Music: vernacular of the soul


Saturday, March 29, 2008

Name that Post Weekend


so ill do a post lata today
but suggest some post titles or topics
ill pick my fave ones and do them next week

how's yall Saturday goin?
What's in the plans for today?

Refried beans time
excerpts from
perusing past posts (i know yalllike the alliteration)

I got a few doppelgangers strollin the street
people swear they see me places i know i haven't been
or they try to act like they know me from somewhere. I have an excellent memory. I don't know your ass. How the hell u gon ask me if i'm sure i'm not so and so? How the fuck i'm not supposed to know who i am??!!!!!

"Cautious, careful people always casting about to preserve their reputation or social standards never can bring about reform. Those who are really in earnest are willing to be anything or nothing in the world's estimation, and publicly and privately, in season and out, avow their sympathies with despised ideas and their advocates, and bear the consequences."
—Susan B. Anthony

Vocabulary words of the day:

albophobia -The fear of white people
apodyopsis -The act of mentally undressing someone
abderian -given to incessant or idiotic laughter

So i was out in the field today observing the mating rituals of the brownskinned streetdwellers otherwise known as the stay-hanging-out-on-the-block-aint-got-a-damn-job-probably-living with-they-mama-sorry-ass-negro (now do you see why i had to shorten it to brownskinned-streetdwellers). So anyway, I was walking down Flatbush Ave headed to the gym and this ignorant motherfucker decides that a mating call would be the perfect thing to get my attention. It sounded something like a cross between a rutting beast and a battle cry. WTF is that shit? i really thought we had evolved past the point where mating calls were necessary but apparently he didn't think so. He kept on with his mating/xena warrior princess battle cry routine for a block. 'soo wehing' the whole time. What the hell is SOO WEH???!!! SMH. Now i've heard of the mating call stories, just never experienced it first hand . I guess that must be why i got a double dose of it today. Yes i said double dose. This other idiot not even 2 blocks later decides to "woo-sa!!" my ass. I was lookin at the idiot like shut the hell up dumb ass motherfucker. He obviously did not get the look of utter contempt i threw at him because he decided to slow his car to a crawl and try to holla at me. Now i'm mad but i'm also wondering how many times his mating call then stalking routine has worked for him in the past. He seemed hella confident that i would get in his car with him and, how'd he put it again?, "go party with him and his boys". Ummm since when did party become a euphemism for orgy or gangbang???. I think i'll pass. Ugh. The sad thing is that for every female with half a brain cell that would dismiss these sorry ass nuccahs, there's one who will smile and hop into the friggin car like it aint nothing but a thing.

26 public opinion:

Desy said...

Title: What I Would do

Content: cause i know you enjoy the randomness- i figured you could write out about what you would do if there were no consequences for one day and you had an endless supply of anyhing you needed (e.g. money, friends, bloggers, transportation)... go

Desy said...

oh yeah- and you weren't on your

Mizrepresent said...

See, what had happened....

I like your randomness too, bite off this.

Crazy thing with the "Suey" calls...some men never grow up, or grow up still stupid.

It's raining here now, and i'm tired, bout to put in a Luther Vandross in concert dvd and let him serenade me for awhile.

Have a great weekend.

Anonymous said...

I'm straight looking at the whole "mating call" business like a confused dog hearing a high WTF? she serious? this happens?? grown men do this???

Keli said...

albophobia...ha! and wow!

so is a fear of black people negrophobia?

I might have to add apodyopsis to my vocab as well...especially during football season, lol.

And at your mating call, not sure of the inflection in his voice...but what you described reminds me of a pig call....
Soooooieeeee! I could not resist.

Keli said...

Oh and for a title...

Never in my life...

dejanae said...

lol@if u werent on ur period
check for it on tuesday or wed.

i got u
love Luther
u have a great weekend too hon

thats wat im saying

lol@u and football season
u supposed to be concentrating on the plays

check for that post on Thu

Pan/Thanatos said...

Is there a cure for over-active apodyopsis??
Nah, but seriously that last part is really well written. But how do you know it's not just a "tea and crumpets" party? =)

Freaky Deaky said...

So I suffer from uncontrollable apodyopsis. Now I know and knowing is half the battle. Oh I'm not looking for a cure just an excuse. Me likes mentally undressing women and violating them with my eyes. ;o)

Yeah that mating call sounds like a hog call to me.

Maybe a gangbang is his idea of a good party. It sounds interesting anyway.

Have a good weekend.

DiamondsR4eva said...

lol @ having a name for the fear of white people, hilarious

they need to come up with one for fear of ignorant bastids LOL

I try to base my titles off of pure randomness or some relevance to the content so I guess it all depends on what you're writing about?

p.s. Mating calls are what's hawt in the streets girl u aint know haha

dejanae said...

Man if there's a cure, i dont want it
i stay picturing folk naked

uh huh.
if it was a tea n crumpets party i guess i missed out then

freaky deaky:
i know son
a few people told me that
I was like " no this motherfucker did not....."
ima leave that gangbangin thing alone

i know
im like what?
folk go screamin if they see white folk?
i wanna see that ish

well now i know

1/3 of what I used to be said...

I so feel you on them weak ass lines guys use to get your attention. I was coming out of the gas station and some guy sign languaged to me can I call you. He was driving a sedan(cab) and had no teeth! OMG I was so digusted lol

Anyway, I think you should title your post "If I ruled the world". I saw another blogger do it. I want to see your perspective:-)

karrie b. said...

i was on flatbush last night..1 of my best friends lives on ave h...i wanna work out. is it a ritual for u? do u go to the balley's near the golden crust? you have my number. i wanna get sexy for cancun in may...latersssssss


karrie b. said...

oh. sorry lol

do a post tagging all ur fav bloggers. could be anything, why you love em, why u hate em, why you would or wouldnt tap it...watev.


Sha Boogie said...

Woosaa? Noo!! Stop. Say it aint so. Please! I'm mad about That is nuts. I hate when men do that, a 'hi how are you' would do just fine, geesh!

Lou said...

The post should be called "What I really think".

Mating calls > Pick up lines.

I kid.

Eb the Celeb said...

there's a lot here... but I will just say

hmmmm @ apodyopsis

dejanae said...

dead @ the no tooth

yeah i do go to that one
not a ritual perse lol
but i go a few times a week
when's the best time to call?

sha boogie:
im sayin...
whatnahell they think i am?

*side eye*
u betta be

thats my word son

The Jaded NYer said...

oh my, I think I suffer from albophobia, but only of the male species...

Rashan Jamal said...

Title: The Bootleg Grimace Files:

I wonder what pick up lines actually work, because I'm always reading about what doesn't work. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that those should have worked, but it must have if he was confident in doing it.

dejanae said...

jaded nyer:
was there somethin that triggered this phobia?

or he coulda just been dumb as shit
pick up lines dont work man
just come with a respectful approach

t.r.b said...

what is that song in the first video?

dejanae said...

Michael Gray-The Weekend

The Jaded NYer said...

a trigger? yes- Ronald Regan, AKA "The Man"

Ms Sula said...

Love the vocab words...

I often get a case of Albophobia in a too-tight elevator... hmmph!

As far as the post title, how about

"The One that almost got close"?

(yup, I'm all up in your business :D)

dejanae said...

jaded nyer?

if only there was actually a story to tell