
because
wtf.
slim pickings n shit

aww it's just too bad ur dumb as fuck cuz that ass would be so perfect to hold onto while.....

aww thats sad. ur tryna be funny and it's not working

and dont think it's possible to be any drier and this look on my face is signalling u to shut the fuck up but u cant read that shit either and

im gone

oh well

where was i?

masturbation?
no no
sorry

shopping. yeah thats it
i need to go shopping

got some new shoes
wanna see?




saw?

the heels are a good six inches and me being the height whore that i am...i could not refuse

*insert maniacal laughter*

6'4" here i come
for real yall im a 6' tall amazon trapped in this 5'10" body and it's fuckin killin me
2 blasted inches

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


oooh chile lemme find someone sexy who still towers over me(okay maybe not towers.literary license yall)when i got them shits on
*drools*

i need to figure out what to rock with them
im not sure if they pass muster enough to be my bornday shoes yet
offer outfit suggestions
especially yall fashion savvy broads and bros

got a few bootleg pieces of jewelry too






that will be all


countdown to the most important day of the year commencing now
(july 23 for yall who don't know)

pregnant pause

pregnant
with pauses
ankles swollen under the weight of unsung melody and yet-to-be born metaphor,
she's tired
stretchmarked to make room for sweet simile and alliteration
itll be over soon

(cant wait to get over this writer's block. need to induce labor stat)
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Why the fuck is everyone poppin out kids?
why??!?!?!?!?
dammit
messin up the whole flow
shiiiiid
ur wide ass cant go nowhere
more like wont
lazy bastard
so what ur back hurts?
get over it
ur ankles swollen?
boo hoo bitch
walk it off

why u want a lil parasitic alien baby anyway?
they fuckin feed off u n shit
punchin u i the intestines n shit
stay still bastard
damn parasites
dont like what im sayin?
tough


*secretly longs for a bus load of smartass kids*
yall know Dej loves the chillrins
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i was at work the other day and we were doing petition signing to get this dude on the ballot so he can run for city council
went to speak to one of the folks on my walk sheet
lemme tell you right now
i love old folk
i do
well mosta them
n i know somea them like to talk but lord
this old bag kept me at the door forever
i shoulda known shit was up while i was climbing her front steps
the younger girl that was coming down looked like she just got let from a prison camp, she looked so relieved to be headed in the opposite direction
Now i go up the stairs
do my shtick
ask the ancient relic if she'll sign the petition
simple right?
hell no
she went on and on
she jumped subjects so many damn times i got motion sick
Adam and Eve
teen pregnancy
breast implants
block parties
wtf
i needed someone to stop the flow of crap coming from the senile ole bag but she just kept going
and going
and
fuck it
i contemplated which one of three different Power Ranger moves i could use to send her hurtling down the stairs
but alas
im not writing this from my jail cell
i let her live
barely
im proud of myself

ps: if yall come across a weathered old hag named Marion
make haste in the opposite direction

dont ever say i aint did shit for u

we will be returning to regularly scheduled programming after a word from our sponsors

It's been too long
i missed yall
no
for real
i did
all 2 of u that are still reading this here piece of crap

Nothing's really been happening over here
i went out a few times

its just me n the pops now cuz my brothers are staying with my moms
Its fucking lonely man
them bastards got on my nerves but still.
I have noone to attention seek with
to curse out
to slap upside the head and run from


and i gots to pay rent now
can u believe this bullshit
wtf
shiiiiiiiiiiiiid
how u gon do that to blood pops
we aint cool no more
i mean
he promised me he'd cover me on the rent til i atleast turned 50 or got married whichever came first
so yeah...
50 it was
niggas always reneging on shit


my bday is coming up
the 23 of july
the most important day of the calendar
yes
i did say the most important
mark it
send gifts
better yet
funds
yeah funds
yall bastards are just gonna end up getting me some shit i aint want anyway


i still dont know what i wanna do
meh
itll probly b a bootleg girl's night out or something
shrugs
its summer n i need to get the hell out the house
WHAT YALL BEEN UP TO IN MY ABSENCE?
LEAVE A DAMN COMMENT SO I CAN GET BACK TO U N CHECK UR CRAP
ITS BEEN A MINUTE

unfinished business

shit im workin on at the moment
lines from unfinished poems and such






it wasnt just that freshman fifteen
see what they called pregnancy, she called a parasitic infection



it might just be that my selective memory wont allow me to call forth the bad times but
i miss you



he said it like he loved me and i listened like i believed him



my mother never loved me and this she made quite clear
straight up said, "Bitch. i never wanted you"
and well
i guess her honesty was refreshing
no need for second quessing
can't miss what you never had, right?



if i wanted you back,
i wouldv'e told you i wanted you back
but since the words didnt come out my mouth
boy u better figure it out



destructive
thats just the way our love was
it took me 5 years to quit you
spent approximately 3 of those 5 years crying every other day
had a bald spot for each one of those years that had me stressing
see apparently my body had sense enough to reject you even if my mind didn't



"i could love you if you let me"
simple words he whispered right before he left me and it fuckin hurt
like truth often does
see he went the way of double dutch and training bras




see
im fly
and tho it has absolutely nothing to do with the span of my thighs
i wont lie.
them shits have a power all their own
have fell men 200 plus pounds grown





blah blah blah
wats new folk?
no really
i wanna know

so...
wats new?
nothing much goin on over here

school
sigh
i hate friggin papers
loathe them

work
grimace
need to win the damn lottery

i did take the damn weave out tho
a bootleg trim and crap
camera whoring to follow

i swear
it's like the fro is a fucking homing beacon to all the dudes looking for a damn black girl fantasy
2 russians
an italian and a jew
smh


How far do u expect to get when u start out with "I've been looking for a nice black girl"
wtf
go hit up a damn 2 dollar ho and step out my way

camera whoring commencing in
5
4
3
2
1

















done
yall know yall love the side eye


its grown quite a bit since the days of old


still about 2 years til the big ass afro tho

ima b a beast


and just cuz me and mos def had a very good time last night (in my dreams but it still counts dammit)

The Panties - Mos Def

Fuck a Swordsmith, Wordsmith is Where It's At

Well actually...
id rather fuck a wordsmith


Words can be sexy as fuck
i fall in love with spoken word artists every 5 seconds
ok days
same difference
alliteration
metaphor
imagery
i get hot n shit
wanna start doin some stuff





Went to the Soundbites poetry festival
had a great time
Some really great pieces were performed
Issues ranging from child molestation to "accidentally" getting ur foot stuck on some bad little kid's neck

some sick wordplay

im not on Slam level but i wanna be
my damn brain however is actin a constipated ass
we're gonna come to a truce one of these days

I haven't been reading as much as i planned to do at the beginning of the year

Recommend a book
im gonna make a visit to Strands in 2 weeks
head to Barnes n Nobles

immerse myself



Open Mic
10pm
this Saturday
Nuyorican
come along
u know u want to

REALLY THO

my 7th grade math teacher just friend requested me on facebook
wth is this world coming to?!!
should i add him?

u can decide his fate

lol