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dj

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

a day in the life

him:
You like chicken?
sure looks like it

me:
fuck you

him:
i'd rather you do it

puahahaha
i couldnt even get mad son
i swear all the ole white dudes in manhattan need to stop tryna talk to me




unless of course they got Bill Gates money




edit:for the record
i was not eating no damn chicken

27 public opinion:

Urban Thought said...

LOL... You don't like vanilla? I guess they see chocolate and get a little hungry.

Super Dave Van Buren said...

Oh just cause you black you like chicken huh? racist bastards... lol

You must have been face first into some Popeye's for him to say that.. lmao

Big O said...

thats wild...very brave of him.

Stew said...

you must have been doing something really odd for him to walk up and say something bold like that.

RealHustla said...

He was wrong. I'm with Dave, you must have been putting it down on that chicken.

Desy said...

BWAHAHA! he came out with that shyt rather quickly... he must have practiced... but what's with the chicken line? unless you were holding a bucket of KFC, I don't get it

Skoolboi Krush said...

how are you going to know if he has Bill Gates money if you don't share some of that chicken?

Keli said...

Wow...that was an ol white dude in Manhattan?

See...I would be in jail right about now...

Ruthibelle said...

lol@keli.
The problems with that scenario: old.. white.. Manhattan... and did anybody get the chicken part?? cuz I didnt. Retro pick-up line, yah think?

Mel said...

LOL!

rebecca said...

This Is Just to Say

I have eaten

the plums

that were in

the icebox

 

and which

you were probably

saving

for breakfast

 

Forgive me

they were delicious

so sweet

and so cold

-----------bymaple story account

 

The F$%K it List said...

Yo, who is this Rebecca chick? HAHAHA

That was hilarious, I wish a white dude with.. Before I was friends with this girl she asked me if I loved Watermellon (she had some) and I was like what? It dawned her 10 sec too late what she said. And now 8+ years as friends and she won't offer me watermellon nothing, candy, fruit body spray NOTHING HSHSH

12kyle said...

either he was bold or real stupid. you don't approach a woman like that

The Jaded NYer said...

damn! please tell me that was not a real conversation someone tried to have with you? ugh... these BOYS these days...

Afronuts said...

LOL...

was he stereotyping u with the chicken thing?
you know those stupid things they think black folks r hooked on

Anonymous said...

Your hair is getting long chick,-Chanell. And yeah how'd that random convo start up?

Kieya said...

oh no,
thas a problem
they mad bold
for no reason

Rashan Jamal said...

Something about this story doesn't add up... if you weren't eating chicken, then why did he say you look like you like it? Was he just being racist?

swag_ambassador said...

what in the hell...


shame..

Qucifer said...

BWAHHAHAHAhAhah I can't even be mad at old boy



cause I'm laughing my ass off!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

lol
u should come to the ATL folk
have a great weekend jones

dessex said...

wow dude was bold

karrie b. said...

white men huh...they're pretty fresh.

i find that a lot of the old jews are into me.

-KB

Muze said...

wow. i wish a white dude would...


but it WAS funny. lol.


and i'm with the f$%k it list... who is this rebecca chick posting all this nonsense on everyone's blogs?

must be spam.

James Tubman said...

that was a hella line

consider that mutha sucka stolen lol

i guess there are some smooth ass white boys out there

who knows

that maxwell takes me back baby

good one

Mizrepresent said...

Dang!

I hear ya on the Bill Gates money!

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Chicken huh?

I didn't realize you were so stereotypically black.

And I would rather you do it too...