Music: vernacular of the soul


dj

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

front street? howd my shit get there?

ok
ima return to edit this after i hit the gym
right now
my brain is fartin something awful

so im tired
u gon do the work
answer these questions:

has anyone given the coolin out corner a listen?
if you were an inanimate object, what would you be?
If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be?
When's the last time you ran?
You're producing a television show, what would it be called? what's the show about?
You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre?
If you had a food named after you what would it be?
You're opening your own restaurant. What's it called?
You're starring in a porno. What's the title?
What's your stripper/dancer name?
You write a book on relationships. What's the title?
You tape a documentary. what's it called?
You come up with an alter ego for entertainment purposes. What's the name?
You develop a martial arts move? wats it called?
if you were in a scary movie would you be one of the survivors in the end?
if not, how would you die?
finish the sentence: death is_____________________


i'll answer them lata

try to answer at least 3 questions k?

and any questions u wanna ask a bk chick
go 'head

29 public opinion:

Don said...

- If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be?

Legs

- When's the last time you ran?

I don't know...

- You're producing a television show, what would it be called?

Minus The Bars

- what's the show about?

A black relationship surviving while the father and husband is behind bars (screenplay I wrote)

- You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre?

I can't sing for ish, and too old to rap


- You're opening your own restaurant. What's it called?

The Soul Food Joint

- You're starring in a porno. What's the title?

LMAO!


You write a book on relationships. What's the title?

- Can We Get It Together?


if not, how would you die?
finish the sentence: death is_____________________

Death is promised


Sidebar: I see we both posted late 2day.

mp1 v.8.0 said...

has anyone given the coolin out corner a listen? truthfully, nope

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be? phone

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be? Heart

When's the last time you ran? about a month ago. treadmills broken. I'm slippin

You're producing a television show, what would it be called? revenge.what's the show about? getting revenge on folks who ask too many queries

You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre? Darryl; Spoken Word

If you had a food named after you what would it be? filet mignon; top of the line

You're opening your own restaurant. What's it called? Jemima's Kitchen

You're starring in a porno. What's the title? Mac Schlong

What's your stripper/dancer name?
You write a book on relationships. What's the title? Clueless

You tape a documentary. what's it called? You really watching this?

You come up with an alter ego for entertainment purposes. What's the name? Tito Monstro

You develop a martial arts move? wats it called? The Seoul's fury

if you were in a scary movie would you be one of the survivors in the end? nope. I'm gonna be the first to die

if not, how would you die? The ravens attack me as I say nevermore

finish the sentence: death is "the conclusion"



What's up with all the color pics? You an alien? lol I know I'm gonna hear something l8r, but oh well

How long do you work out each day?

do you ever freaking sleep?

how much longer you in school?

Give me some examples of Haitian cuisine. Not a question...Cab you give me some examples of Haitian cuisine?

I think that's enough

eclectik said...

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be?
*Video Camera

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be?
*Iris

When's the last time you ran?
*This morning

You're producing a television show, what would it be called?
*Capitol Hill

what's the show about?
*Chocolate City

e.

1980 said...

When is the last time you ran?
-Sunday, basketball game lead my team to the finals!

You write a book on relationships. What's the title?
-The C Gene: The Awakening of a Woman's "Crazy" Gene.

If you were in a scary movie would you be one of the survivors in the end?
-Hell yeah!!

Death is certain.

1980 said...

BTW, very interesting post!

Always.Funky.Fresh said...

Me no thinky on the answers. I'm coming straight off the dome with the first thing that pops in

my head...


has anyone given the coolin out corner a listen?

nope

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be?

Bed. Oh the stories I would tell but then again I couldn't talk.

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be?

Iris.

When's the last time you ran?

This weekend. Fuggas trying to get me to run a 5K.

You're producing a television show, what would it be called? what's the show about?

Reality. A real look at life in Black America.

You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre?

Fresh. it's hip hop of course.


If you had a food named after you what would it be?

mmmm..dunno...

You're opening your own restaurant. What's it called?

Mama's.

You're starring in a porno. What's the title?

2 girls 1 dick

What's your stripper/dancer name?

Dick Chainey

You write a book on relationships. What's the title?

Relation-shit?

You tape a documentary. what's it called?

Niggas and Bitches. The Real Science.

You come up with an alter ego for entertainment purposes. What's the name?

The L.

You develop a martial arts move? wats it called?

fuggayouup

if you were in a scary movie would you be one of the survivors in the end?

probably not.

if not, how would you die?

trying to save that white chick who tripped on the twig while running in the forest.

finish the sentence: death is life.

dejanae said...

the coolin out corner is there for a reason folk
don: while you laffin at the question u might as well have answered
so what is ur porn title?

mad-dad: jemima's kitchen
lol
not a good look
why u aint answer the stripper name one?

e:
running? workout run or run to the elevator to do the gigolo type run?

