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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

You don't know my name

What's my real name?
Name one of my crushes?
What's been your favorite/most memorable post so far? (of mine)
Am i on your blogroll?
Who do you think i'd be compatible with?(blogwise)

yeah this is a bullshit post
(*snickers*like most of them arent)

I'm in the market for a blog husband by the way
I mean, it be lonely out here.haha
What can u do for me?
prerequisites:
must be willing to blog fight for me
must be willing to collaborate on posts
must be willing to cheer me up when i feel like shit

must possess:
sarcastic wit
crazy sense of humor
unfuckwittableness
ability to provide thought provoking conversation

a nice ass doesnt hurt either
so....
if u got some ass pics
dont be afraid to share
rawrrrrr


What am i bringing to the table?
witty comebacks
my own brand of sarcasm
incessant retardedness
bullshit detector
frankness

but i aint fighting for nobody
ya dig?

40 public opinion:

Anu boy said...

Na wa ohhhh... so na so e don bi for you now... sometimes i think people take blogville a little too serious,

anyways, nothing do u sweerie..

you go find one...

lol

Urban Thought said...

LOL... Too funny...

Bloghusband?

Rashan Jamal said...

Diana is your real name
Munch is one of your crushes
Any post with pictures. LOL
I don't have a blog roll
I have no idea. i don't play blog matchmaker

I was in the running for blog husbandry, but then you mentioned ass. Sorry, the indian in my family has eliminated that feature from me. Also, I don't fight for nobody. Too pretty for all that. LOL

Ms Sula said...

I think I just found you a blog husband...

Rashad! :)

I love your interactive posts and I know you crush on my baby daddy Common! You better watch out :)

And yes, mama, you are on the blogroll.

But please, no more BS posts... You're on vacation now, so no more excuses. Get to it! :)

One Man’s Opinion said...

Okay, I'm putting my name in the hat for blog husband. I have one hell of an all. It's so nice I can see it while looking forward. LOL. Actually, that's just frighten. Enclosed please find picture of my ass from behind, above, below and both sides. And guess what...No hemorrhoids. That's always sexy. However, you will have to deal with an ashy ass. Is that cool, or is that a deal breaker for you?

Don said...

see, this is why i like your blog. you just don't give a f*ck. LOL. speak that raw ish from your mind. and everything. i don't think you will have no problem finding yourself a blog husband. the conversation is ALWAYS stimulating.


What's my real name? dejanae

Name one of my crushes? i don't really know. rashan?

What's been your favorite/most memorable post so far? (of mine) the post where you posted the pictures of just how sad this world really is. you f*ck my head up with that 1

Am i on your blogroll? fo' sho.

Who do you think i'd be compatible with?(blogwise)i don't think there's a male blogger who comes from the angle you boomerang. if i had to say though, i'd say you and blogger canon share the same spirit.

mp1 v.8.0 said...

What's my real name? diana j.....

Name one of my crushes? orange

What's been your favorite/most memorable post so far? (of mine:th one about spewing venom vs. whatever you felt was the better phrase. Those im's were hilarious

Am i on your blogroll? yep

Who do you think i'd be compatible with?(blogwise)rawdawgb

Freaky Deaky said...

Don't know you well enough and haven't read you long enough to even venture a guess at most of the answers. I'll just sit in the corner, sip on something, and look at pictures. LOL

1/3 of what I used to be said...

LOL you're tooo funny

You dont want a blog husband...you would have to fight to many of these female bloggers off of him LOL

What's my real name? I'll copy off of rashaun Diane
Name one of my crushes? I have no clue lol
What's been your favorite/most memorable post so far? (of mine) The one about the violence against women in Africa.
Am i on your blogroll? of course:-)
Who do you think i'd be compatible with?(blogwise) Hmm Iunno I dont think alot of these male bloggers on your level LOL

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

What's my real name? is it dejanade
Name one of my crushes? i dunno oh
What's been your favorite/most memorable post so far? (of mine) erm, there has been alot, ild say the one when you had the encounter with the those girls.
Am i on your blogroll? of course, and always will be
Who do you think i'd be compatible with?(blogwise) i dunno me.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

no post is BS if it truly how u feel

James Tubman said...

sorry

I got pimples all on my butt

and I gotta lot of hair on it lol

Charles said...

