Here's part 2
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nah nah
i must be hallucinating
did this bitch really just slap me?

aww hell n----and before i could finish the thought i was swingin on the heifa
never mind the fact that ive never been in a fight before, nevermind the fact that all them power ranger moves flew out my head, never mind her bootleg posse or the crowd that
obviously was not
against a 'kick Diana's Ass' campaign

(contary to what they show you in the movies, shit did not slow down to a crawl
no slow motion here
It was all a jumble really)

all i knew was that i wasnt tryna get hit and im sure i looked a damn fool swingin like a crazy person (i did say i had never been in a fight havent i?)
I wasnt tryna be Rocky
i was tryna stay out of the line of fire
Was doin a pretty good job of it too til this bitch ass piecea shit lil boy decided to trip me

Yes folk
This punkass mofo saw fit to come outta his face and stick his scrawn, ashy, lil leg out and cause me to land my black ass on the floor
(This lil crusty ass turdlike thing had been talkin shit to me for a minute. He got his own lata tho. He got stomped out by this group of boys

Now this was just the in that Tshaya needed
I saw her foot headed towards me and tried to roll of to the side and stand up
well
that was the plan anyway

However, Idiots that i didnt even know decided they was in the Super Bowl and somehow i musta transformed into a football or something

nah nah
D aint down for that crap

so there i was
on the dirt floor

mad as all hell
folk wasnt givin a bitch a chance to stand up son

So i did the only thing i could
protected my ass.lol

what?
u expected some martial arts moves or something?
i aint jackie chan man

im sure i looked like a dyin fish
wobblin about in the dirt
legs and arms flailing tryna hit any target within reach

Then the sea of idiots parted as the dean stepped on thru

Finally, i thought
where the hell u been?

I stood my dirt encrusted ass up quick as can be
Can you believe that dumb heifa was tryna play hard talkin but she was gon finish kickin my ass lata?
Hon
did u forget
u just had ur chance
u aint really do shit

FOR REAL THO
JUMPIN FOLK IS A BITCHASS MOVE IF EVER THERE WAS ONE

If YOU got beef with me and you itchin for a fight
call your fuckin dogs off and let's do this hand to hand combat shit
man to man
woman to woman
junior highschooler
to junior highschooler
whatever

I looked down at my clothes
looked up at the idiot bein held by the dean as she was throwin punches in the air
bitch ur arms are not 8 feet long
u can stop now

she kept shriekin
"You lucky he holding me back
that's why i fucked u up"

It was all just too damn much for me
I just burst out laughin