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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Workplace professionalism

i should probably be a lot more professional at the work place

I call my supervisor "fake llcoolj green mile lookin motherfuckin hoe"(To be fair
he is always lickin his lips when he's talkin to the ladies and he is a husky 6'5")
or "Shug"when im bein lazy (Shug as in Shug Avery not Knight cuz he likes to dress in drag on the weekends...okay maybe he doesnt do that but i tell him he should)

my coworker, an old bag who is always inappropriate but who i cant get mad at cuz he's old as hell n funny with his skeezy old man routine,"project hoe"
This old bag has almost no standards
He said so himself
if its walkin n looks like it could have been female at any point in time, he'll stick his dick in it
(I made him promise me tomorrow that he'll do one of his pole dances while on the train ride from work.Did i mention that he used to be a stripper back in his heyday. I think he told me his stage name was "SMOKE") ILL GET VIDEO N POST IT IF HE DOES

my other coworker, This thick jewish girl who wears tight pants all the time. "yeast infection skank or skankasaur" dependin on the day
she tells mad innapropriate but hilariously funny stories about her sex life
Usually starts off with "Wanna hear somethin funny"
She pretends to get bashful for about two seconds after which she proceeds to tell me about the time she broke her boyfriend's dick
or the time when she was twenty and she went to a hotel with some entertainment lawyer and some 35 year old woman that picked her up in the bar
She's great at parties by the way

This older British guy i call my husband unless he's gettin on my nerves at which point he's "the baby daddy who im threatenin to divorce and kidnap our kids and live off the grid somewhere he'll never track us down" i try not to get mad at him too often cuz that shit is a mouthful. He's this painfully thin British dude who loves horror films and can be quite patronizin and rude at times. That's why i love his sarcastic flat ass. doesnt hurt that he calls me "farmer slut" either (don't ask)

the fro is back

u wanna run your fingers thru touch it dont ya?

11 public opinion:

Unknown said...

very funny. like me, you've got crazy colleagues.

*getting my tingling fingers on*


NaijaScorpio said...

Love ur hair. I so do not even want to ask where u work.

Anonymous said...

Love your hair! I sooo want to go natural, but scared about the transition, and if I can even handle it....
any tips? or can you discuss your journey?

dejanae said...

yeah thats it
right there

thnx hon
i'll never

gracias much
ill do a hair post within the next two days

julie g said...

does thick mean im a fatty?
told you id find this shit, skank

julie g said...

also how does preston come before me in this post?
i am truly disgusted

clnmike said...

Hair looks great. But I got to ask, what the hell is a farmer slut?

Keli said...

Farmer Slut?

I don't like my coworkers enough to give them pet names...

and I was wondering, because Suge Knight's kinda sexi O_o

Tyhitia Green said...

Bwaaaahhhhaaa, D. too funny. We need to see a video of SMOKE...LOLOLOLOL.

Oh, and those books you keep asking to borrow. I have a contest you can enter on my blog. ;-)

dejanae said...

julie:im mad as hell at that pic
no thick dont mean fat, hoe
Preston is more important than you

clnmike: thnx
u take one inappropriate picture with a farm animal and ur labelled for life

Uh u can keep Suge than.smh

demon hunter:Smoke's actin like a punk

clnmike said...

I knew I shouldnt have asked, lol.