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Friday, February 15, 2008

Come and get it Mr. Munch

ima sexy, gangsta, shit-talkin, profanity-spewing, lewd, tomboy, spiritual, intelligent freaky virgin
and it's all good
Some people can't reconcile the shit i say with.....
the shit i say
That's folk problem
They like to compartmentalize folk too much
they hear virgin and they think MCluvin or something
(but come on Mcluvin had himself a lil sexy going on)
Then the question they inevitably think and some are dumb enough to ask:
What's wrong with you?
No motherfucker. What's wrong with ur ass?
you see that crap at the top there?
(now's when you take the time to actually scroll up and read the crap thats written in that header)
alias: Morph
always what?: outta line
my motto:FUCK THE BOX!!!

She think her shit is the hope diamond or something? Sure do. Pussy is a friggin commodity that i plan on giving only to the highest bidder. Don't front. We all giving up something to get something. Now i aint no gold-digger cuz i for sure will mess with a broke niggah. No joke niggahs tho.
Meaning:
I don't need a thug
just an assertive, intelligent, charming,
cool as shade brotha
I don't need a balla
However, i need a man
doing for himself
all that he can
and if he ain't got it now
he best have a plan
to make sure he's got it lata
and trust
i aint no hata
i will have his back
when he's going thru those days
and congratulate when he's making that paper

You know how some people like to put their best foot forward when they're tryna get to know someone they're tryna get to know better?
ummm
I usually end up doing the opposite
Not that i go outta my way to be a psycho bitch or nothing
i just am
and don't bother tryna hide it. cuz honestly that's just too much fuckin work.

I have a problem being nice. I've said this before. I just can't be 'normal' nice. I've gotta be sarcastic and witty and shit

I can't take a sincere compliment for shit
uncomfortability level reaches code orange

I place a HIGH premium on personality
NO i really do

You see this man right here



He might could get it

I don't even mind that that pose is mad suspect
He is like THAT


John Munch: I was never much into sports. My hospital basketball coach said I looked like a retarded gazelle with a spastic disorder. Mr. Daley. Real loving guy.

If he's anything like his character on Law and Order
Ima jump that skinny jewishboy
with his conspiracy theorist, liberal, cynical, sarcastic, witty, sexy ass

i can feel somea yall hating
just dont
u mad u aint as cool as my man Munch is all
get over it



he really needs to leave that pale ass, old ass, bland ass chick alone and come get him somea this
i might even consider going thru the pain of getting a brazilian wax for this man
that's sayin a lot (maybe too much.lol)
Munch. im waitin for u yahear?

22 public opinion:

swag_ambassador said...

quite the interesting entry. but i dig it nonetheless.. and oh yes, mz badu is... *sigh*

Pajnstl said...

ummm, I need you to quit playing... For even thinking about letting Mr. Munch get you need your ass whooped! LOL!

Caesar Cannon said...

McLovin was the man, Munch is a cool dude (but he's no Cannon/Mr. Perfect), I always loved your header. Its so unique, and I'll start the bidding @ 100,000...

Andrani said...

LOL you crazy!!!! Ron off man lol, ron off.

guerreiranigeriana said...

rotflmao...you are hilarious as shit!!!....loved this post and laughed or smiled all the way through...that's the best you can do, is be you!!...outside the motherfin box, amen...best way to be...

lov said...

You have good taste! I love Munch...he's so sarcastic, amusingly condescending, but he's also a really really good person. Told you I was gonna comment!!!

dejanae said...

swag:
thnx
dont let this be the last time i see u round her k

paj:
u need to go reread what i wrote bout the hating
dont do it

caesar:
dang
how u gon start bidding so low?

andrani:
ron off man

guerr.niger:
i hope u wasnt laffin at my man

lov:
u came thru
smile
no more lurkin k

Mizrepresent said...

Gurl, i just love your attitude!

dejanae said...

miz:
thnx hon

shelia said...

Stopping by to say hi and t check your spot out.

Sojourner G said...

Thanks for stopping by the spot my new friend. One good visit deserves another. You have some deep stuff going on here. I'll be around.

(the pics in your previous post were a real education/reminder)

Sojourner G said...

Thanks for stopping by the spot my new friend. One good visit deserves another. You have some deep stuff going on here. I'll be around.

(the pics in your previous post were a real education/reminder)

Sojourner G said...

Thanks for stopping by the spot my new friend. One good visit deserves another. You have some deep stuff going on here. I'll be around.

(the pics in your previous post were a real education/reminder)

Qucifer said...

Um Hmm He could get it hard, I'm saying!

marky said...

you playin with me?

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

erm r u 4real, u got me rotflamao...i dont even know what to say lol

Desy said...

wow! another virgin in the blogospere... well i'll be... i would say i can relate and agree (minus a 1 or 2 or those colorful words...lol). Nice post

dejanae said...

shelia:
thnx 4 stoppin by

sogourner:
ill hold u to that

qucifer:
i like u.lol

marky:
i dont play around when it comes to Munch

fab:
hmmmm
u need to not be laughin :P

desy:
thas wassup
colorful words are fun
thnx

Ms Sula said...

I love this entry! And by the way you describe Munch he could get it as well... (although that pose was MAD suspect... lol!)

dejanae said...

lol
he gets a pass this once

Samii Styles said...

Hey, thanks for stopping by my spot!

I'm feeling you on the suave older white guy, seems like that would be a good time.

Gabriel said...

To my mind one and all must go through this.
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