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Sunday, July 13, 2008

you need to stop bein a bitch

yeah
you
im fuckin tired of this
i thought we were cool
i really did
i thought we had resolved our issues but i should've known better
everytime u do me dirty i forgive u and hope the same shit wont happen again
I remember the first day i met you
It was a warm spring day
I had on this hideous flowered shirt and skirt combo
Yeah i know
it was before i had any sense of style
Nyway
We were both at that bootleg spanish class party crap
although i didnt really know you at the time
Hadn't officially met you
but i did know of you
all the girls did
They'd mention your name and giggle
sly smiles, mischievous grins
Had this bk chick fooled they did
I thought you were special
had this romanticized notion of how it would be when we got together
and you know i dont do that romantic shit so
i guess the joke was on me huh?
You know
now that i look back on it
shoulda seen it coming
I felt it somewhere deep inside
i guess i was afraid to see the truth
That shit hurt man
had me seeing red
See my girls tried to tell me what was up but
i couldnt
i wouldnt believe you'd do me like that
ill always remember that day
fifth of may
cinco de mayo
felt more like
day of the dead
the pain?
gut wrenching
never felt anything quite like it before
see im used to bein hard
puttin on a front
not that day
ran to the bathroom damn near in tears
couldnt deny it any longer
u had betrayed me
damn u motherfucker damn you
Our relationship never was the same after that
see
U
yeah u
Uterus
u really need to stop bein a bitch
u really do need to stop bein a bitch

23 public opinion:

Still Patrice said...

lmao... get you some tylenol and take a nap

Otis said...

that was pretty deep there buddy...

Stew said...

wow. is it that bad being a girl???

Rashan Jamal said...

LMAO!!! You got me!!!

Hyaku Juuhachi said...

damn, id hate to be the nigga you wrote this to

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RealHustla said...

Every time U shows up I try to trick her ass with a bottle of champagne to try to make her think we celebrating her arrival. It works most of the time.

The Flyyest said...

yes....fuck u

uterus!!!!!! bitch!!!!


LMAO....i like this!! cuz its true!!

Dave Van Buren said...

lmao.. yet another reason I'm glad I'm a man.

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO!!!!!!!! You really had me going.

Ms Sula said...

Loll! You definitely need to submit some of this stuff to the Vagina Monologues... :)

You're too good!

How u been?

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Um... See there's this wall see...

Tyhitia Green said...

LOL. I love it. Did you really write this for someone? :-)

Roddykat said...

Damn, girl, let 'em know! We need a book from you, stat. Get on that.

Charles said...

I liked this...at first I thought you were talking about some guy...and then I got it at the end. And looking at some of the comments...some still don't get it...but I got you.

Good stuff...I know it has to be tough being a woman...

Chari said...

LOL! Girl!

Good one. Good one.

CHA CHA said...

dang girl, you really hate it...if I read one mo post about your cycle Im going to be convinced...LOL

Poor baby, put an old hot water bottle on it

ruthibel said...

you had me... right up until that last line.. this is really good stuff tho

A Beautifulstruggle said...

I tricks her ass every month with a ring..nuva ring that is. Soon as I take my ring out, she think it's her time to shine but I pretend to propose to her again with yet another ring. Nuva ring. Love it.

Sha Boogie said...

Ugh..men! Got me wishing, hoping..praying that this honeymoon never ends..

Mo said...

effin bi-otch (not u, but the uterus in general)

Eb the Celeb said...

Man bitches I swear this dating ish is for the birds!

Shay said...

damn i thought some sucka did you dirty. you are so creative to come up with this.

Muze said...

haha. girl i feel you.

that U is something else.