You know what i fuckin love?

these shits right here
aren't they the best?
whoever invented pop up books....i love u man

i saw this guy reading them to his kids on the train
whoo chile
sexy as fuck
full lips and shit
sighs


anyway where was i?
uh yeah
the first thing i noticed was the popup book
It wasnt onea those fake ones either
the bullshit ones that dont hard hardly pop out nothing
nah
this one was some gigantic piece of crap
like if lookin at a book could give u an orgasm, ida came multiple times in a matter of seconds
like
if ...
ill stop now
lol

nyway my eyes followed from the big ass cornucopia of popup goodness to the strong brown hand that was holding the book open and trailed a ways up to some chocolaty goodness and i kinda said fuck the damn book
looked around to see if anyone saw what the hell i saw cuz he was fiiiiiiine
and if im sayin it
folk know its true
shit
i dont give compliments easy
ull have better luck hopin ima volunteer to let u pull out my damn teeth with pliers

so of course my mind goes wandering cuz when ur sex starved anything will call up a friggin porno scene
so anyone know of any pornos involving filfs and pop up books?
no?
i guess ima have to come up with something



Christmas is nary a day away
hint hint

next
Some teacher got fired for tellin her class Santa aint real
are u fuckin serious?
who's dumb lil child aint know Santa is some cooked up bullshit?
a mess

(this lil boy aint fooled for shit.i like him)
these were friggin 7 year olds
we got 7 year olds having sex nowadays
fuck that anyway
that's beside the point
How u gon fire a bitch for tellin the damn truth ?!?!?!?!?


im too done

I was always the lil kid talkin back to grown folk askin them questions
annoying as all hell
i want a kid just like me
Them gullible ones kill me

I ruin everything with logic
always reading too much into cartoons and shit
getting mad at characters

Yall remember Goonies right?
right
u better



I wanted to talk about something random. The ending to Goonies has always bothered me. I mean, I know all that was important to them was that they didn't have to move away, so the jewels in the marble bag was apparently enough to cover all that. I mean, they look like shit you can buy at Claire's Boutique, but whatever, we have to assume they're real. Anyway, before even assessing exactly how much they're worth, they're tearing up the contract as if we know for a fact that it will cover ALL the property. ALL OF IT - where each and every one of those families live. And then there are the other issues of practicality. They're supposed to move in like a day, but hardly anything is packed up. And if they're moving in a day, don't they have plans already to live somewhere else? Have not every single one of those families signed leases or mortgages for new homes? Can they even just get out of that so easily? They've probably got new jobs all lined up, signed up for new schools. I mean, can you just cancel all of that because of a marble bag full of rubies and emeralds?

But what ALWAYS bothered me, even when I was little and seeing the movie for the first time, was how they just watch that pirate ship drift off. No one is sailing it, it's just a whole lot of skeletons and gold. Great, they get to stay in the boondocks, or whatever it's called and however it's spelled, but don't they want to live in style? I mean, we already know that Mikey and Bran's family need a new screen door. "Oh, we have our piece of shit home back. Why go after that SHIP FULL of BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF UP-FOR-GRABS TREASURE!!!??" Come on! They just sit on a rock and admire the damn thing. At least Chunk needs that cash. They're bringing in Sloth - where's he going to sleep, how can they afford to feed him? I'd be running into that water and swimming until my arms fell off. Go get the coast guard or SOMETHING! It's dangerous for one - that ship can crash into a dock or something and kill people. But let me stress again - it's ALL THAT MONEY!!! They searched forever for that damn treasure. They almost died like 500 times. Shouldn't they be going after it? UGH, it made me so mad.

HAS THIS BOTHERED N E ONE ELSE???????


A buddy of mine wrote that

thats exactly what i do
i analyze shit and get mad but
watev
Im still a fuckin Goonie til i die
ya dig?

oh i want this shirt too