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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

i love me some me

4000 U.S. troops dead
upwards of 80,000 Iraqi's dead

*moment of silence*


i probably wont get to that confessions crap til tonight
so here's something to tide yall over
see how much i love yall

what do u think makes u a good friend?
what do people usually compliment u on?
What is ur favorite body part? (show me urs and ill show u mine. lol)
write a bootleg ode to said bodypart
What is your best feature?
How many times do you check the mirror each day?
Are you a camera whore?

im bout to head to class
so im just showin my ass now


(and yes i'm wearing pants. bout to get my bootleg dance on. get ur mind out the gutter. real dancing)
and no i'm not setting the women's movemement back 50 years
lol


lmao
well not off
i wouldnt appreciate that

Ode to my ass
Youve been there with me thru thick and thin
literally
you've had my back thru beating after beating
sure u used to be a bit firmer and higher and ....
oh well
no use rehashing the past
i still love you
stretchmarks and all
a dimple here and there
like ur smiling back at me
as if we're sharing a personal joke
Baracka (<-her name; "yes we can baracka. yes we can" as im in the gym tryna sueeze out the last set of squats. lolll)
u be getting on my nerves sometimes
but really
its all love

edit:
(i tend to do a lot of this editting crap. Basically the post you see early on in the day will be different from the one u see later on. something else pops into my head
some other line sounds funnier
picture placement a bit off.
i'll just shut up now)

ever have that thin friend who complains that they're getting big and u just wanna tell them to shut the hell up?
damn anorexic hos fishing for compliments and shit
i'm not saying that's u Cha but....
(yes i know. anorexia is a serious illness. this blog aint pc. u'll survive. don't know if my political aspirations will tho)

Say hi to my friend Chanell


and her ass


yeah and what??!?!?! im pimpin ur ass out on blogspot
i couldnt have my ass out on a limb
besides
u let Spitzer see it for free
dont be actin a prude now
lollllll
u know i love you



(she's so cute when she tries to be gangsta)

Chanell has agreed to be a guest blogger everyonce in a frozen hell
(well not really. but she will. Chick is hilarious and she can write. i mean...I'd hit it, but she's already taken.ctfu )
i gotta live vicariously thru her cuz she's always with the drama
don't make a liar out of me Chacha

30 public opinion:

M. Raye Turner (aka L-Boogie) said...

good friend - i don't really try to make new freinds but for my old ones/real ones... i am down with you like 4 flats especially when it really matters!

compliments - full package (i guess as it always varies onthe person)

Body part - hell it use to be my breast (lol)

Best feature - hell it use to be my breast (lol)

Mirror - once in the morning and once at night when I wash my face

Camerea - i hate taking pics

12kyle said...

1. what do u think makes u a good friend? someone who is loyal and trustworthy

2. what do people usually compliment u on? people usually compliment on my personality and my heart

3. What is ur favorite body part? (show me urs and ill show u mine. lol) Tha Stick (can't show you that...lol)

4.What is your best feature? see previous answer. lmao. juss kiddn. My smile

5.How many times do you check the mirror each day? 4

6. Are you a camera whore? nah

12kyle said...

good post!

Urban Thought said...

1. what do u think makes u a good friend? dependability, honesty

2. what do people usually compliment u on? my heart

3. What is ur favorite body part? legs

4.What is your best feature? see previous answer. my bald head

5.How many times do you check the mirror each day? as many times as i go to the bathroom or finish eating.

6. Are you a camera whore? Not at all. I prefer to be behind the camera.

lea78 said...

u never dissapoint I swear where do you get these topics from. I think it is important for a woman to shout out her ass, you are letting her know you appreciate her

The Jaded NYer said...

>what do u think makes u a good friend?
I always have an ear and a shoulder at the ready...

>what do people usually compliment u on?
I don't know; I block out compliments... but I guess if I had to choose I'd say ppl compliment my writing

>What is ur favorite body part?
My legs; they get me where I need to go; I'm thankful for them everyday!

>What is your best feature?
my sense of humor

>How many times do you check the mirror each day?
not a lot; just whenever I go to the bathroom...mirrors are over the sink, can't avoid them

>Are you a camera whore?
NO! I always try to stay BEHIND the camera...

dessex said...

a good friend is there no matter what, there might be disagrements and whatnot but in the end a true friend will stand the test of time.

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

girl u r so random, i love ure blog,lol

Ill be back

YAZMAR said...

hmmm hmmm hmmmm

YAZMAR said...

oh and DEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


DEJAAAAAAAAAAAAA


remmber that on HIGHER LEARNING lol


well um im already a fan of your spot but the red text is effin' with my eyes darlin'---hint (wink)

Still_Pocahontaz said...
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Still_Pocahontaz said...

you are hilarious. If I could say something to my ass, it would probably be...the next time you see hubby comin towards you poot or something so he wont smack you...I have tried to keep it from being abuse but some men just have no home training..LOL

Cha..you are so cute...but that is not an arse...that is a cute little butt butt..LOL

Keli said...

I'm with you chica...I guess I need to write an ode to my azz too. I chick it everytime I walk past something reflective, lol.

Black 4 Black said...

Queen,
thanks for the love
black lovin black
divinity from above
never a lack...
of melanin in our soul
and consciousness in our mind
you're a mirror of me sistah
solidarity...1 kind. 1 love.

