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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

pictionary-caption by numbers

1.
"oooh. How soon can we get to your place?"
soo....do u really need any more proof that Eb likes to molest youngins
She know damn good n well she should be playin doctor with kids her own age

2.
dudes face when he thought jaded was gon give him the time of day (right before he started talkin to her tat. smh. don't ask.)

3.
his face after she shut his ass DOOOOWN
awww
poor delusional guy
lookin like "you see this bullshit? i used all my best lines and she still won't give me the digits"
It was kinda Jaded's fault tho
he couldnt withstand the cleavage n tat combo
They were callin him
literally

look at her
all evil n shit
*cue music*
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so,
Cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo

4.

Anthony: Hold on now Joy. all i want is five minutes girl
Eb: yeah Joy. Don't b like that. I promised my boy i'd bring him some girls for his birthday

5.
haha
no comment


6.
yall cougars should start a support group

7.
"I wanna be like her when i grow up"


on the real i think thats what she was sayin in her head
chick was from Cali n mad hype to be in the NYC
heard she's supposed to do a music video
hope they call her back cuz she seems like the type to be devastated if they dont
Especially since she mentioned it every other sentence
8.
jaded, dej, and a guest appearance by side eye

9.
uh
err
baffled
this is her happy face
lol

10.
awww
they actually look sober
(a rarity)



pick 3 and caption away
ill do it tomorrow (did it)

21 public opinion:

Eb the Celeb said...

you do not even understand the depth of my embarrassment right now! bwhaahahahahahahaahhaha... the last pic is too cute though

Next time I wanna have a field day with Ruby Red Cosmos... someone plz stop me... lololol

The Jaded NYer said...

LORD NOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm so distraught over #2, #3 & #6

I can't go on living knowing these photos exist. The thought of that sweaty fool...UGH I CANNOT!

On the bright side, I was not molesting some 23year-old all over 23rd Street like some people *COUGH-EB-COUGH*

And that last pic is cute :D

I'm off to buy a blonde wig and some really big sunglasses...

Eb the Celeb said...

LMAO... you better get up on that... That is Anthony's stand in... shooooooooo ... I dont know why you were fronting...

and I was NOT molesting him... he wanted me to see his young impressionable body so I took a peak

The F$%K it List said...

I can caption all of these pics (well not the last one thats just a cute pic) with my play aunts favorite thing:

You all leave the house and make your mother proud... NO BEHAVIOR *sucks teeth
(said with a very thick Guyanese accents)

yours truly said...

Is that Anthony Anderson in the 4th pic? Dude has a semi-career in impersonation and identity theft if it ain't.

*dead* at the first pic. I can't even find the words.

dejanae said...

eb: y would i do that?
lol

jaded:
dont think the bootleg disguise is gon help
he's spot that tattoo anywhere
lol

the fitlist:
ha

yours truly:
it sure is
i know. aint she scandalous?
lol

Eb the Celeb said...

ICant with your captions for 4 and 6 bwhahahahahaaha

clnmike said...

Lol.

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

so funny...i'm horrible at captioning pics..they come out corny but looks like fun!

12kyle said...

this whole post had me crackin up. the thought of you, eb, and jaded partyin' somewhere is funny. i know y'all acted a fool!

Ms. Lovely said...

lmao..that looks like so much fun. I gotta meet up w/yall!!

Jackie E. said...

LOL@ya'll cougars should start a support group!!!!! That is too funny.....

Urban Thought said...

LOL... way too funny.

Anonymous said...

Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON'T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their reincarnation as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.

Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God's favored gender. Muhammad's (Mohammed's) polygamy halfway through his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God's will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
Black member size is temptation to a predisposed population.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent's original superpower also played a major role in African slavery.

Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings. This is the purpose behind many black's historical tendancy towards resistance.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children accend into heaven because they were taught to think and behave appropriately, which they passed on to their children. Our preditory envionment of "freedom" was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to the people's collective disfavor.

Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women's attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.

Think about what I say. Consider what I teach. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God's way to grant some time before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their "investment".
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God's awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God's temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Okay. You stoopid!!! Had me in the floor the whole damn time!!! Took me a few minutes to reach the keyboard to put this comment in!

Cougar Support Group! LMAO!!!! Lemme know when the meetings are when they get it started! I may wanna stalk a meeting or two...

Oh damn! That comment before mine is hella long! Are we about to get captchas or comment moderation up in here for that?

dejanae said...

mslovely: chick we gotta meet up onea these days


2nd68:no comment moderation
the terrorists will not win

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