My life my life my life my life in the sunshine (or not)

so....
uh
how yall been
(i know full well that i'm probably talking to myself right now but thats aight.i missed this here blogging crap)

Ive been hitting the gym regularly
like really
no for real this time
lol
Helps a whole damn lot that my buddy Fiona decided to get a damn membership too
and ooh Lord
somea the fineness that frequent that joint
all glistening muscle, and abs, and tight asses, and quads
ima little horny sue me
(tho i was disturbed by this one guy. I like a guy with an ass but chile, if ur ass is the envy of all video hoes..sorry...video vixens, ummm
Honestly, i stared mezmerized for like 2 whole minutes (oh and he had the nerve to be on the stairmaster, i was gonna go push his swole self off but i was entranced by the two growths tryna pass themselves off as ass cheeks)
where was i
oh yeah
horny
I hear double entendres everywhere
i need some damn help
and my mind just wandered off into xxx zone again
i figure im safe from spontaneous combustion for the moment
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don't you just love e-thugs
especially when they owe you money
won't pick up their phone when you call
but when wanna get gully in facebook messages

I grew up in the streets of Haiti bitch
we don't play that shit
(ok maybe living there from the age of 1-3 doesnt count, but still, i figure weilding machetes is in the blood)


messages to follow in
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dumb heifa: As you know I was told that the letter they received would"ve eliminated my part of the fees, which was not the case, so now that I have to deal with it I will when I could .

Diana : When you can? When will that be???!!!Ill have you know that the guy explained that to us while we were getting the membership .I added you as a favor and expressly told both you and Zorina you were responsible for your own cancellation fees. Should I be responsible for your actions? You do realize that i'm the one being billed for it right? I've been as patient as i can. You've had weeks in which to pay me back and get this resolved, you've instead chosen to play games.I'll remind you that you signed a contract. I've made repeated requests for the money you owe me.I will take you to small claims court if my money is not recieved in a timely manner.Im giving you 2 weeks!!!!!I was nothing but nice to you but all you did was show me that you could not be trusted.Remember the way you felt when Laurence didn't return your ipod?Dont attempt to con me.You currently owe 100dollars.See that you keep your word. .

dumb heifa: I refuse to pay you anything for be a unconsiderit bitch lol, I will go there with the money to ballys. it would be in your file. and plz dont contact me again Im starting to feel like you want me not the money sorry im straight LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

Diana: That's hilarious. I'm not even going to dignify that with a response because, unlike you, i'm way too old and mature to be playing these highschool games. If I were you, i'd get my life on track, especially with a young child. Just handle your responsibilities, pay me my money and get the help you need. It's sad really because i was actually trying to be a friend to you. Hell i even offered to help you get your GED. It really is a shame that you have such little respect for yourself.
Right now you're coming across as a liar and thief.I really do feel sorry for you. .

dumb heifa: which part of it made you so jittery. The fact that you"re a unconsiderate jealous bitch.Thats the funny part to me. What kind of friend can you indicate you were. Mabe an insensitive one not my cup of tea. You can"t ever be my friend, I thought you was a heart felt person, All you did was criticize, me about asking you for help with my studies, You"re a disgraceful person. I have a disire to complete college and I will all on my own. Im already inrolled in college, So thanks for the dramatic paragraph you wrote. I think you need more help then I do so get your fact straight before you emphasize what you don"t know darling! If you don"t like the idea of me giving ballys the money order, you can send me your address and I could mail it to you with no problem.

Diana: Not jittery.Unlike you, I have my shit together hon.Jealous of what?!?!?!?There is absolutely nothing for me to be jealous of. In case you forgot you were the one who kept putting yourself down talking about your flabby stomach, face and stretchmarks. I was encouraging you and I never put you down. I offered you help with a reduced gym membership, Offered to tutor you on your GED exam, offered you advice when you were talking about wanting to get back with your drug-dealer ex boyfriend, invited you out when I was hanging out with my friends (even though i should have known the kinda person you were when you didn't even show up to the club that you had invited me to go to and didn't even call before hand to let me know you wouldn't show up...oh and that other little incident where you lied about my imaginary boyfriend putting up pictures of you and your daughter.You're obviously delusional) Like i said, i feel sorry for you.

oh yeah which one is it? am i jealous of you or am I in love with you?!??!lmao

This can be handled real easily
Meet me at Bally's with the money order this Friday
It's neutral territory and you can bring whoever the hell you want .

dumb heifa: YOU ARE A GAY JEALOUS BITCH I WONT PAY YOU SHIT! who's the big kid now I think this is actually fun, to you. I just wanted to reach out to you, so you wont feel like damn, she left me hanging. Now that I see that you"re a confrontational person. I will do my best to prolong this bullshit some more. lol. You need to gain some confidence in yourself. There is no problem with me telling you about me having weight issue. Im not insecure with myself. I see it had a Huge impact on you. When you told me about the offer I tought It was a nice thing to do,although I was fine doing it from home. You took it opon yourself to kiss my ass. Its all on you. I wont meet you anywhere. Your best bet is to send me your address or wait untill I return back to work .

Diana: sigh
That's wonderful.

You now have until July 5th to pay your debt to me or I will take you to court. I've tried to resolve this in a mature manner, you choose instead to fling insults. You told me two weeks ago that you would meet me at the office to settle your debt. You did not show nor did you inform me that you would not be coming or arrange an alternative date to pay the money. That was the second time we had arranged to meet to settle this issue and the second time you did not show up. It is clear that you have no intention of keepiong your word.
You know what you owe. Both Zorina and the Bally's representative who signed you up will provide statements attesting to the fact that there was an agreement that you would be responsible not only for your monthly gym fee of twenty dollars, but also the cancellation fee of sixty dollars. If you are more comfortable mailing in a money order to Bally's, do so before July 5th and let me know as soon as you send it out.
Go find Jesus.

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Ill explain from whence this crap came tomorrow
sigh
i really am too old for this
shit, i was too old for this crap in junior highschool