Music: vernacular of the soul


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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Changes





Guess we were ready to see a black president huh?
sigh
history was made and i was a part of it

im kinda mad i was in and out of the polling place in five minutes
i wanted to tell the grandkids how i waited in line for hours to vote for Obama

Don't worry
i can always put some on it.
talkin bout i had to trek up a mountain in snow and sleet with no shoes on.lol

(to the thousands that came before me: THANK YOU)
We've come so far but we've got a long way to go



Just a lil closer to overcoming

Monday, November 3, 2008

vampires egyptians and witches oh my and a ghoul too?



shrieking like a banshee cuz i aint got no damn sense



















for the record
my mouth didnt stay open like that the whole damn time.lol
it was kinda necessary tho
otherwise i just came off as some slutty amazon warrior or something

i really need for folk to understand that Halloween is not an excuse to say any ole shit that pops into ur head just cuz ur dressed like someone else

nor is it an excuse to just up and touch folk u dont know
especially if that person is me
let's just say

it doesnt bode well




There was this white dude dressed in some bootleg costume with a blowup doll giving him a blowjob
suffice it to say he was looking at me a lil too eagerly and had the nerve to look down at it then look at me talkin bout he doesn't mind getting bitten

How bout no
right after i laughed in his face


speaking of blowjobs
on my way back home, some gay chick on the trainplatform was calling some other female all kinds of bitch talkin bout yes she's gay and so what and how she heard the dumb hoe and how she needs to suck her nonexistant dick and shit like that
twas quite amusing
Then she got into a spat with her girlfriend talkin bout "don't touch me"
then i guess they made up by the time the train hit the platform
but i guess they didnt make up enough for this big butch chick to stop lookin my damn way just before she asked some dude on the train to also suck her imaginery dick cuz apparently he kept looking at her too

smh


really?
u gon turn ur ass all the way around in ur seat to stare huh
can a chick get a bit of privacy when she's removing her pants?
damn
lol

so it wasnt as cold outside as i thought it would be
so yeah
i see no problem with removing my sweats on the damn train
i mean
it aint like i aint had no shorts underneath
lmao
he still shoulda atleast pretended like he couldnt see shit
ole nosy bastard
can someone please tell him to stop smiling over here like i'm putting on a damn show for his entertainment
thank you



U best go vote tomorrow before i bite you
or if u like that shit
i'll bite you if u go out and vote
u'll like it i promise

just something to think about

im dead serious too
even the homeless crackheads know what's up
now how sad would it be to say u got passed over for a homeless crackhead
not a good look right?
dont make me do it

Friday, October 31, 2008

cuz im bleedin

im bleeding and bloated and tired and my back hurts and my tits hurt and im contemplating getting pregnant so i can avoid this shit for 9 more months
think it's a good idea?

my pops is being extra nice tho
thats one good thing about this menstruating shit
i complain bout cramps and i aint gotta no nuthin

he made me tea and brought food home for me


but he still aint did no damn cheerleading with me tho
so
he's a bastard right now

think i can get him to do that?
probly would if i told him i'd start paying rent.ha
nah
not happening
ima play this no rent shit til the wheels fall off

ill be getting back to regularly scheduled programming soon
and actually getting around to reading ur crap
gimme a few

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

You wanna repeat that?



Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
I wish some dumb fuck would do that shit to me
are you lookin to get killed today
after i done spent 9 months carrying the lil parasitic bastard

after them 28 hours in labor?

graphic pic ahead





(i kept it classic with the black and white photo for yall)

He had the damn nerve to consider naming the baby girl John McCain

he'd sure as hell be happy he was already in the hospital when i got thru with him
no
really
what the fuck was he smokin?
shiiiiiit
Obama's my imaginery baby daddy but ill be damned if some dumb fuck's gon name my baby girl after him





ladies: What would you do if you were his wife?
fellas: What would you do if your wife named your new baby boy Hillary Clinton talkin bout she wanted to show support for the Clinton campaign?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

sigh




my computer crashed and me being the genius that i am, i didnt backup anything
i lost all my shit
my music
my writing
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
my bootleeg poetry
my fake short story
my music
my pictures
i said my music twice didnt i?
well im distraught
im entitled


i blame Sarah Palin
yes
i can do that


i quit my friggin job
yes i did
if there's one thing i cant stand, it's folk messing with my money
im sorry
i kinda expect for my paycheck to be ready when it's payday
i couldnt do it

now everytime i call concerning my last check, she's always in a meeting
Bitch please
When i was working there, ur ass was never that busy

so the hunt is on for a new gig




Halloween is fast approaching
what to be?
what to be?


ANY of yall get dressed up for Halloween?

Friday, October 17, 2008

Cold Case Jukebox


u best have been singing along


Remember when Donna Summers was on Family Matters?






Sunday, October 12, 2008

pictionary











lookie who i found? Eb and MizRep

Capcity