Goonies never say die, bitch

try to stick that line in regular conversation today
i for sure will
i fuckin love the Goonies
i dont think u understand
everytime it comes on television, i watch it
and guess what was on this morning?
yep

whaaaaat

This movie is so ingrained into my friggin whatevernahell that i woke up as soon as i heard this song

i mean i was actually sleeping
heard: good enough, for me it's good enough
and sat straight up
yep
it's like that

no hating please

just sing along
ayayayayaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lmao

this scene
it's love right here


i shoulda been a goonie son
u know they needed some color up in there
i guess they figured the Asian boy was enough affirmative action for one movie...lol
Why the asian boy had to be the one with all the gadgets tho? *side eye*
ida killed it


and when chick
was talkin about leave the coins cuz they was other folks dreams
ha
ida been like bitch please
see here
ima take this damn money and go
If they dreams aint come true yet
it aint bout to happen now


Yo how would a Goonies with black folk go?
oh thatd be pure comedy

Man
What would be this generation's Goonies?

Who in the world hasn't seen this movie?
Wherenahell u been?

not knowing the ins and outs of this movie is grounds for me no longer talking to a dude
gon be like: just fuck it man
we aint gon work
we're not compatible

so
here's some preliminary screening questions:

What is the name of the pirate with the hidden treasure?

a. One-Legged Larry

b. Pantless Pete

c. One-Eyed Willy

d. Longbeard

What is The Goonies motto?

a. Goonies never give up!

b. Goonies never say never!

c. Goonies never say die!

d. Goonies never eat pie!

What is the name of the family of bad guys?

a. The Fratellis

b. The Agnolottis

c. The Barbagallos

d. The Tibaldis

What is the name of the dance Mouth makes Chunk do before letting him into the Walsh's house?

a. The Dancing Donut

b. The Blubber Bounce

c. The Truffle Shuffle

d. The Tummy Wobble

Where does Rosalita find the jewels at the end of the movie?

a. In Mikey's pocket

b. In Mouth's mouth

c. In Mikey's marblebag

d. In Mikey's shoe

If you cannot answer atleast one of these questions correctly, you're just not cool enough to be hangin with me.
*pulling on my Goonies commemorative jacket*


(aside: gon finish up that confessions post tomorrow. Probably turn them into a few posts. Yall can suggest which ones i should talk on first and you can ask me any question you want no matter how personal u think it may be. ima answer. you can do this typa shit when u know you've led a pretty unremarkable life.lol)