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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

dumb and dumber

this melanin challenged chick was all twisting and gyrating and touching herself on the dance floor
and lemme tell you
it was not fuckin cute
whoa
how can folk not know?
dont u got friends to tell u when ur lookin a damn mess?
its this typa shit that got tone-deaf folk thinking they can be the next pop star

probably the same demon that got Palin thinkin she's "ready" to be vp


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went to a bootleg bday bash crap with a friend
asked her to upload somea the pics we took
go on face.book dont see them
she tells me she uploaded them to my.space
i go there and see she has 12 new pics up

go thru all 12 of the new pics she posted and not one included me
ALL of them were pics of JUST her


bitch
why i want pictures of u for?

fiona
do better

so i will have them up when i make this heifa realize i am not in love with her and therefore not content with staring at pics of her all day
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listen bastard
since when some rice was the remedy to remove a damn fish bone stuck in your neck?
my brother's gon come in my room talkin bout can i go make him some rice
fuckoutta here
what for?
u still breathing
go make your own damn rice
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oh
so thats how it is?
privatized profit and nationalized debt huh
did any of these bitch ass companies help yall out when they were handing out multimillion dollar checks to their ceo's while the house was burning?
no?
i aint think so
so lets see
they wanna take 700 billion of our money to shore up companies so that they can then lend us back our OWN money with interest
fuckouttahere





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im having a "watch how much dumber Palin can sound" party at my house on Thursday
yall comin?
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never been in love
never been in a serious relationship
never had my heart broken
but i will give relationship advice
why?
because a bitch has common sense

unless her name is Sarah Palin
whatd i do?
she said it first
well sorta
lol

26 public opinion:

Darius T. Williams said...

Ha! I'm falling out at your response to your brother..."you still breathing - fuck outta here" That's funny - for real.

Um, this party tomorrow - count me in - I'm bringing Mexican Hot Wings!

Skinny Black Girl said...

LMAO @ your bother and the rice. Too funny.

At this point, I think Sarah Palin knows she's not ready to be VP. You can tell she's self-conscious now whenever she interviews. John McCain on the other hand, needs to get the memo that he should've left her ass in Alaska to play in the snow.

The Bailout? I was for it, honestly. I'm at the point where I'm just like stop arguing and pointing fingers and just DO SOMETHING before more everyday people suffer. Granted those Wall Street guys were foolish, but they have staffs of people like accountants, secretaries, janitors, etc who lost their jobs too. And with the fall of every financial institution will come more loss for not just the fat cats, but ordinary people as well. If the credit market stays frozen, please believe we all will suffer.

(vixenchick) said...

hey girl! missed you!

relationships are hard....i think your opinion will change once you get in one...emotions are messy and emotions make relationships messy.

XOXOXO

vixen

(vixenchick) said...

p.s. sarah palin sucks!

Super Dave Van Buren said...

Common Sense goes a long way.

Charles said...

I was watching cnn yesterday and they said that sarah palin had to go and regroup for the debates because she's been flustered in interviews and needs work. Thats a damn shame when news outlets are reporting that you suck...

MysTery said...

'u still breathing
go make your own damn rice'

'im having a "watch how much dumber Palin can sound" party at my house on Thursday
yall comin?'

RALMBO!!!! Girl you are a trip!!
lol

Mizrepresent said...

Gurl, you had me falling out at work...lmbao. I can read at work, but can't post. This one goes up as one of my all-time favorites...you crack me up!

Stew said...

no need to worry. the world is ending in 2012 anyway.

and this is not what i prophesied, it was the Mayans

Sting said...

LOL @ u, ur brother and his rice request.

Yeah, Sara palin is a dumbass. I'm definitely watching that debate tomorrow.

Pajnstl said...

lmao at you and your brother! lol

One Man’s Opinion said...

I gotta say, for some reason all your pictures didn't show up for me, but the ones that did were kind of funny.

Hey, excuse me....I'm am going to be the next Pop Star......Oh, wait...that wasn't directed at me.......Nevermind.

Anonymous said...

lol, I couldve sworn Fiona had those pics up, I commented on how hot you both looked. Or did you guys go to another party without me?! Huh! Did you!?

And what has poor old Palin ever done to you?
Who's the chick in the bandana? She looks like a skinner version of a girl who went to Murrow we knew.
Common sense goes out the window when you're in a relationship-the hormones and other body-metaphysical crap confuses you. It's true!
Hit me up Di!

Rashan Jamal said...

Can't wait to see the debate either. I just want to see that deer in the headlights look.

Go make me some rice, woman!!!

Muze said...

you are just too funny. lmao @ your brother and rice.

"so i will have them up when i make this heifa realize i am not in love with her and therefore not content with staring at pics of her all day"


hahahahaha

Eb the Celeb said...

lmao @ that side face for not having the pics....

girlie...get ya costume ready... you and the crew have to come to the halloween party... its going to be too much fun

Ruthibelle said...

economy is a mess, huh??

poor bro... you are the real terror!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

lmbao at the bich line re the pic and u know what sounds like she was melanine deficient
have a great weekend

Jewells said...

Funny stuff here.

I'ma need homegirl to put your pics up too.

Can I get some rice?

Desy said...

hahaha@ 'forrow your dreams'

well, watched the debate last night.... it all was a bit 'eh'...
and ditto on the relationship commentary (sorta)

Urban Thought said...

Tell your brother it's bread, not rice, that takes care of a chicken bone. Not sure where he got that rice trick from.

arychtexas said...

here you go keeping it realer than real. lmto at your brother lol....mrs palin tryed that SOUTHERN FOLK YALL HOWDY COCKA DOODLE DOO B/S and still did horrible @ the debate!

rebecca said...

O Sailor, Come Ashore

(Part I)

O sailor, come ashore

What have you brought for me?

Red coral , white coral,

Coral from the sea.

(Part II)

I did not dig it from the ground ,

Nor pluck it from a tree;

Feeble insects made it

In the stormy sea.

~by rs gold

Jackie E. said...

honestly, this has to be one of your funniest posts ever, lol!!! pretty much everything you said had me crackin' up! loved it...

Sha Boogie said...

You are a trip! lol mad @ your brother, oh my...rice? boy, bye!

William H. said...

lmaooo...dope post...



i need that dumb & dumber shirt though...


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