pictionary:why gremlins dont dance

i don't know whose mama this is
but if she belongs to you
explain to her that wasnt nobody tryna take a picture of her
thank you






































the face she made when some gremlin lookin motherfucker begged her to dance
she said yes of course
lmao
too damn nice i tell you
i woulda posted a picture of dude but the bastard erased the photo evidence


this here looks strangely like some synchronized shit































don't know why this heiffer is playin shy




























he was cute
stocky too
but short
the camera wanted to act a bitch so the pic came out blurry
every damn time i tried to take a pic where u could see his damn face

maybe he was a ghost or something







































waiting



























haha
they said im always dressed like somebody's teacher
well shit atleast acknowledge that im a fly ass one




























she's 6 feet tall by the way
the bastard
its no damn fair
im supposed to be the tallest






































































"Yeah spot a man of freedom for a fact aah-aah uh-hum
Poison you ready Ron I'm ready
You ready Dave I'm ready Slick are you
Oh yeah break it down"
*stops walking towards the bathroom*
i of course proceeded to break it down
it was about five throwback jams later when i remembered that my bladder was near to exploding




I might have a lil too much fun dancing by myself
whee
whee
whee
*stops dancing and looks around*
where is everybody?



random thoughts of the night:

you dont need to be grinding on me to the point where i can tell if ur circumsized or not
ok?

you need to not be tryna talk to me if you got kids my age


whoa there playa
u coulda atleast asked for my name before u start talking bout me heading over to ur place


if you dont think ur fly
nobody else will
but it jus seems that the ugliest dudes got the highest self esteem
just sayin


Are you really tryna hold a conversation by screaming over the music?
a lil common sense please

I see you
You see me
You like what you see
I like what i see
So why u just starin over here
*5 minutes later*
took ur ass long enough to ask a sistah to dance



Somebody needs to come get their momma off the dancefloor
and bring her shoes while u at it
she seems to have lost the ones she came with


Why is she still dancing with that gremlin lookin lil fella?
ok
i gotta go save her ass again


Can you please go perform ur simulated sex acts somewhere else please
like the bathroom
i need to rest my damn feet and u just taking up space for no damn reason


Does she look like the damn president of the Make A Wish Foundation?
why should she give a damn that it's ur slow cousin's birthday?
She said she's not tryna dance with him