Music: vernacular of the soul


Thursday, December 18, 2008

You know what i fuckin love?

these shits right here
aren't they the best?
whoever invented pop up books....i love u man

i saw this guy reading them to his kids on the train
whoo chile
sexy as fuck
full lips and shit

anyway where was i?
uh yeah
the first thing i noticed was the popup book
It wasnt onea those fake ones either
the bullshit ones that dont hard hardly pop out nothing
this one was some gigantic piece of crap
like if lookin at a book could give u an orgasm, ida came multiple times in a matter of seconds
if ...
ill stop now

nyway my eyes followed from the big ass cornucopia of popup goodness to the strong brown hand that was holding the book open and trailed a ways up to some chocolaty goodness and i kinda said fuck the damn book
looked around to see if anyone saw what the hell i saw cuz he was fiiiiiiine
and if im sayin it
folk know its true
i dont give compliments easy
ull have better luck hopin ima volunteer to let u pull out my damn teeth with pliers

so of course my mind goes wandering cuz when ur sex starved anything will call up a friggin porno scene
so anyone know of any pornos involving filfs and pop up books?
i guess ima have to come up with something

Christmas is nary a day away
hint hint

Some teacher got fired for tellin her class Santa aint real
are u fuckin serious?
who's dumb lil child aint know Santa is some cooked up bullshit?
a mess

(this lil boy aint fooled for shit.i like him)
these were friggin 7 year olds
we got 7 year olds having sex nowadays
fuck that anyway
that's beside the point
How u gon fire a bitch for tellin the damn truth ?!?!?!?!?

im too done

I was always the lil kid talkin back to grown folk askin them questions
annoying as all hell
i want a kid just like me
Them gullible ones kill me

I ruin everything with logic
always reading too much into cartoons and shit
getting mad at characters

Yall remember Goonies right?
u better

I wanted to talk about something random. The ending to Goonies has always bothered me. I mean, I know all that was important to them was that they didn't have to move away, so the jewels in the marble bag was apparently enough to cover all that. I mean, they look like shit you can buy at Claire's Boutique, but whatever, we have to assume they're real. Anyway, before even assessing exactly how much they're worth, they're tearing up the contract as if we know for a fact that it will cover ALL the property. ALL OF IT - where each and every one of those families live. And then there are the other issues of practicality. They're supposed to move in like a day, but hardly anything is packed up. And if they're moving in a day, don't they have plans already to live somewhere else? Have not every single one of those families signed leases or mortgages for new homes? Can they even just get out of that so easily? They've probably got new jobs all lined up, signed up for new schools. I mean, can you just cancel all of that because of a marble bag full of rubies and emeralds?

But what ALWAYS bothered me, even when I was little and seeing the movie for the first time, was how they just watch that pirate ship drift off. No one is sailing it, it's just a whole lot of skeletons and gold. Great, they get to stay in the boondocks, or whatever it's called and however it's spelled, but don't they want to live in style? I mean, we already know that Mikey and Bran's family need a new screen door. "Oh, we have our piece of shit home back. Why go after that SHIP FULL of BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF UP-FOR-GRABS TREASURE!!!??" Come on! They just sit on a rock and admire the damn thing. At least Chunk needs that cash. They're bringing in Sloth - where's he going to sleep, how can they afford to feed him? I'd be running into that water and swimming until my arms fell off. Go get the coast guard or SOMETHING! It's dangerous for one - that ship can crash into a dock or something and kill people. But let me stress again - it's ALL THAT MONEY!!! They searched forever for that damn treasure. They almost died like 500 times. Shouldn't they be going after it? UGH, it made me so mad.


A buddy of mine wrote that

thats exactly what i do
i analyze shit and get mad but
Im still a fuckin Goonie til i die
ya dig?

oh i want this shirt too

19 public opinion:

CAPRI said...

I need a copy of tht pop up sex book...

Muze said...

lmao at filf and pop up books.

you are a hot mess. lol.

the goonies was that deal. but your friend makes sense. i ruin a lot of love stories like that. lol.

Joe D. said...

I have a goonies shirt. Nice blog btw

Super Dave Van Buren said...

lol.. I was watching Goonies with my niece this weekend. I never understood how Chuck just going to adopt a grown ass man without asking his parents.

THE 0NE THEY AiNT USED T0. said...

aw, i missed your blog!
how are yaaa?!

LMAO at the pop ups!
i hate when they the cheap ones and then they kinda rise a little, but dont really POP up... lmfaooo.

paix, Asia Dee

The Jaded NYer said...

I'm laughing so hard at that goonies complaint... I do that mess, too, which is why ppl don't like to watch movies with me.

Well excuse me if I take my entertainment very seriously! lol

PS- so when can I expect that sex pop up book??

clnmike said...

Pop up porn?

I want one of those books!

I glad I didnt watch Goonies with you when I was a kid you would of ruined it for me, lol.

Bottom line it wasnt a well thought out movies when it came to details.

Jackie E. said...

Filf, lol...that's a new one for me! U made me wish I could see who you were talking about...

That little boy on Santa's knee definitely is not feeling it,lol

And who didn't love the goonies????

My mother still loves pop-up greeting cards. Go figure!

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

I'm going to right now to find that pop up sex book :)

Anonymous said...

mmm-hmmm.... I know whatchu mean about fantasizing over some stupid stuff when you're sex-starved. I dunno if it's my pregnant-ass hormones or my overt sex drive, but I swear I see fiiiinnne dudes everywhere and think up scenarios on the spot. if I was still hoin' it up, I'd be fucking on every goddamn corner of NYC!

dejanae said...

thats nice
just make sure u pick me up a copy when u go get urs

i do that with everything
everytime i come across some dumb janky shit in those trashy romance novels i read
i throw a tantrum

Joe D
wanna pick me up one?lol
thnx man

lemme have tried that shit
my parents woulda looked at me like i said i planned on eating shit for the rest of my life

the one:
hey chick
im aight
just chillin

i really do try to keep my comments to myself til after the crap is done but most times i cant help it

aint that some mess?
u can expect it after u mosey ur happy ass on down to the bookstore and pick it up urself
ps:grab one for me while ur there

Rashan Jamal said...

That never bothered me about the goonies because (come here..let me whisper this to you) IT'S A MOVIE!!! - LOL

Pop up porn? They have this invention called the internet where you can see all the porn you want. Don't have to use your imagination if you don't want to. Unless, of course cardboard turns you on. LOL

dejanae said...

i dont even know wat happened to those other comments coulda swore i wrote them

ruin it?

i wish u could see i was talkin bout too
*walks away day-dreamin*


i need to be by u
where all these fine dudes u be spotting at?

oh hush
imagination is a lot more fun nyway

CapCity said...

I, too LOVE Pop-up books & sexy men showing their children attention! *SIGH*
I think U need to hop on that pop-up book for adults idea! Make that grip in this economy, too!

Have a Happy Holler-DAY, My Dear Hilariously "conservative"-seeming Li'l Blog-Sis!

Darius T. Williams said...

*going to Amazon right now for a copy of that pop up sex book*

dejanae said...

u too hon
and i am conservative
maybe not

got it yet?

Yves said...

Damn, that's one angry little kid.

Pyt08 said...

excuse me maam. i just wanted to let you know that you officially rock like a star because you know about the goonies. like seriously. some of my friends look @ me like im crazy when i tell them about it and im like...helllooo! that was a pivotal moment of my childhood! either way. you rock.

Anonymous said...

I will never look at The Goonies the same...I must've watched that movies 3x in a day...

great blog.