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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bitch, I Dont Know Your Life!!!!!!!

So i head to facebook
and suddenly realize that for some folk, highschool never ended


PROACTIVE WORKED FOR ME.....TRY SOME....lmao

then three minutes later, cuz u know her ass was like
"oooh hold on
i got something else",

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD HOOK THAT GIRL IN BLACK WITH A NOSE JOB......lololOLOLOLOL

side eye
heifer please
as soon as i read that i was thinking
If you gon come out ur face and say dumb shit like that, ur ass better be on some top model status
best have the dudes fallin over you like they thought you were Halle Berry
and of course


she wasnt



"Do you think you are authorized to make such comments considering your relationship with these ladies? If you don't know Diana and your relationship with Vanessa isn't very advanced, I don't think it's smart to be making comments like that."

that was from Andrani

I told u the heifer was too damn nice
who the hell says that?!?!?!?!?!??!
sigh
i gotta toughen her up


"Hell yeah! Shut your ass up! You don't know them!!! You are ugly as hell too! You look like a dark version of Donald Duck!!!...So when u stop looking like a duck!!!...THEN talk!!! Diana AND Vanessa are both 2 beautiful ladies! Fake ass mobile phone picture!...You have a bell pepper joe jackson nose so shut up!!!!"
lollll
from Javan, Me and Andrani's fake adopted son

aaah
he's quite amusing



and this from Vanessa:
"Yeah that Proactiv will clear my face up
but who's gonna pay for your reconstructive surgery
."

and on that note
no surgeon's knife is gon fuck with the Jean family nose

bitch please


this is a family legacy right here







and the pièce de résistance


ur getting hot and bothered aren't you?
The sight of my nostrils makes u wanna do some stuff don't it?

yes i just did a post on my damn nose
dont get mad
u can do one too

oh and Berlinda hon *snickers*
insecurity is not a good look for u
how bout u try on some 'shut the fuck up' instead

40 public opinion:

Skinny Black Girl said...

LMAO!!! Wooooo! So this is what we do on Facebook now? That's what's hot in these streets! Too funny!!

Well, I asked you to do a post yesterday to keep me entertained and you definitely delivered! This was funny as hell!

Skinny Black Girl said...

Oh, and love the title. That was hands down one of the funniest parts of that movie!

Ms Sula said...

Are you serious? People really actually do waste their time talking about such nonsense?

WoW!

Let's hope 2009 brings her a dollop of common sense. Insecurity has never been a good look.

The Jaded NYer said...

Facebook is like that now? I thought it was only MySpace... good thing I hardly visit either one...

that heifer... maybe she needs a hug? lol

Kandi Black said...

Man...fuck them Facebook haters...aint nuthn wrong with with ur friend's skin and aint nuthn wrong with yo nose...she just needs some attention is all...you know you'll always be goregous in my eyes...lol

E. Christian Wallace said...

I can't front...the nostrils just--just...do something to me.

I need a moment.

Charles said...

That line from Baby Mama always cracks me up.

I can't stand FB at all!!! No sir...

I don't see a damn thing wrong with your nose...

-Charles

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

Ignorant people are everywhere...damn...

NOTHING is wrong with your nose...its beautiful...you're beautifully conjured up by The One like yours truly :)

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

love how u handled the situation, couldn't have handled it better.

Certain people just need to grow up, its pathetic.

Ms. Lovely said...

haha@ the title..I walked around saying that line for days!

LMFAO! for puttin her out there like that..She deserved it. Stank heffa!

And you are I are in the same boat with the family nose..As soon as folk see me they say "Hey aren't you Eddie's daughter?" hahaha gotta love it!

Stew said...

the internet gives people backbone don't it???

Freaky Deaky said...

I knew there was a reason I don't Facebook. Thanks for reminding me. Personally, I think you should all fight it out in a big pool of peach Jell-O. I'll referee.

Berlinda? *shaking my head* I swear if I ever knock a chick up I'm naming every last one of the kids, even the ones Maury says I'm not the father of. She's not bad but you're hotter. So if she had talked about your ass then you would've posted pics of it? If that's the case I can make up an anonymous account and talk about it.

RealHustla said...

I'm get bad vibes from Facebook too, and I know I'm too damn old. No disrespect, just bad vibes.

Darius T. Williams said...

LOL - I love the title of this post - um...I'm falling in love with Facebook. I think...

Andrani said...

lmao!!!! you ronned it off! too funny. i showed ronvan and he felt honored lolol. good crap.

Pocahontaz said...

your title...HEELARIOUS..EWWW EWWW..LOL

The F$%K it List said...

I didnt realize it was this serious on facebook? If someone did that 'Ish on my page, game over.

I love how you gave props to your nose, ain't nothing wrong with that or your nose.

