under construction

Aight folk
i know
i been slackin
you should know better than to believe when i tell yall ima have a post up soon
especially a topic-specific one
come on now
yall know me
im lazy


Got a fake gig as a bootleg receptionist at
a substance abuse and detox facility

tryna decide if im just gonna finish out the psych degree and do the teaching fellows thing or just switch to teaching altogether

I wanna learn to sew
Paj
come teach me
Yall know im fly
ima start thinking im the next versace or something
u gotta buy my shit


i went running last night and ive officially decided im too damn old for that mess
how young is too young to have arthritis?

guess what i found hiding behind the dresser
some ancient relic of times past
this piece of crap right here

sigh
i think i used it a total of 1 week
ima try this mess again
goal:2 weeks
its like goin thru withdrawal
if i can make it past that hump then i can do it for the long haul

I have two years to get most if not all my shit together
Finish school
get my own spot
yada yada yada


Someone else got engaged
i think these bastards are doin this shit on purpose
I'm convinced it's a plot to remind me of just how single i am
I got four years before my deadline of getting knocked up is here
let's see
learn to design/sew crap
run a marathon
finish school
get a real gig
get my own spot
meet the one
get married
pop out a lil bastard

or i could just do the whole artificial insemination thing and let the rest work itself out