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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

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i may be just a bit narcissistic but this time it was at the request of a fellow blogger via what i affectionately call a tag attack *pained smile*
IVENT. you're lovely. really. u are *grimace*



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can you tell i was bored?

Ever saw the movie Frailty with Matthew McConaughey?

i caught it last night
quite interesting
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i have a tendency to picture people naked
ima blame it on my bootleg art classes
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If someone were to slap you for absolutely no reason at all would you retaliate or walk away?


now its gon depend on
the age of the slapper
my relationship with the slapper
the current mental state of the slapper

If all that aint a factor.....

i do the incredulous sinister laugh thing
crack my neck
crack my fingers
then crack a bitch's head open
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Say you're at work and a disgruntled employee starts shooting...however you're on the side of the room he isnt targetting.
He's shooting at the exit where the greatest concentration of people are.

* Do you duck and hide? for sure. meanwhile i'm surveying my surroundings and tryna find me an out as soon as possible
* Attempt to run? not towards the exit where he's shootin. If i think there's anotha out im headed there right quick
* Or take a chance and run up on him and attempt to take him out?what the fuck i look like? Steven Seagal? get the hell outta here
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question session:
describe urself in three words
describe me in three words
wat is a phrase you use often ?
have u ever done a family tree?
when's the last time you went to a family reunion?
what's your favorite theme song?
the best cartoon ever?
your most prized possession?
your favorite book?
your favorite old school dance?
your favorite music video?
favorite villain?
what's more entertaining flavor of love or i love new york??
how many people have you had sex with?
where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex?
what's the nicest thing you have ever done for a stranger?
what is your biggest fear?
whats the worst thing you have ever done while drunk?
what do you regret the most?
what's the weirdest place you've ever been?
have you ever had a threesome?
what's your funniest memory?
what's the meanest thing you've ever done to a friend?

i'll answerem tomorrow
answer however many u want
but im giving u the side eye if u answer less than three. *smile*.....*grimace*

26 public opinion:

B_More BAP Life said...

Great Pics!

Qucifer said...

AAAAAAHHHHHH them SHOES!!!


I'm going to raid your closet and steal me some

I, Ma'am, have pulled no punches in a LOOONNGG time, I'm as polite as I can manage but that's not very much so if someone has stepped over the line

when's the last time you went to a family reunion?every other week

your most prized possession? I suppose my Spikey Michael

your favorite book? Cien AƱos de Soledad

favorite villain?HMM this weekend I fell in love with Anton Chigurh

what's more entertaining flavor of love or i love new york??: Ughh neither

how many people have you had sex with?I plea the fifth BUT Regardless I'd like more (real talk!)

where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex?Back of a synagogue

what's the nicest thing you have ever done for a stranger?bought them lunch

what is your biggest fear? Opening up to someone that could love me... or could conversely fucked me over beyond the belief cause as women to some dudes we are trade able and discard able, trust!

whats the worst thing you have ever done while drunk?: Makeout with a stranger

what do you regret the most?: Having been married to an asshole, too young, it really damaged me

what's the weirdest place you've ever been?: German Schwimmbad, the whole seeing pasty naked women in communal showers further fucked me up

have you ever had a threesome?: Not YET

what's your funniest memory?:Laughing till pee comes out with my family

what's the meanest thing you've ever done to a friend?: Cut her the fuck off my life, I couldn't deal with her BS the drama and I told her so

Demon Hunter said...

1.)"what's your favorite theme song?"
Believe It Or Not (The Greatest American Hero, fo course ;*))

2.) "the best cartoon ever?"
Bugs Bunny

3.) "your favorite book?"
The Bible

4.) "your favorite music video?"
Thriller by MJ

Holy Cow said...

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Marleaux said...

Re shooting at work: I would crawl under one of the bodies. Try to be inconspicuously dead looking.

Ok, the weirdest place I’ve ever had sex would be on a roof, actually, on the roof of a school, and in the teacher’s lounge and on the stage in the auditorium…

My favorite cartoon is Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I loves me some Meatwad.

Never done a family tree.

Never had a threesome.

While drunk, I slept with some1, *sigh* that I hadn’t known that long. Meaning met when I ordered that first Long Island.

I had a lil old lady to slap me on the butt with an umbrella before and when I turned around, she was like, “ohhh, he did it.” It was the funniest ish. She was really old and lil, like Sophia from the Golden Girls.

Ms Sula said...

describe me in three words
Fearless. Smart. Gorgeous

wat is a phrase you use often?
You must be kiddin' me.

have u ever done a family tree?
Yes I did. A bootleg one in 5th grade.

when's the last time you went to a family reunion?
I had a somewhat family reunion the past holiday season...

Don said...

As usual, I have to wait until later tonite to fully reply to your post. On a phone now. But I like the magazine cover shots. Not bad, dejanae. And if someone slapped me...I'm going to jail. LOL.

Sha Boogie said...