A Blog husband?? Wow...see, thats new. I have no idea who that could be though....

Hahaha you want someone to fight for you but not fighting for someone else?? Good luck with that search...

Incessant retardedness....that's hilarious...

Skoolboi Krush said...

How are you going to ask for something that you aren't willing to do?

You better be ready to fight for your man!

Desy said...

unfuckwittableness?!?!? oh i'm bout that...lol

i would say that you and ONE work the best... or Rashan (if you can accept the lack of assness...lol)

isn't your blog like one long post?... i mean... it's like a continuous conversation that digresses from on thing to another CONSTANTLY...lol... but i'm a lover of it all

Eb the Celeb said...

Ok you stupid...lol... I posted my ass shot already when i was bowling...LOL

and yes you are in my blog roll

Kieya said...

LOL @ the blog husband prereqs

Opinionated Diva said...

Your name is Diana

Bighead Rashan is one of your crushes

I liked the neverending post about the fight, but the rape pics are forever burned on my skull.

You can't see it, but you are on the blog roll.

LOL @ the entire last part of your post. Good luck with that!

dejanae said...

@anu boy:
u do realize i couldnt understand half of the shit u wrote right?
ill always do me man. csant noone do it betta

@urban thought:
lol
im just sayin...
u got a problem?

@rashan:
no ass
boooo
and somebody obviously lied to u.haha

@ms sula:
u mean rashan?ha
aint u heard. he aint got an ass
i need something to e-fondle
ima try to get some personal shit in here
im just bein lazy

@o.m.o:
lmao
where the pics at man
i aint even playin
lotion that shit up first
no ashy asses allowed

@don:
good to know
canon huh?
interesting

@mad-dad:
orange?
whatnahell?
rawdawg? hmmm. where'd u get that from?

@freakadeak:
sigh
had fun?


@1/3:
oh hell no
he's gotta be a one woman man
but the slim pickings of male bloggers does leave something to be desired
yeah. im in a class all my own
dont know if thats necessarily a good thing tho

@freshnfab:
haha
i do gotta finish up that fight story dont i?

@allmit:
guess so

@james tubman:
just a lil tmi man
lmao

@charles:
aint nothing wrong with that.lol
yeah well. that's how i do

@krush:
because im friggin special, that's how

@desy:
haha
there does not appear to be much clamoring for the spot now does there
yeah my blog style is kinda tourettes inspired

@eb:
uh
u tryna be my husband?
lmao

@kieya:
they dont seem that bad to me.lol

@opinionated diva:
okay i need to know why everybody is saying Rashan
haha.he has no ass anyway. itd never work.

Keli said...

I thought you were about to go A. Keys on us.

A blog husband?! Forget boyfriend, she went for it. Lol

I guess you’re down for the ride, but you ain’t tryna die, lol.

Umm…did someone comment saying he had pimple all over his butt?

Roddykat said...

You know what? You are touched, lady, but love ya anyway. I'm puttin' my bid in for Blog Brother. What? I can do that.


What's my real name?
- Mclaren (you really didn't want me to say you real whole real name, did you?) aka Lady Di aka HeatMiser. :)

Name one of my crushes?
- It's already been said. Munch from SVU

What's been your favorite/most memorable post so far? (of mine)
- The first one I read. You figure that you out. :)

Am i on your blogroll?
- What is, yes? Thought you know.

Who do you think i'd be compatible with?(blogwise)
- As of now, you're in a class by yourself. If I come across anybody, I'll let you know. Actually, there is this one single (5th)letter fellow that would make a...nah!


I'm in the market for a blog husband by the way
- You know, it's a wonder you hadn't had any offers...just sayin'

Roddykat said...

