u must
cuz i sure dont
tis the season
so im in the market for a blog husband/wife
seeing as how folk wanna get married off left and right
i figure the least i can do is get an imaginery relationship goin
so
yeah
If you're interested in the position just answer these four questions
and then list your bootleg qualifications
What would i say to you if you showed up at my door with roses?
What was your first impression of me/this blog and how has it changed?(if at all)
Who was/is your cartoon crush and why?
Are you willing to make me a mixtape? What you puttin on it?
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22 public opinion:
that guitar is funky
martin luther = flyness
love him
don't get me to reminising (sp?) like Mary...love that first song
**KISSES**
Damn I'm old, I don't even know these songs.
1)You'd probably have something comical to say. Either that, or give me the side eye. lol.
2)I thought you were on some mo' ish (compliment). You were raw, just the way I like the reads.
3)n/a
4) Levert, Lupe, Mary J., Joy D., Outkast, Jay Z, Scarface, Common, J Dilla, Mos Def, Jean Grae. Pac, Lil Wayne, a few Old schoolers.
1) not sure of the exact wording, but i am sure that the word "bootleg" would be in there somewhere
2) bad thing about me is that i don't remember stuff like that. but now my impression of you is: strong minded, proud (who you are and where you come from), cheap shopper (like myself), a little weird (cuz of how you take ur pics)
3) Lola Bunny (insert "fuck like rabbits joke here")
4) i would put some Fuck action on the mix tape. (screwed up R&B) it dont matter what song, it gets you in the mood. like auditory aphrodisiac
OOOOOO! Questions!
Okay...
1) "You are so wonderful and thoughtful and giving!!!" Or something similarly nice. Cause if I paid for them any negative commentary could lead to a bad case of lead poisoning...
If I stole them then any commentary with "bootleg" in it would be most appropriate...
2) First impression? Hmm... Insane... Since that was the first idea you forwarded smack at the top of the blog. That impression hasn't changed much because you seem to channel some old silent movie actress when you take pictures...
Okay, it changed a little cause you hot like fiyah! Me likey the pics!
3) Jessica Rabbit. She likes laughing. I like seeing ladies similarly configured jiggling from laughter. It works out perfect...
4) A mixtape? Maybe. Do I actually have to use a cassette? That actually depends on what you like. As long as it is old school!
I'm taken already, but I'm still gonna answer. LOL
1. I know you like to think your shit dont stank, but lean a lil bit closer see roses really smell like boo boo.
2. First impression was why do she be asking so many questions. Now I think, why do she be asking so many questions and posting so many pictures that look the same. (I know I do the same thing. LOL)
3. I always knew cartoons weren't real, so I didn't have a crush on an inanimate object like that. I'm weird, but not that weird.
4. I got you on the mixtape. I probably could put all my music that nobody else likes on there. you seem like you can appreciate the eclectic stuff.
Hadn't seen the video for that second joint, but I've heard it. Pretty hot. Look, if you just wanted some music, you should've asked.
The rest,*SMH* LOL
Hello Cool Glass of Dejanade!
Thought I would pop in and say hello! I hope you are well.
Cool music!
Girl you are crazy!
That D'angelo and Raphael Saddiq song is the TRUTH! It was my theme song for my husband for an entire year.
cartoon crushes? people really have those?
You should be here = THE jam
I don't want a blogger husband or wife I want the real thing LOL
I like your blog, I'll admit when I first got here I was a bit thrown off by the writing style but I like it you have a unique way of posting :-)
1) thank you! If you are good you are Definately getting some tonight lol
2) My first impression of the blog was dag, she got a rap song on here i havent heard in years. How her young behind know something about that lol.
3) My cartoon crush is the black gurl from "drawn together." I like the gurl who does the voice because she is freddie from a different world. i used to have a serious crush on her.
4) i love making mix tapes. ill put some whispers on it, marvin gaye, maxwell, sade and some other sexy sensual music lol.
so win do i sign up :)
I'm diggin' that song by Martin Luther.
How the hell am I suppose to know what YOU would say to ME if I showed up at your door with roses? Opps. Did I fail already?
I was like, funky color scheme. She most me one psychedelic and plus, I can always appreciate a woman who goes for the nature look.
Why, cartoon crush, huh? Betty Rubble?
Mixtape? Uh, no. Not going to be able to do it. If I was to make one I would fill it up with Chakka Khun’s Through the Fire. And maybe add that song that says, “I’m a movement by myself, but I’m a force when were together. I’m a movement by myself, but baby you make me better.” What a powerful ass statement.
Anyway, I know I flunked the test, but it was nice courting ya.
Just for the record....James Tubman makes me sick. He ain't real. He's a player. Everything he said, I meant to say but forgot!
lol, gurl get your blog boo!
Where in the world is D'Angelo???
GIRL!
daily bread is my JAM!! i had it on my myspace page for like fifty-eleven years. lol.
actually, i was listening to it the other day. love me some martin luther. people sleep on him so much.
and lmao @ you getting a blog boo.
work it mama. lol.
D angelo is fat azz hell now! Hey those are some questions for a blind date cyber hubby but ralph new song 100 yd dash is so hot!
you need your ass beat for them questions...esp the last 1
-KB
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