BTW LOVE THE AFRO PIC!

dejanae said...

skinnyblackgirl:
im sayin
a damn mess
glad to be of service

sula:
we can only hope cuz i think tahts highly unlikely

jadednyer:
well u better be the one to give it to her
she's too damn grown to be actin so foolish

kandiblack:
lolll
thanx hon

echristianwallace:
lmaoooo
just make sure u clean up after yourself ;)

charles:
hmmm
i think u meant no ma'am
gracias

beautifullyconjuredup:
i know
i cant friggin escape them
thnx

fres&fab:
sigh
i know right
mind u i don't even know this chick


ms.lovely:
stank heiffa is right
yep
no need for dna test
he's sure i'm his
lol

stew:
seems like it
dont say shit online you wouldnt say to my damn face is all i'm sayin

freakadeak:
yeah
keep waiting on that one
=yep.never called her ugly. just sayin she best be the baddest bitch out there if
she wants to talk on the way other folk look
u can try it and see

realhustla:
lol
what?
u can be too old for facebook?
lol

darius:
in love?
uh
thats different

andrani:
told u i was

poca:
lol
i thought so

thefuckitlist:
thnx hon
the amily legacy lives on
lol

Rashan Jamal said...

is it just me or are there two different music players blasting at the same time?

Yeah, I'm not tryna reconnect with anyone, much less people that have no tact. That's just ill.

dejanae said...

it's just ur crackhead symptoms kickin in again
only one starts up automatically

reconnect?
i dont know the dumb chick

BorednTalkative said...

Hi. I found your blog while I was randomly blog hopping. Symptom of having no work to do.

I thought this post was hilarious. Damn I didn't know Facebook had haters too. She had too much time on her hands.

NYAmicas said...

I saw that bs and thought to reply but

1) I saw And and the other guys had responded
2) Isnt she your friend's aunt? I saw another comment from her saying she's Vanessa's aunt (Tati?)
and I didnt want to tell off an older lady
3) You hadnt responded so I thought you were just going to ignore it so I didnt mention it.
4) Im already stressed and you know I can be combative-didnt want to bring that to And's album.

Your brother is handsome in a "Im not trying to holler at your younger sibling" kinda way.

Nice post-PUT HER ON BLAST!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

LOL not the side eye

Eb the Celeb said...

lmao @ you putting girl on blast... hating ass winch... I always tell people to stop jocking my pics

Yasmeen Christian said...

I love BIG noses.
Be confident.
Be beautiful.

ms.uncensored said...

let these bitches know!

Ms. Behaving said...

Gotta love your haters...

Despite ALLLL the shyt they have to say, the truth is they are your biggest fans!!

dejanae said...

boredn:
*waves*
smh
i didnt know either
but now i do

chanell:
she aint her aunt
thats a fake nickname crap
eew@the display of pedophilia
lol

eb:
i know
the idiot

yasmeen:
thnx
i will

ms.uncensored:
will do
i cant stand foolishness

msbehaving:
yep
they keep u in business

Mizrepresent said...

Tell'em girl!lol!

i.can't.complain. said...

u'se what i like to call a bad bitch.

fuck facebook

-1-

Qucifer said...

BWAHAHAHAHha i Laughed so hard and for so long you forcing me to focus on your damned nose in the pictures... heffa shoulda thought about it a lil bit more before e-thugging eh?

Jackie E. said...

You had me just smilin' the whole time I was reading this! Sometimes people just need to be called out for the stuff they say. And if no one does, they'll just keep saying their nonsense so kudos to you for nippin' it in the butt!!

karrie b. said...

i love the stank look on your dad's face! i do!

im AM sick to death of these e-gangster bitches.

-kb

brwn_eyes_brwngirl said...

I love the pictures ...all of them personally...and I wouldn't let a surgeon touch the nose either..but you did have me laughing...lol

dejanae said...

haha
thnx folk

Kieya said...

the ode to your nose was quite enterntaining

Muze said...

LOVES it.

sigh. B*tches always ruining a good thing. FB is my joint. lol.

you always lets em know. lol.

and i'm sooo like your friend. too damn nice. i gotta work on my gangsta. lol.

jessica rae said...

baaahaha. that was funny. everyone grows up but only few mature!

im still laughing hahaha. i would have been the nice one too lol

Gem said...

Your nose is cute! But seriously, I love that ol' girl was crackin her own damn self up...that's how you really know she has way more insecurities than should be allowed on the internet.

Your dad's look at the end...I can't. I quit life, lol.

Cheron L. Hall said...

...And this is why I closed my facebook and myspace accounts...half of the people who request you were never really your "friends" in high school to begin with...

flux em'...

your nose is beautiful...she's obviously one of those self hating black folks who think beauty is being wrapped up in Euro centric aesthetic