Keep comin' back...and tell your folks to listen and be the cause of a new black america. thank you for the break. be blessed

B4B

The Flyyest said...

what do u think makes u a good friend? IM HONEST AND YOU CAN COUNT ON ME ABOUT ANYTHING

what do people usually compliment u on? MY HAIR AND MY OUTFITS AND MY LIPS

What is ur favorite body part? (show me urs and ill show u mine. lol)EYES

What is your best feature? EVERYTHING..HEHE

How many times do you check the mirror each day?WHNEVER THERE IS ONE AROUND...BUT IM NOT THE "LOOK IN THE MIRROR WHILE IM TALKING TO SOMEONE" TYPE OF PERSON...I BE LIKE DAMN BITCH..TALK TO ME!!! lol

Are you a camera whore? YES...I BE TAKIN ALL KINDS A PIX!!!! BUT I ALSO ERASE ALOT TOO!!!! IM MY BIGGEST CRITIC

Desy said...

hahahahaa- you have a thing for you friend too? see i knew we had somethin in common...lol. but mine is purely focused on the legs....lol

*wondering if azz is feelin neglected cause she didn't get a blog shoutout...* whatever, my azz knows i appreciate her and all her glory

DollFace said...

1. what do u think makes u a good friend? loyalty, honesty, and my 'your enemy is my enemy stance' lol

2. what do people usually compliment u on? that i am a good person

3. What is ur favorite body part? legs...can hair count as a body part?

4.What is your best feature? i wish i could talk about my onion...but it's not that great. LOL. I will go with my killer legs

5.How many times do you check the mirror each day? honestly, i check myself out in anything that i pass that has a reflection. Not vanity...but making sure I don't look a hot mess

6. Are you a camera whore? Nope...that's why I rarely post pics on my page

You are so creative! I love your posts

karrie b. said...

omg i'm too sleepy to do a full-on ode to my legs, but i do love them. they make me look "thick" lol.

this whole post is a mess. what'd i tell u bout them cold showers?

those jeans fit u like paint! i want some!

-KB

Rashan Jamal said...

what do u think makes u a good friend? I have good listening skills

what do people usually compliment u on? my brain and my lips

What is ur favorite body part? (show me urs and ill show u mine. lol) favorite on me? I don't think you have one to show me. And if you do, I don't want to see it. LOL

write a bootleg ode to said bodypart I boycott this question based on excessive use of the word bootleg.

What is your best feature?
My lips.

How many times do you check the mirror each day? I'll have to count tomorrow, but a guess, I'll say 10 a day

Are you a camera whore? I'm on some Deuce Bigalow stuff for the camera.

Nice pics...Guest blogger? Word? Does she say bootleg all the time too? LOL

And yes, I'm invisible.

AkaniZZle said...

dejanade you are a hot mess, and i love it

what do u think makes u a good friend? I give great advice, I listen to problems, im companionate, .im outgoing yet ill keep it real with you
what do people usually compliment u on? My hair cut,lol
What is ur favorite body part? (show me urs and ill show u mine. lol) lol.,erm, I like my chest
write a bootleg ode to said bodypart? Chest oh chest, you have stuck with me through thick and thin (don’t even bother lol)
What is your best feature? Erm,I don’t know uno.
How many times do you check the mirror each day? Ild say once, becoz, theres one in the bathroom. I check it when I have a bath
Are you a camera whore? No, not at all


that was a mess

dejanae said...

l-boog:
used to be?
im not much of a pic taker either

12kyle:
ha
man and their sticks
thnx

urban thought:
bald photographer?
thas wassup

lea78:
i pullem from out my ass
lol

jaded nyer:
why u compliment blockin?

dessex:
true
true

fresh and fab:
*grins*
thnx hon

yazmar:
lol
red is my color tho

still_pocahontaz:
lol
u say poot?

oh u gon get Cha mad


keli:
it's like that?
go head
write a song for it

black4black:
good look with the lines
same here man

the flyyest:
im so with u on the camera whorin

desy:
does ur ass really?
if u dont tell her, how's she gon know?

dollface:
lol
yeah
hair counts....sorta

thnx
*smiles*

karrieb:
apparently cold showers dont do the trick

rashan:
oh shut up
no such thing as excessive use of bootleg
what kinda bootleg crap is that?
nah she aint up on 'bootleg' like me
ur just stupid for no reason.lol

akanizzle:
ok
in what world is hot mess a compliment?
*side eye*
hmmmmmmmm
lol

CapCity said...

Good to see a Bountiful Sistah making peace wit da BackYahd;-).

dejanae said...

lol

Roddykat said...

It's good that you love you. You better. All two of you. We got love for you too, it's safe to say. Look for from hearing from your friend. Don't be trying to skip out the back. We blockin't all exits. :)

Qucifer said...

Let's just say I'm not big on big upping any dumb ass body part of mine


matter fact let's say is good the whole damned thing works, the end

dejanae said...

roddster:
ha
if i dont do it, aint nobody else goin to
her guest appearance will probably be sporadic at best

qucifer:
lol
i guess u can look at it that way too

Don said...

I'm too late for the questions I see. Just wanted to say Got Damn @ the pic of you. You sitting on swole, fo' real.

NYAmicas said...

You butthead! My bootleg (yeah but the word applies here folks) stolen wireless prevented me from telling you off last night! Lol @ you putting up my pics. And seriously, Oprah is more toned and fit than me at this point. Now Im going to pout and eat my pork rinds in the corner.

P.S. you sure are sitting on swole for real....looks like something is following you! Let them brownskinned streetdwellers have a squeeze:)

NYAmicas said...

Not Spitzer, Mr. Paterson for sure though!
Whoooo
Later thoughts....Anderson Cooper is mine as well!

Don said...

I had to see "that" pic again. No harm.