Come and get it Mr. Munch

ima sexy, gangsta, shit-talkin, profanity-spewing, lewd, tomboy, spiritual, intelligent freaky virgin
and it's all good
Some people can't reconcile the shit i say with.....
the shit i say
That's folk problem
They like to compartmentalize folk too much
they hear virgin and they think MCluvin or something
(but come on Mcluvin had himself a lil sexy going on)
Then the question they inevitably think and some are dumb enough to ask:
What's wrong with you?
No motherfucker. What's wrong with ur ass?
you see that crap at the top there?
(now's when you take the time to actually scroll up and read the crap thats written in that header)
alias: Morph
always what?: outta line
my motto:FUCK THE BOX!!!

She think her shit is the hope diamond or something? Sure do. Pussy is a friggin commodity that i plan on giving only to the highest bidder. Don't front. We all giving up something to get something. Now i aint no gold-digger cuz i for sure will mess with a broke niggah. No joke niggahs tho.
Meaning:
I don't need a thug
just an assertive, intelligent, charming,
cool as shade brotha
I don't need a balla
However, i need a man
doing for himself
all that he can
and if he ain't got it now
he best have a plan
to make sure he's got it lata
and trust
i aint no hata
i will have his back
when he's going thru those days
and congratulate when he's making that paper

You know how some people like to put their best foot forward when they're tryna get to know someone they're tryna get to know better?
ummm
I usually end up doing the opposite
Not that i go outta my way to be a psycho bitch or nothing
i just am
and don't bother tryna hide it. cuz honestly that's just too much fuckin work.

I have a problem being nice. I've said this before. I just can't be 'normal' nice. I've gotta be sarcastic and witty and shit

I can't take a sincere compliment for shit
uncomfortability level reaches code orange

I place a HIGH premium on personality
NO i really do

You see this man right here



He might could get it

I don't even mind that that pose is mad suspect
He is like THAT


John Munch: I was never much into sports. My hospital basketball coach said I looked like a retarded gazelle with a spastic disorder. Mr. Daley. Real loving guy.

If he's anything like his character on Law and Order
Ima jump that skinny jewishboy
with his conspiracy theorist, liberal, cynical, sarcastic, witty, sexy ass

i can feel somea yall hating
just dont
u mad u aint as cool as my man Munch is all
get over it



he really needs to leave that pale ass, old ass, bland ass chick alone and come get him somea this
i might even consider going thru the pain of getting a brazilian wax for this man
that's sayin a lot (maybe too much.lol)
Munch. im waitin for u yahear?