The not so hot spot

Folk
ima go head and apologize for my sporadic postin lately
but it aint really my fault tho
my computer is actin a damn mess
i was really considering computer rage yall
was bout to slam the friggin laptop against the floor
and i had a bootleg presentation to do for philosophy
Did it last minute of course
started researching it at 2
started writing it at 3
finished the crap at 5:30
class started at 6:00
i really gotta stop this procrastinating mess

So last Saturday
i stopped by that hip hop karaoke thing miss EB had posted about
I recieved the memo that it wasnt her event and that she couldnt come tru cuz apparently they were filled to capacity or some other mess
EB
U reading?
I don't give a damn
i aint heard bout it from noone else but YOU
YA HEAR?
OK
Rant over
next time you advertise an event, your ass betta be there
grimace
NOW the rant is officially over
but for real tho
The event was not even remotely in 'the bizness' territory
whatnahell?
I was sorely disappointed.
aaaaaaaaaaaand
There were no fuckin seats
whatnahell??!!?!!?!?
so my black ass stood from bout 10 something to a lil before one waiting around for a bootleg familiar face
I figured there was a good number of people there and the only people i'd even be close to recognizing were EB and Karrie
losing two folk in a large crowd (especially short folk) didnt sound implausible
I lost all my friggin patience somewhere around 12 but stuck the fuck around
I'd be damned if i went there and aint catch nobody from the friggin blogosphere.ya dig?
Well salvation came in the form of none other than lil miss Karrie B.
We took some bootleg pics in the bathroom
don't hate
you know them bathroom pics are mandatory
only took bout three of them shits
pics
NOT actual shitting
in 2 of the them, it appears my face is melting
in anotha my bootleg fro, which i patted into shape, looked more like a hightop fade than a 70's throwback fro
I said i wasnt friggin photogenic
im not even gonna post the pics
Fuckin had me lookin like Golden Brooks long lost fat twin sister who went natural bout a year ago
SHIT
OH WELL
anyway me and Karrie got to talkin on the train ride back
and of course it was no surprise that she was mad cool peoples
Looked just like her pictures too(damn yall photogenic bastards)
we exchanged numbers so we gotta bootleg hangout sometime

Anyway back to the bootleg much hyped (well in my mind) and much overrated crap that was the hip hop event
Why was there no teleprompter or whatever the hell the crap's called(sp? im too lazy to look it up) or nothing?
folk reading off pieces of paper and shit
and how u gon have the paper in hand but still fuck up the lyrics?
lord be that speaker and fall atop this fool's head
some bootleg white dude complete with bootleg gansta hand motions and bootleg ghetto vernacular
and i'm not hating cuz he was white
shit just felt forced as hell
caricature type stuff
I'm sure if i was drunk or high or actin a fool onstage ida had more fun
but neither of those options held true
and some fool had the nerve to be tryna feel on my friend's ass
Do you know this heifa waited til after the fact to tell me?
Now yall already know
Ida had some choice words
but by the time she told me and i turned around, dude was nowhere to be found
and for real tho, i was itchin for a bootleg confrontation
woulda livened shit up
but alas
it was not to be


yall see i got an aversion to punctuation right?
hope yall are satisfied with this lil glimpse into my not so hot weekend

oh and my daddy's back from his mackin adventures in Haiti
i told the ole haitian immigrant to stick to females his own age
now yall know damn well his ass is too old to be messin with no 25 year old
smh
half his damn age
smhv (shakin my head vigorously)
and he be tryna give me the rundown of his mack game
no thnx pops
we cool but i dont needa here all that
and
he got the nerve to be turning metrosexual on me
came back with his nails did
talkin bout she did it for him
whatnahell??!?!
leave my daddy be heifa