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Sunday, March 16, 2008

haikuin it


she called upon death
said it had to be better
than what she had now




fee fi fo fum. that
jack was really fuckin bold
to bring some beans home




don't they say that pain
is really close to pleasure?
whips and chains oh my




he thought he was hard
til she sliced his balls straight off.
can't get hard now




what if i give you
all that i have to give and
then u go, what then?




"u aint that cute son"
see i had to tell him that.
his head's big enough




i be doin it
betta yet Baduin it
i keeps it Clevah




you never saw me
too busy checking for her
so i just gave up




friend material?
im not tryna be your friend
what u think this is?




can you hurry up?
bust a nut already dammit
im getting lockjaw




now look here bubba
im just tryna do my time
i am not ur bitch




don't fuck with me man
jedi mind tricks don't work here
i saw you with her



"i am sorry miss"
and no soothsayer was she
but somehow she knew
_____________________________________________________

Today is meet a blogger day

the first commenter must go into the blog comments of my last post and visit an unfamiliar blogger. Then comment on that blogger's last post

All following bloggers/commenters must either
1.visit the blog of the commenter above them and comment(if they haven't visited already) or
2.pick someone from that person's blogroll who's spot you haven't checked out yet and comment on that blogger's latest post

(In the unlikely event that the commentor above you does not have a blog, you are not then excused bastard. You gotta go further up the line and commence to meeting some friggin new faces)

let me know whose spot you visited and commented on

have fun

don't leave me hangin like that bootleg Michael Jackson karaoke challenge thing Had me actin a fool for no reason

I really am still waitin on somebody to do it
this will be a returning thread in my posts unless onea yall bastards does it

grimace

have a nice day

32 public opinion:

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

some of those were funny, some disturbing...

i guess im first

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

ok i stopped by ms roxys blog, quite a nice one

Eb the Celeb said...

Ok I needed that laugh on this monday morn...

Girl you know you crazy... with that cutting balls... telling a nig he aint cute... I love doing that ish... and rushing a nig to nut...LMAO

whew... thx 4 that

Eb the Celeb said...

Love your meet a blogger thing too... very creative...

Suite B said...

what do I have to do again...too many instructions for me to follow on a Monday morning for me, I will try to come back this afternoon to complete the task!

Jackie Edwards said...

Love the haikus!! I can't even tell you which one is my favorite because they were all pretty sweet - made me smile sitting here reading and that's never a bad thing on a Monday morning so thank you for that!!!

1/3 of what I used to be said...

wow @ that the first pic lol Kinda graphic(put I always get kind of nauseous when I see blood so dont mind me lol).

That friendzone pic had me cracking up. I'm so there right now and it sucks lol

Cool idea about meeting new bloggers. I always need to update my blogroll so I'm taking the challenge! lol

Desy said...

you always got people doin assignments... you like being in charge don't you...lmao

1/3- here i come ;-)

Nicole said...

I have to re-read the directions, but I'll comply.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

dang baby, u know i have been cut or stabbed at least 8 times, i hate knives

12kyle said...

lmao @ the dogs!!

Good post dejanae. I'll check out Torrance's blog

MsPuddin said...

haha Baduin it, that's wassup...

yeah I wish a nucca would bring home some beans...

Pajnstl said...

I stopped by Ms puddin's blog per your assignment. you always have some new ish going on up in here!

The Jaded NYer said...

oops! I forgot to comment before...I also stopped by Ms Puddin's page... sorry if I'm ruining the flow.

I have a short attention span and the short-term memory of swiss cheese. I blame all that acid I dropped in the 60s...

Ms Sula said...

You and your assignments... Lol! Ok, off to go to the jaded nyer blog...

Nice Haikus...

Don said...

After all this time...that UTFO beat still goes HARD. Sho' nuff the essence of real hip hop.


he thought he was hard
til she sliced his balls straight off.
can't get hard now


That ish aint funny. LOL.

Don said...

AND you got Pac?!

Sojourner G said...

This was a nice set. You have a mind on you ma!

Guess I'm goin' to see Don...again!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

I'm loving tha female pics.

Mizrepresent said...

Love this Dejanae...i hit up FreshandFab!

The Flyyest said...

hey that was fun...i hit up Jackie Edwards!!!

dejanae said...

thnx for participating folk
good look
i know i usually respond to comments individually but ima forgo that today
yall aint let me down
operation meet a blogger was a success
now ima go blog hoppin and check my handiwork
*insert sinister grin here*

MsRoxy said...

All your haikus=fiyah!

he thought he was hard
til she sliced his balls straight off.
can't get hard now

l.m.a.o.

MsRoxy said...

I hit up the flyyest! I'm all late.

Anu boy said...

yo... i hit up MsRoxy.....

where u de?

dejanae said...

yall all late and shit.lol
anu:
uh
what u askin me?

Akanimo said...

Ooh some of those were horrifying, my gosh

Chanell said...

Loved the haikus with the pics. Girl, you're so creative, I can see your writing going places, lol.
I'm not blog-cool though ;)
Keep it up!

Jewells said...

Haikuin it...loved it. Nice blog you got here, sis.

karrie b. said...

jewells, here i come!

-karrie b.

Rashan Jamal said...

Here you go again, telling us what to do.. LOL I did check out Karrie B.

You and that Michael Jackson post. How much is it worth to you? What'll you give me if I actually do it? LOL

dejanae said...

jewells:
thnx
hope to see u around

karrie:
thnx for the participation

rashan:
what u want?