Hey, that reminds me. What happened to your friend that was supposed to co-blog if you don't mind me asking?

The Jaded NYer said...

It's good to see the craziness back in effect LOL

What's my real name? Diana

Name one of my crushes? Me? LOL

What's been your favorite/most memorable post so far? (of mine) definitely the one with the women who'd been mutilated... I wasn't ready for that mess!

Am i on your blogroll? Yes ma'am

Who do you think i'd be compatible with?(blogwise) girl, I have trouble finding my own man! you want me to find yours? *sucks teeth*

Queen of My Castle said...

LOL @ Jaded sucking her teeth

Real name: Um, yeah, I'm gonna go with Diane because that's what Diva said.

One of your crushes: Drawing a blank here

Favorite post: The one on the rape victims. I swear that affected me in such a way. The post with pics of your body was hot, too.

I don't have a blogroll. I tried setting one up, but got pissed off because it wouldn't allow me to place them in alphabetical order.

Blog mate: I'll say Eclectik

Always.Funky.Fresh said...

Damn I disappear for a little bit and you're looking for assilicious bloghusband....wtf?!?!?! finals blitz you like that?!?!?

Stew said...

i could answer the question, but everyone has already done that.

my ass is perfect. just sits a little high.

a blog husband is a first though. very interesting.

Sha Boogie said...

LOL @ 'blog fight' -- mad at you!

Jackie Edwards said...

A blog husband....you know that might not be a bad idea. All the good stuff with none of the baggage or drama, you might be on to something....:)

DiamondsR4eva said...

LOL blogger husband eh? IDK who you're compatible with in the blogosphere but you're on my blogroll :-)

dejanae said...

roddster:
hey blog bro
heatmiser?lol
whatnahell? i gotta go do work?
e? nah man
im too special.lol
she is bein a lazy bastard

jadednyer:
u huh? if u say so
don't be selfish

queen:
haha thnx
interesting

always.funky.fresh:
hey man
basically

stew:
pictures please
lol.

shaboog:
im just sayin...
is that too much to ask?

jackie:
exactamente

diamondsr4eva:
and i appreciate.lol

DollFace said...

I'm a dumb ass. I just assumed your name was Dejanae...hell it's possible:)

Crushes: I dunno

Most memorable? The one about the homeless lady on the train really touched me.

Blogroll? Hell yeah

Compatibility? May Freaky Deaky?

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

What's my real name?
Dejanade?!?!?
Name one of my crushes?
Orange...No! Strawberry!
What's been your favorite/most memorable post so far? (of mine)
This one.
Am i on your blogroll?
I was coming here to add you when I ran across this...
Who do you think i'd be compatible with?(blogwise)
Um... No idea.

What can I do for you? Hmm... Well, I am all that and a bag of chips. Except for the ass part. Don't got no ass to speak of. That is why I bring the bag of chips...

LMAO @ rawrrrrr

Lou said...

...and (drumroll) the winner is lou.

thank everybody for coming out.

peace and love.

dejanae said...

2nd68:
no ass
damn
what is it wit yall guys?
why u gon b laughin @ my growl for man?

lou:
u jumpin the gun a bit aint u?
where the ass pics at?

dejanae said...

dollface:
awww
glad u felt touched

Anonymous said...

Can I compete even though I dont have a blog, Im married......and Im female?-Chanell
Made a decision yet? You and Fi need to visit me down South and meet some GA boys.....they're as ridiculous as NY ones!

Anonymous said...

Can I compete even though I dont have a blog, Im married......and Im female?-Chanell
Made a decision yet? You and Fi need to visit me down South and meet some GA boys.....they're as ridiculous as NY ones!

dejanae said...

sure can
what u bringin to the table?
ha
yeah we gotta get that together

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Hey! It ain't my fault I ain't got no ass! But okay you twisted my arm. Instead of the bag of chips, I can make them Doritos.

Did I mention you got hips to die between?

dejanae said...

last i checked
doritos were chips

hips to die between
ok im weird
why did i jump to abortion?