Ramblings of a Lunatic

I know yall probably had enough of the period talk last time but...
am i the only one who threatens to throw bloody pads at folk?
for real tho. Why the fuck i gotta be pmsing if i'm mad??? Im just fucking mad.
Man if you reference PMS one more time ima wait til i'm on the rag (do folk say this besides me?) and throw a bloody one right in your face
Yeah i'm crass
sue me. I'm broke tho, so u aint gettin much.


You know what else i can't stand? Folk who be like " Smile ma. Why you look so mad?"
What the fuck they think this is? Wisteria Lane?
Who walks around friggin smiling beside crazy folk?
This is brooklyn bitch. I be mean muggin for a reason. It filters out somea the less brave souls from actin a fool but....ugh. Unfortunately, the dumber or braver souls still wanna come at me with dumb shit.
Why'd this dude ask me if i smoke weed outta the blue?
Is that his idea of a friggin pickup line?
no1 what the fuck?
no2 Do i look like a weed head? ( no offense to any of you that may indulge. do u. i mean it aint no worse than them cancer sticks)
no3 You'd think the look of disgust i gave him woulda made him shut the hell up but no
the dumb fuck proceeded to tell me he could get me the hook up

Sad thing is, even if a nice dude did approach me, i'm so sick of getting the bullshit, i aint even gon be giving him the time of day

Facebook friends
I got quite a few of them
You know what i mean. You don't talk on the phone. Mighta never even met in person. Have no regular correspondence. They just added you cuz u looked familiar and u did the same shit cuz u was nosey.(well that's what i do)Exchanged maybe two messages.
Well i saw a bootleg Facebook friend on the street the other day.
This is some chick i knew from junior high. We weren't even really friends but i digress. So anyway, I saw her and i wasn't sure what to do. To say hi or not to say hi. Well watever. I didn't. The moment passed. But i felt stupid. How u gon have someone in ur friend's list but can't say hi when you see them on the friggin street?

Random: remember when we used to refer to dick and pussy as pencils and sharpeners?
Man. Thought the shit was all risque...lol. oooh you let him put his pencil inside your sharpener.lol
aaaah the good old days

fuck it. i don't even know why i wrote random there. This whole post is random. NEXT

My ass is sore
get yall minds out the gutter
I did the stairmaster yesterday and the sports conditioning class today and my ass is on fire


Ima pretty average lookin chick. Nothing that'll make you do a double take or be like " damn son. how'd you land her?" (This is where yall cry out in protest and start thinking: What the hell she talkin bout? chick is fyah.lmao)
If i had to rate myself, I'd say im bout a five. right smack in the middle. You won't go running if you see me coming down the street or nothing but if i was the bootleg love interest in a video you'd be like: "What this chick doing on my screen?" I don't think i'm the shit (but honestly, i'm so cool, i won't discount the possibility)
So when i hear folk commenting on celebrities or other folk talking bout " She looks ugly." or "She justa 'around the way chick' (insert schreeching halt here)
I will never call someone ugly who i know looks a helluva lot betta than me. Some other folk tho, aint got the sense i do. First off you just come across as a hater. Second. What you gon say when someone tells you to look in the damn mirror?
Yeah she coulda chose a betta outfit and she shouldn't have let Shanequalashae do her hair but atleast she don't look like a cross between Gollum and Quasimodo
I'm just sayin...

You know how some folk got that one moment they wanna do over?
Go back and alter the course of things.
Well i wanna go back to third grade.
I know. ur thinking: Whatnahell coulda happened in the third grade to effect me so?
A spelling bee son
I got up there all ready to kill it
They asked me to spell climbed
I just knew i had it.
"Climbed. C-L-I-M-E-D. Climbed"
oh man i was mad at myself after that
I'm convinced that that incident is the source of my stage fright issues.
i mean i lost on round one!!!!!! The first friggin word they gave me!!!!
I had been spelling much bigger words than that but i wanna go and fuck up the moment of truth
and No
I don't let shit go

Don:I guess what I want to ask is what is your greatest fear?

Man i think my greatest fear is settling for mediocrity
Being afraid to do me and not living up to my potential
Kinda vague i know cuz a lotta things can fall under this

second greatest fear u ask? (actually u didn't but ima volunteer anyway)
getting kidnapped by some old white dude. Fuck that shit
That happens and i know it's a wrap.

p.s.
im mad i only got 2 comments on the 'u asked, i answered' post
get to commenting bastards