Love the shoes! Only person I wouldn't smack back would be my momma. I regret not finising my degree at an HBCU - but I finished none the less... Dag, Flavor and NY are both entertaining! Same brand of coonery if you ask me...No threesomes..all though I have been asked. My most prized posession is my reputation. I'm so BORING..lol

karrie b. said...

love the pics
stealin the leopard print shoes...k?
if someone slapped like that, they prolly have a death wish.

describe urself in three words: enigmatic, infectious, funny

describe me in three words: witty, gangsta, mysterious

wat is a phrase you use often?
"hey bitch!!!"..."bubble gum owwwww!!!"..."you set-trippin"..."hey homegirl" lol

have u ever done a family tree? in elementary school

when's the last time you went to a family reunion? couple summers ago, but it wasn't even mine lol

the best cartoon ever? that's hard!

your most prized possession? my sex and the city dvd collection

your favorite book? the bluest eye by toni morrison

your favorite old school dance?
the bogle lol (you should know bout that)

what's more entertaining flavor of love or i love new york?? flavor flavvvvvv

how many people have you had sex with? to-to, i don't think we're in single digits anymore...

where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex? a parking lot

what's the nicest thing you have ever done for a stranger? giving them cab fare, or food (to a bum)

what is your biggest fear?

whats the worst thing you have ever done while drunk? peed myself

what's the weirdest place you've ever been? in a file cabinet curled up in a ball, smh

have you ever had a threesome?
yes : )

what's your funniest memory? having the threesome while my bf was in the next room

what's the meanest thing you've ever done to a friend? slept with her boyfriend : /

-karrie b.

Tenacious said...

Love the pics...you're always doing something to that hair of yours...but I'm loving it

yeah boobs all out on Cosmo mag...why am I not surprised

I'm not really a shoe person but I am digging the shoes
...and the pedicure, I LOVE the color...ok now i sound like some weird foot fetish person lol

i'll answer the ?s on my blog lol because u know I have a smart ass reply to everything

dejanae said...

bap:
gracias

qucifer:
back of a synagogue?
u know u cant just say that and not hook me up with some details

demon hunter?
the bible and thriller
thas wassup

holy cow
uh...hi?

marleaux:
lol@ Sophia from the Golden girls

sula:
thnx hon
u too

don:
ur supposed to hide the body
dont get caught off no CSI stuff
u shouldnt end up in jail

sha boogie:
thnx
a reputation as ur most prized possession is good to have
boring? dont think so

karrie:
bubble gum owww
really?
3some?
sleepin with the friend's man?
ha
i want details

ten:
thnx
i get bored easily.
they are not all out
just half out
get it right.
ima check for them answers.
dont leave me hangin for 5 years like u usually do

Don said...

describe urself in three words compassionate, love, pain.

describe me in three wordsraw, real, smart.

wat is a phrase you use oftenGod understands me.

have u ever done a family tree?Nah.

when's the last time you went to a family reunion? Three years ago.

what's your favorite theme song?Only God Can Judge Me - Tupac Shakur

the best cartoon ever? I have no idea

your most prized possession?Kiara & Jameelah, daughters.

your favorite book?The Outsiders.

your favorite old school dance? Pop lock.

your favorite music video?
One More Chance - Notorius BIG


how many people have you had sex with? LOL. More than a few.

where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex? Inside a truck in a church parking lot. I had bad luck behind that, too.


what is your biggest fear?

Whew...that I won't see my daughters again.


what do you regret the most?

Backing out on marriage in '01.


have you ever had a threesome? LOL. Yep.

Rashan Jamal said...

describe urself in three words
the f*cking man! LOL

describe me in three words
Dont know you

wat is a phrase you use often ?
I'm good, yo!

have u ever done a family tree?
Not a complete one, but one side of the family

when's the last time you went to a family reunion?
1996?

what's your favorite theme song?
Like TV? I like Family Ties.

the best cartoon ever?
South Park

your most prized possession?
My brain

your favorite book?
Should probably say the Bible

your favorite old school dance?
The Wop

your favorite music video?
Anything with Amerie in it. LOL I'm playing. Really anything Hype Williams directed circa 1996

favorite villain?
Tony Montana

what's more entertaining flavor of love or i love new york??
Dont watch either

how many people have you had sex with?
Some personal shit there...

where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex?
Outside a church

what's the nicest thing you have ever done for a stranger?
I dont talk to strangers

what is your biggest fear?
Death, dogs, guns (not necessarily in that order)

whats the worst thing you have ever done while drunk?
Cracked someone over the head with a bottle, but to be fair, they deserved it.

what do you regret the most?
Cant talk about that here.

have you ever had a threesome?
Nope

what's your funniest memory?
Too many. Life is funny

what's the meanest thing you've ever done to a friend?
Told his girl he was cheating.

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dejanae said...

don:
u cant leave me hangin on the 3some story

rashan:
u scareda dogs?
i thought it was cats that had u running to your car
lmao

anonymous:
how bout next time u dont leave an anonymous comment so i can go to ur spot and spout nonsensical mess too

jinni said...

