i love me some me

4000 U.S. troops dead
upwards of 80,000 Iraqi's dead

*moment of silence*


i probably wont get to that confessions crap til tonight
so here's something to tide yall over
see how much i love yall

what do u think makes u a good friend?
what do people usually compliment u on?
What is ur favorite body part? (show me urs and ill show u mine. lol)
write a bootleg ode to said bodypart
What is your best feature?
How many times do you check the mirror each day?
Are you a camera whore?

im bout to head to class
so im just showin my ass now


(and yes i'm wearing pants. bout to get my bootleg dance on. get ur mind out the gutter. real dancing)
and no i'm not setting the women's movemement back 50 years
lol


lmao
well not off
i wouldnt appreciate that

Ode to my ass
Youve been there with me thru thick and thin
literally
you've had my back thru beating after beating
sure u used to be a bit firmer and higher and ....
oh well
no use rehashing the past
i still love you
stretchmarks and all
a dimple here and there
like ur smiling back at me
as if we're sharing a personal joke
Baracka (<-her name; "yes we can baracka. yes we can" as im in the gym tryna sueeze out the last set of squats. lolll)
u be getting on my nerves sometimes
but really
its all love

edit:
(i tend to do a lot of this editting crap. Basically the post you see early on in the day will be different from the one u see later on. something else pops into my head
some other line sounds funnier
picture placement a bit off.
i'll just shut up now)

ever have that thin friend who complains that they're getting big and u just wanna tell them to shut the hell up?
damn anorexic hos fishing for compliments and shit
i'm not saying that's u Cha but....
(yes i know. anorexia is a serious illness. this blog aint pc. u'll survive. don't know if my political aspirations will tho)

Say hi to my friend Chanell


and her ass


yeah and what??!?!?! im pimpin ur ass out on blogspot
i couldnt have my ass out on a limb
besides
u let Spitzer see it for free
dont be actin a prude now
lollllll
u know i love you



(she's so cute when she tries to be gangsta)

Chanell has agreed to be a guest blogger everyonce in a frozen hell
(well not really. but she will. Chick is hilarious and she can write. i mean...I'd hit it, but she's already taken.ctfu )
i gotta live vicariously thru her cuz she's always with the drama
don't make a liar out of me Chacha