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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

telephone


hello
you've reached Diana
i am unable to come to the phone at this time
If you would please leave your name, phone number and a brief message, i'll return your call as soon as possible

Thank You

Off to the beach
catch u later


(You're supposed to leave a bootleg message)

24 public opinion:

Ms Sula said...

Well, Missy, you better come back from the beach with some juicy stories... I miss reading you!

What do u have planned for vacation?

Pajnstl said...

hmph.. real Janky how you take a beach vacay and THIS is the way I find out. Hussy!

Have fun!!

STILL POCAHONTAZ said...

Heyyyy Diana its POCA...girl what it do!..Well anyways, just callin to tell ya...have fun and enjoy ya self...let it all hang out....CIAO'!...BEEEEEEEEP..

Urban Thought said...

Hi... I thought I'd try to catch you but I see that you are ignoring your phone at the moment. Probably getting sand in your booty somewhere. In either case just calling to say hello. Don't bring any sand to the beach. That's all I'm saying.

I should probably go now. I've said too much.

soumynona said...

I just left the beach!! Too much fun in the sun. Be sure you do a little arms and abs workout to have a few hunny's asking if they could sit under your Umbrella - AY- AY
I felt like Rihanna!!

Rashan Jamal said...

Ay yo, Di! What the deal, this is Rah! Call me back at 678 592 ****. I found out about aliens, but you aint answering your phone. I guess I'll just have to keep the secret to myself...

One!

Always.Funky.Fresh said...

Secret squirrel..secret squirrel...this is dolla van morpheus...the chickens have hatched. i repeat. the chickens have hatched. lata.

One Man’s Opinion said...

Hey, Diana, this is One Man. What the hell? I have been trying to contact you forever. I'm back from vacation and just wanted to holla at ya. Hope all is well. Oh, by the way, I stopped by your blog and read this crappy excuse for a post. What the hell is up with that? LOL

Stew said...

what's happenin'? stew here. i was calling to let you know i just saw you car got towed. i tried to tell they guy you were coming right back, but he would not cut me any slack. also i checked you mail like you asked, there was a letter. the test came back positive. one last thing. went bowling with your boss, he said he's gonna have to to let you go. tough break. let me know if you wanna talk. peace.

Roddykat said...

(*BEEEEEEEP*)

Yo! Quit trppin'. You told me to call you right now. Did you not pay your blog bill and that's why you're screening? Murder most foul, Lady D, murder most foul!

Hit me back when you get this. What was this for anyway? You was the one who ordered the 6ft rubber band, a gallon of silly putty, 2 bottles of bubble maker with wands, King size pack of twizzlers, Locs, generator, fog machine and the black 4 inch thick padded stunt suit with velcro straps with matching IKEA table top straps. the thing I'm really woried about is this order for Mandingo Ipod solar powered injec(*BEEEEEEEEP*)

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Hello? Hello?!?! Did I get the damn answering machine?

Dang!

Why black people got phones that they don't never answer. Black people phones are supposed to be for incoming calls too!

And did I hear beach? What? And I ain't there with ya sipping an umbrella drank? Well I hope it rains the whole time! That way you can't not get your bikini wet! And... bikini? Hmmmmm....

Eb the Celeb said...

Trick why the heck you aint tell me you were going to the beach. You know I am always down to roll... well anyway, hit me when you get back... you know who this iz!

Opinionated Diva said...

DIANA!! Pick up! You know yo azz aint went to the beach!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

that looks soooooooooooooooooooo good

Demon Hunter said...

Bootleg message: Have fun and be safe!! :*)

1/3 of what I used to be said...

Hey Diana!

hope you have fun at the beach! Watch out for jelly fish lol

swag_ambassador said...

aye di, its swag.. I kno its been a minute and all, but I been tryna get back to tha money you dig?.. hit me when you get this, lets go grab a bite o' somethn..

LOL.

12kyle said...

Sup girl? I was calling b/c I need to borrow some sugar. I need to make some red Kool-Aid. Call me back quick...I'm thirsty.

dejanae said...

ms sula:
sorry no juicy stories but i will be uploading bootleg pics

paj:
well u still aint made me that outfit yet so hush

poca:
i dont know bout it all hangin out.lol.but i did have fun

urban thought:
that sand do be getting all up in your ass don't it?
im sure i still got some up there.lol

soumynona:
uh
u gon start cross dressing too?

rashan:
son
where the aliens at
dont do me like this man

funkyfresh:
ur an idiot.lol
with ur fake CIA shit

o.m.o:
u lucky i even posted so be quiet

stew:
how u gon have my business all out there man?

roddster:
u need some damn help

2nd68:
ha
no rain bastard
no bikin neither

eb:
first off u might not wanna call me a trick
u know i can beat ur midget ass

opinionated diva:
now how u gon call me a liar?
not cool man. not cool

allmit:
felt even better

demonhunter:
hey
i made it back alive

1/3:
i sure did.lol
im good
no jellyfish stings

swag:
u payin?

12kyle:
best get ur black ass to the damn store
these food prices aint no joke
aint no free food items being handed out over here

DollFace said...

Diana...this is DollFace. Where you at?! Couldn't let a sista know you were taking a vacay?! That's aight...when you get back it's going to be 90 freaking degrees!

dejanae said...

girl what had happned was
i had lost my cellie and i couldnt get in contact

jameil1922 said...

hey diana. you suck for rubbing in the fact that you live near enough to the beach to just "run off" to it. so there.

The Jaded NYer said...

hey, it's jaded I was just calli... wait someone's at the door...

"Hello? Who's there? Hello? Hello?"

--line goes dead--

MysTery said...

You are silly for this.