Music: vernacular of the soul


Monday, March 24, 2008

Goonies never say die, bitch

try to stick that line in regular conversation today
i for sure will
i fuckin love the Goonies
i dont think u understand
everytime it comes on television, i watch it
and guess what was on this morning?


This movie is so ingrained into my friggin whatevernahell that i woke up as soon as i heard this song

i mean i was actually sleeping
heard: good enough, for me it's good enough
and sat straight up
it's like that

no hating please

just sing along


this scene
it's love right here

i shoulda been a goonie son
u know they needed some color up in there
i guess they figured the Asian boy was enough affirmative action for one
Why the asian boy had to be the one with all the gadgets tho? *side eye*
ida killed it

and when chick
was talkin about leave the coins cuz they was other folks dreams
ida been like bitch please
see here
ima take this damn money and go
If they dreams aint come true yet
it aint bout to happen now

Yo how would a Goonies with black folk go?
oh thatd be pure comedy

What would be this generation's Goonies?

Who in the world hasn't seen this movie?
Wherenahell u been?

not knowing the ins and outs of this movie is grounds for me no longer talking to a dude
gon be like: just fuck it man
we aint gon work
we're not compatible

here's some preliminary screening questions:

What is the name of the pirate with the hidden treasure?

a. One-Legged Larry

b. Pantless Pete

c. One-Eyed Willy

d. Longbeard

What is The Goonies motto?

a. Goonies never give up!

b. Goonies never say never!

c. Goonies never say die!

d. Goonies never eat pie!

What is the name of the family of bad guys?

a. The Fratellis

b. The Agnolottis

c. The Barbagallos

d. The Tibaldis

What is the name of the dance Mouth makes Chunk do before letting him into the Walsh's house?

a. The Dancing Donut

b. The Blubber Bounce

c. The Truffle Shuffle

d. The Tummy Wobble

Where does Rosalita find the jewels at the end of the movie?

a. In Mikey's pocket

b. In Mouth's mouth

c. In Mikey's marblebag

d. In Mikey's shoe

If you cannot answer atleast one of these questions correctly, you're just not cool enough to be hangin with me.
*pulling on my Goonies commemorative jacket*

(aside: gon finish up that confessions post tomorrow. Probably turn them into a few posts. Yall can suggest which ones i should talk on first and you can ask me any question you want no matter how personal u think it may be. ima answer. you can do this typa shit when u know you've led a pretty unremarkable

27 public opinion:

i.can't.complain. said...

*hiding in shame*

ive never seen the goonies.

nor do i know what a goonie is.

*heading to wikipedia now*


Oscar said...

goonies rock! im gonna rent it this week, thnx!

12kyle said...

Wow! You took me back with this one. I remember the goonies but i've forgotten a lot. here are my answers...even tho i'm not sure

1. c

2. c

3. a

4. b

5. c

Miss B said...


I watch it EVERYTIME its on AND I have the DVD!!!

Lets see if I can answer these questions right...

1. c
2. c
3. a
4. b
5. c

I think those are right...#4 I couldn't REALLY remember.

Roddykat said...

"I'm gonna set some booty traps"
"You mean Booby traps."
"That's what I said, weren't you listening?"...Or something like that.

Yo how would a Goonies with black folk go?
oh thatd be pure comedy
- Don't say that too loud, somebody might do it.

1. C
2. A & C
3. A
4. D
5. C
It's been a while. Might have to cop the DVD.

Don said...

lol @ whaaat

I've never watched The Goonies. Your post assures me that I missed out.

Desy said...

WHAAAAA- tell me why i woke up Easter Sunday and saw it on TNT. I just sat there in amazement cause it had been so long since I'd seen in on regular tv...

The Jaded NYer said...

I saw snippets of Goonies way back when... it never really held my attention... but I'll give it a chance sometime this week

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

they shole coulda used some color

Anonymous said...

Girl, Goonies came on yesterday and I was diggin' it as I always's such a wholesome, fun lovin movie for real...

I wondered why they had the lil' asian boy with all the gadgets too....hmmm
I wonder where that lil guy is today?

gotta love rocky road after this

good post chic

Opinionated Diva said...

*side eye to you for doing an entire post on The Goonies*!!!

For your confession talk about Mom. Makes me feel normal to read about other folks having similar issues with their mom.

lea78 said...

i am mad at Don for never seeing the Goonies, my fave part was when the asian couldn't say booby trap. Aww man this post is that deal for real. That mamma use to scare the hell out of me, more than the guy in the basement

swag_ambassador said...

LOL.. ayyyee yooouuu guuuuuyyys.. ma damn 7th grade P.E. teacher used to hit us wit that all the time..

Anonymous said...

I can't see the goonies, have never watched it through... that creepy animal/monster whatever he is turns my stomach in such a way and so violently that I simply walk out the room .... and hate fetuses because of it

1/3 of what I used to be said...

LOL I am ashamed..I never saw the goonies.

Ms. Behaving said...

That's my movie right there!!!

Been a while since I last saw it but I'll definitely take a stab at answering the questions:

1. c
2. c
3. a
4. hmmm
5. c

DollFace said...

I was too hype when it came on Easter! Then I didn't even get to watch it. SMH

Mizrepresent said...

I watched it, but dayum if i can't remember ish, so i ain't answering ish! "But loves u though!"

Eb the Celeb said...

OMG... I wanted to be a goonie too... I woulda been the most gangstereaque goonie ever...lmao

ok...the answers to ya questions...and I cant even remember but I'm gonna try

What is the name of the pirate with the hidden treasure?

a. One-Legged Larry

What is The Goonies motto?

c. Goonies never say die!

What is the name of the family of bad guys?

a. The Fratellis

What is the name of the dance Mouth makes Chunk do before letting him into the Walsh's house?

d. The Tummy Wobble

Where does Rosalita find the jewels at the end of the movie?

c. In Mikey's marblebag

Rashan Jamal said...

I'm not cool enough for you.. I've seen the goonies, but I didn't like it one bit.

First you didn't want to confess, now you can't get enough. Tell me that I'm not always right! LOL

CapCity said...

dang, dejanae - my first time thru & i learn i'm not cool enough to hang, meeting up for a slice when jewells hits nyc is out i guess. LOL!

dejanae said...

u betta get up on that
but u passed the test

i guess we could hang 80% of the time

you get extra cool points for remembering lines
but wats with no.2
u can only pick one friggin answer

go get u the dvd

me too

jaded nyer:
u do that

im tellin u
ida kilt it


opinionated diva:
i did say no hating, didnt i?
ill try to tackle that moms post this afternoon

that mamma was hella creepy lookin 4sure

i like the teach

ur still a damn mess i see

hang ur head

ms behaving:
dont u know ur supposed to hazzard a guess if u dont know the answer to a multiple choice question?
u made it into my crew tho

u was at church?

love is not enough to keep any relationship alive
there must be respect
i cant respect anyone who has the nerve to say they cant remember anything bout my Goonies
we cant hang no more

is that really the best u could do?
who the heck is one legged larry?

u r seldom right
and this aint onea them times
we definitely cant hang
it's clear u have no taste

guess we gon have to hang on the low
ima be incognegro
but if anyone catches us, iont know u

dejanae said...

for shame
for shame

thnx for hitting up my spot

karrie b. said...

never saw it, but it's on hbo all the time.


dejanae said...

check it out

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