What was that?
Deja,I love ur blog.nice pics and attitude.I am inviting u to check out my blog.
http://jinni-musingsofalostsoul.blogspot.com/

IVENTBYBLOGGING said...

Lil Sis,
Thx for being a great sport! Ur pics are fab..just as I knew they would be :)

bria

Qucifer said...

Oh Deja, I've been a class A Bad Ass Woman In my days (as if they've passed) Basically me and dude were riding around and it was late and he finished with his errands at said place, we said: Why not?

That was also the biggest Dong ever and let me tell you he wasn't good enough to be let out the back door... yeah



Oh wait I meant to say that I did watch Frailty and I think it was a crazy crazy Crazy movie, I loved it

karrie b. said...

3 some with 2 of my homegirls @ my ex boyfriends party while he was in the other room. damn, right?

slept with my ex friends man cuz i was bored i guess, no particular reason why...

-karrie b.

lov said...

You're so pretty! Shoe r the business. Instinct would be to slap a hoe!
Decribe urself in three words?
cool calm collected

Describe me in three words?
Funny cool pretty

Best Cartoon ever?
Family Guy/Boondocks

Fav. Book?
Their Eyes Were Watching God

Fav. Villain?
Joker

Desy said...

Shoe fetish maybe?

describe urself in three words
crazy, sexy, cool- is that already taken?...lol; ok
outspoken, funny, wordsmith

describe me in three words?
hilarious, hilarious, hilarious (you didn’t say that had to be different)…lol


wat is a phrase you use often ?
WORD!

have u ever done a family tree?
Yes- Never again

when's the last time you went to a family reunion?
Never~ and I never hope we do

what's your favorite theme song?
Fresh Prince of BelAir- I still sing that thing word for word

the best cartoon ever?
Boondocks

your most prized possession?
We won’t talk about that right now

your favorite book?
If Tomorrow Never Comes by Sidney Sheldon

your favorite old school dance?
The Kid ‘n Play

your favorite music video?
One in a Million by Aaliyah~ it was that all white scene

favorite villain?
I’on’t know

what's more entertaining flavor of love or i love new york??
I love New York- hands down

how many people have you had sex with?
0

where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex?
I’ll get back to you

what's the nicest thing you have ever done for a stranger?
I do stuff for strangers every day- I’m a speech therapist…lol

what is your biggest fear?
Dying before I make a difference

whats the worst thing you have ever done while drunk?
Throw up in a club (people have to clean that up- sux for them)

what do you regret the most?
Nothing

what's the weirdest place you've ever been?
I go to weird places all time- again, I’m a speech therapist (home health)


why do you like reading these things... you so nozy...lol

swag_ambassador said...

*drools at the heel game.....*


mah 3 questions:

I went to my dads family reunion in tx back in august of 07

my favorite old school dance?.. basically the house party shoulder shake.. goes so hard. but you gotta have the blank face while you do it so it looks effortless.

A phrase i use often?.. i say "partake" a lot.

swag_ambassador said...

*drools at the heel game.....*


mah 3 questions:

I went to my dads family reunion in tx back in august of 07

my favorite old school dance?.. basically the house party shoulder shake.. goes so hard. but you gotta have the blank face while you do it so it looks effortless.

A phrase i use often?.. i say "partake" a lot.

mp1 v.8.0 said...

I see two things on the Cosmo mag that this guy craves! lol

Damn, I leave for a few weeks and your spot turns into the happening spot. I wonder if that was a coincidence (awaiting your sarcastic response).

Oh, and I'll answer (some of ) the queries l8r

mp1 v.8.0 said...

"describe urself in three words"
I am Legend

"describe me in three words"
mysterious, strong willed

"wat is a phrase you use often ?"
That's (not) the business

"have u ever done a family tree?"
I think I've answered this before

"when's the last time you went to a family reunion?"
2001

"what's your favorite theme song?"
Spiderman

"the best cartoon ever?"
Animaniacs

"your most prized possession?"
that degree sitting in that box over there

"your favorite book?"
Black Boy, Richard Wright

"your favorite old school dance?"
The Humpty Dance

"your favorite music video?"
Through the Wire or Victory

"favorite villain?"
Green Goblin

"what's more entertaining flavor of love or i love new york??"
Flavor of Love

"how many people have you had sex with?" three

"where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex?" the library

"what's the nicest thing you have ever done for a stranger?"
taken out there trash

"what is your biggest fear?"
dying young

"whats the worst thing you have ever done while drunk?"
woken up somewhere and not knowing how I got there

"what do you regret the most"
my college choice

"what's the weirdest place you've ever been?"
a male revue

"have you ever had a threesome?"
nope

"what's your funniest memory?"
when that guy ran into a concret garbage can at Cedar Point

"what's the meanest thing you've ever done to a friend?"
sttod them up or ignored their calls

Philly's Andrea said...

Oh Lord a bigger shoe fan then me???

Those shoes are HOT!!!


I'm jealous.

Just a little.

Ok.

A LOT!!!

Fuck.


I'm going shopping right now!!!!