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Friday, January 1, 2010

So.....

i'm just lookin out the window when she asks me
the same damn question she asks almost every time i see her
"So. you gotta man yet?"
(Really tho??!?!?)
me:*sighs* No
her:you sure? You better let me know if you do cuz if you go around tellin people you're not seeing someone and u end up pregnant....well people are gonna think you sleep around...you're a ho. u know what i mean?
me:*grimace* I'm grown. When i get a man you'll be the 2nd person to know.ok? I don't have to hide anything. I think at the age of 24, i can safely assume noone's gonna be alarmed.
(enter awkward silence)
"Do any guys try to talk to you...ask you out?"
(oh thnx mom. your doin wonders for my self esteem here.)
"yeah.sometimes"
(drop it already old bag. No need to beat a dead horse. I'm single and my ovaries are shriveling up as i speak.got it)
she looks over quizzically

"It doesnt go anywhere" *shrugs*
one minute later
"Do girls try to talk to you?"
(rolling eyes into the base of my skull)
"yeah.Sometimes"

Why's she staring into my eyes like that?
"What do you do?"
(I usually just say yes. "I'd love to be your lesbian lover" takem home and showem a good time)
the hell u think i say?
"uh.I say thnx for the compliment and keep it moving"
"oh.ok"

siiiiiiiiiiiigh




happy new year everyone
here's to hoping these types of conversations between the moms and i will cease



(just finished going thru old posts and realize that i miss yall guys)
come back
u can blame it all on me
lol

13 public opinion:

Sting said...

Happy new yr, Lady.

The Jaded NYer said...

Moms...gotta love 'em I guess...

Happy New Year, Miss Lady!!

clnmike said...

"You better let me know if you do cuz if you go around tellin people you're not seeing someone and u end up pregnant....well people are gonna think you sleep around"

Nooooooo really? Lol.

(vixenchick) said...

happy new year babe!

Skinny Black Girl said...

Lmao!! This soooo sounds like a conversation that I've had with my mother at some point in time. Happy New Year!

MysTery said...

Wow. Happy New Year to Ya!

RealHustla said...

At least if you're lesbian you won't end up pregnant.

Your mom has successfully concluded with her line of questioning that people are gonna talk no matter what. Why cant she see this?

jess said...

why you didnt tell her about me

dejanae said...

awww
Happy new years folk!!!!!!
clnmike:smh...i know

realhustla: lol

skinnyblackgirl:noooo(runs from ur mom)

jess: she wouldnt understand our love

Rashan Jamal said...

I don't like that convo. I think I would have to fake a phone call to get out of that one. LOL

Sha Boogie said...

That is a riot!

Reminds me of when I excitedly told my mom I got my first STD test at 21 and she screamed that she thought i was saving myself for marriage..ahh, good times! lol

dejanae said...

rashan:
i shouldve

sha-boog:
haha

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