1980?
why u cant write a book about the awakening of a man's crazy gene?
i see u

fresh:
u can be my running motivation
lmao @ dick chainey
why u tryna save the white chick for?
every black man for himself
u should know betta

marky said...

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be? a dildo

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be? Clitoria

When's the last time you ran? yesterday

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

id be an heart, is that inanimate?

Muze said...

this is hilarious. i'll be back with answers a little later. cracking up at 2 girls 1 dick. stupid. lol.

M. Raye Turner (aka L-Boogie) said...

If you were in a scary movie would you be one of the survivors in the end?
***Hell Yeah!
if not, how would you die?
***Killing the micky-ficky trying to kill me - lol

What's your stripper/dancer name?
***MAHOGANY!!!!

You write a book on relationships. What's the title?
***PRETTY MONSTER***IN STORES THIS SUMMER - PLEASE PURCHASE THROUGH AMAZON (no lie)

Ms Sula said...
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Ms. Behaving said...

"When was the last time you ran"??
Yesterday...and I still missed my damn bus!!

"If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be"??

I'ma say Achilles [for a lil' boy] and Areola [for a lil' girl]

Damn shame [I know] but it's the first thing that came to mind.

Death is the only thing in life we are guaranteed.

Ms Sula said...

Hey Miss Thing! I actually transformed your post into a post of my own... I am one lazy, writer-blocked gal... So check it out. :)

http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com/2008/02/self-imposed-meme.html

dejanae said...

marky:
a dildo sounds fun
whynahell u gon do that to a child for?
that aint right
running to where?

all-mi-t:
ill give u a pass on the heart
thought i said to answer atleast 3 tho
*side eye*

muze:
hey this is what happens when ur brain is on the fritz (sp?)
fresh is entertaining aint he?

l-boogie:
thas wassup
gon get me a copy

ms behavin:
im too lazy to run after buses
u betta than me
Areola tho?
smh

sula:
glad to help

Samii Styles said...

I just did, I love those songs, all good for a long drive which I often do

I would be a pair of naomi campbell's heels, not the nasty boots she wore when she had to clean up shit.

Colon or Clavicle

Approximately 2 months ago, sad I know.

Samii Styles, its a reality show all about me, hell, everyone else has one

Samii Styles, I'm trying to make this a brand! Its a mix cd showcasing my dj'ing techniques

The Samii Salad, I've really thought about this one

Maybe just Samii's for this one, that has a nice ring to it.

Samii Style...Lol

I'm gonna stop right here, you see where this is going!

Qucifer said...

Fuck I stay Being Late

has anyone given the coolin out corner a listen?YES!

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be? My bedsheets

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be? Ulna (the least offensive thing)

When's the last time you ran? Last night at 1 a.m

You're producing a television show, what would it be called? what's the show about?Mating season, about a serial dater


You're starring in a porno. What's the title? Suckstress Ep. 1

You write a book on relationships. What's the title? No one tells you this but Q

You tape a documentary. what's it called? Welcome to my World

You come up with an alter ego for entertainment purposes. What's the name?


if you were in a scary movie would you be one of the survivors in the end? Hell Yeah You ain't never seen this bitch fighting!


finish the sentence: death is Peace

karrie b. said...

has anyone given the coolin out corner a listen? urmmm...

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be? a camera

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be? knee, cuz knee-knee would be the nickname, lol.

When's the last time you ran? this morning to the trainstation...

You're producing a television show, what would it be called? what's the show about? alice's acid, a documentary about my life, and the acid trip that it is...

You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre?
the name is is Karrie 'Wontneverbenothin' B. the genre is electronica/hip-hop. i'm funky.

If you had a food named after you what would it be? creme brule

You're opening your own restaurant. What's it called? mouth-gasms

You're starring in a porno. What's the title? lmfao...um...

What's your stripper/dancer name?
jennifer leatherrock according to facebook, but i'd wanna be called Brown Sugar. i guess!

You write a book on relationships. What's the title? "junk in the heart"

You tape a documentary. what's it called? lifestyles of the rich and the shameless

You come up with an alter ego for entertainment purposes. What's the name? lol...karrie b. IS her name.

if you were in a scary movie would you be one of the survivors in the end? my life is a scary movie. i am a survivor, surviving every curve ball they throw me everyday.

if not, how would you die? in peace, next to someone i love.

finish the sentence: death is inevitable

cute post dej.

lmao @ mp1 up there while the ravens attack him and he repeats "nevermore"...the black edgar

-karrie b.

One Man’s Opinion said...

