pictionary-caption by numbers

1.
"oooh. How soon can we get to your place?"
soo....do u really need any more proof that Eb likes to molest youngins
She know damn good n well she should be playin doctor with kids her own age

2.
dudes face when he thought jaded was gon give him the time of day (right before he started talkin to her tat. smh. don't ask.)

3.
his face after she shut his ass DOOOOWN
awww
poor delusional guy
lookin like "you see this bullshit? i used all my best lines and she still won't give me the digits"
It was kinda Jaded's fault tho
he couldnt withstand the cleavage n tat combo
They were callin him
literally

look at her
all evil n shit
*cue music*
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so,
Cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo

4.

Anthony: Hold on now Joy. all i want is five minutes girl
Eb: yeah Joy. Don't b like that. I promised my boy i'd bring him some girls for his birthday

5.
haha
no comment


6.
yall cougars should start a support group

7.
"I wanna be like her when i grow up"


on the real i think thats what she was sayin in her head
chick was from Cali n mad hype to be in the NYC
heard she's supposed to do a music video
hope they call her back cuz she seems like the type to be devastated if they dont
Especially since she mentioned it every other sentence
8.
jaded, dej, and a guest appearance by side eye

9.
uh
err
baffled
this is her happy face
lol

10.
awww
they actually look sober
(a rarity)



pick 3 and caption away
ill do it tomorrow (did it)

objects in mirror are closer than they appear

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say congrats to my buddy Maria



doesnt he look just like me?
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me n my dad got in a minor accident on saturday
this cabbie backed into the car and tried to claim it was cuz we were moving too fast
uh dumb motherfucker
we were not moving at all
we were parked
lmao

NO U MAY NOT

have some of my junior's cheeecake
nananananaaaaaaaaaaaa


masturbate at your open door,visible to all passersby and think its ok
asshole

put ur hand in my hair without my fuckin permission !!!!!!!
i swear
id think that was common sense but no
"grimace"
and every
single
fuckin night i went out
3 consecutive days
some melanine challenged dude either touched or attempted to touch my fro
bitch
this aint no petting zoo
fuckouttahere


call me 5 days after my birthday n try to hold a "normal" conversation as if ur ass aint wrong
mother dearest
oh yeah
she still aint said happy birthday
sigh
who wants to switch moms with me


act an ass and expect me not to tell you bout yourself
ignorant coworkers are a trip
ok
u dont like black folk
(even tho ur black)
white folk,
gays,
(even tho u say you have 2 gay friends but the thought of thinking of them having sex repulses you and u think gay folk are disgusting
well bitch why the fuck u tryna picture urself in their damn bedrooms then)
interracial relationships
cuz

fuck
i aint got the time
the bitch is just all kinds of confused


i tried to post some pics from the bday weekend but my pc is being uncooperative
dont worry
a lil "enhanced interrogation" should do the trick

hung with the cuzzo
shopping
movie
clubbing
burlesque show
taking pics of/with random folk who amused me


pics will be up sometime in the near future


its not too late to send a damn gift

a new computer would be nice
hint
hint