I would be a chair. That is just the first thing that came to mind.
Urethra for a girl and Dick for a boy.
I ran after a bad guy, who was breaking into an apartment, back in November of last year. Caught him too, but my ass is steal tired.
Just me. A reality show about me and my family.
Same title for the CD. It is a comedy, old school jam.
I would like a cake name after me. Sweet but solid and soulful.
Okay, you are not allowed to hate on my for this, but I wanna Open up a restaurant called Uncle Tom’s Cabin and serve some of the best Soul Food you’ve ever tasted in that bad boy.
My porno is called SirDick-a-Lot and that is also my Stripper name.
I have a title for just such a book, but I can’t share it, sorry.
My documentary is call true wild life stories of the true Hood rat.
My Alter ego’s name is Wayne and he is my Twin brother so I get to blame all the bad stuff on his stupid behind. “Oh, I can see how you might have thought that was me, but I actually have an identical twin brother. No need to apologize.”
My martial arts move is called the butt cracker. LOL
If I was in a scary movie I would like to think I would be one of the survivors, but the reality is that my ass would probably die in the opening credits. Not sure how I would die, but you can bet my ass would be dead. Okay, I don’t like this question.
Death is part of life. Deal with it.

Demon Hunter said...

1.) Name my child after a body part: Iris.

2.) If I produced a show, it'd be called "Demon Hunter" of course! ;*)

3.) I would survive in a horror movie, and cut the bad guy's head off so his ass wouldn't get up again! LOL. :*)

Skoolboi Krush said...

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be?

Dick

You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre?

Ass, Gas or Cash; Nobody rides for free! Spoken Word

You write a book on relationships. What's the title?

Man, Don't Be No Bitch!

Anonymous said...

KINGJAMES

has anyone given the coolin out corner a listen? what's dat
if you were an inanimate object, what would you be? labtop...place me on ur lap
If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be? Jaheart
You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre? Convo with KingJ - inspiration

You're starring in a porno. What's the title? King's Digging Deep
What's your stripper/dancer name? dr. snickerlicker... real life
finish the sentence: death is permanent

-KINGJAMES

dejanae said...

u want ur child to get beat up dont u?
why were u running at 1 in the morning?
suckstress huh?
gon give supahead a run for her money?

karrie b:
funky is good
like jennifer leatherrock betta.more unique
thnx

o.m.o:
u should get ur ass checked out if u still aint recovered from a november run man
uncle tom's cabin? *side eye*
SirDick-a-lot huh? smh
why u holdin out on me bout the title?

demon hunter:
too many damn irises up in here
that head cut off thing is no longer a guarantee his ass wont come back tho
jusat sayin...

krush:
had to shame u into comin but its all good
dont know no black boy named Dick
write that book
id read it

king james:
Dr. what? snickerlicker?
hmmmm
good luck with that one

Rashan Jamal said...

WTF at these questions. I'll play along with some of the answers.

has anyone given the coolin out corner a listen?
Someone has, but not I.

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be?
A book.

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be?
Cerebellum

When's the last time you ran?
Monday, at work playing around with the folks.

You're producing a television show, what would it be called? what's the show about?
My Crazy World about my crazy world.

You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre?
Self titled? Kinda has to be called Rashan Jamal. It's east coast, underground boom bap hip hop with a 1996 swing to it.

You're starring in a porno. What's the title?
Blogging B*tches, part 27. LOL

What's your stripper/dancer name?
Got nothing for this one.

You write a book on relationships. What's the title?
Men are from Mars, Women are Crazy.

You come up with an alter ego for entertainment purposes. What's the name?
Been there. My alter ego is T. Casanova.

You develop a martial arts move? wats it called?
The flying sarcasm

if you were in a scary movie would you be one of the survivors in the end? if not, how would you die?
I'd survive by going the opposite way of the white girls.

finish the sentence: death is inevitable

dejanae said...

running around playin at work?

i always figured self-titled as in u came up with the shit urself

lol
how u jump to part 27
what happened to 1-26?

no stripper name?
u scared?


women are crazy?
yall men corner the market on lunacy

Qucifer said...

Oh deja you KNOW how I feel about kids... i'm mean like that lol

Mizrepresent said...

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be?

light

If you had to name your child after a body part, what would their name be?

Cuticle

When's the last time you ran?

Some months ago.

You're producing a television show, what would it be called?
what's the show about?

Lifted.

You're coming out with a self-titled cd. wats the name? genre?

In my mind - Soul

If you had a food named after you what would it be?

Miz Jambalya

You're opening your own restaurant. What's it called?

Eats and Treats

dejanae said...

HMMM cuticle
dont think thatll go over too well

u know .....
i never had jambalaya

Mizrepresent said...

lol@cuticle

think Lambi (spelling???) with shrimp, sausage and chicken.