Why do i look like i'm carryin a friggin fetus?
*grimace*
i'm bloated as hell but no more cramps
just one shit replacing another
Atleast i aint have to throw no 'u-know-what's' at anybody yesterday
nyway to the post
What in your life needs to be upgraded?
Guys:
Ever had cosmetic surgery?
Ever considered some pec implants?
penile implants?
butt implants?
Ever stuffed your underwear?
Feel self conscious bout anything on your body?
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10?
Ever date/sex a chick with implants?
If so, how'd you likem?
If not, would you? why?why not?
Do you percieve chicks with implants differently?
which would u prefer (honesty please):
a natural b cup or an augmented d cup (surgeon hooked it up. You wouldnt know they were implants until chick told you or you felt them up)
aside: If you gon ask a chick about her cup size, best be prepared for her to ask your dick size man
That's what i do
Ladies:
Ever stuffed your bra?
ever considered implants?ass or breasts?
Got some implants?
felt some?how were they?
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery?
Would you consider it?
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ?
Ever flashed your tatas?ass?
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise)
What kinda car yall got?
How long have you had it?
Just bought a cadillac?
Got some d's on that bitch?
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10?
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
throw some D's on that bitch
Posted by dejanae at 10:25 AM
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Ever stuffed your bra? no; I never had to, and I don't mean that in a braggy sort of way. Just ask my back and shoulders...
ever considered implants?ass or breasts? I've thought of getting the Brazilian booty implant, but then I heard the horror stories and was like "neva mind!"
Got some implants? nope
felt some?how were they? nope; all my friends are the real deal.
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery? nope; nothing to fix...
Would you consider it? I'm too afraid of the side effects and what can go wrong. I dream about a breast reduction but I don't think I'd ever go through with it.
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body? just this annoying gut that I seem powerless against... I might need to wire my jaw shut lol
Ever flashed your tatas?ass? I'm sure I have; I used to be a party girl...
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise) On a good day, if I comb my hair and have been taking care of my skin I'd say I was a solid 7; if I could tackle my weight I would add a point or two ;)
I've never stuffed my bra or anything like that. In fact i like having small boobs. I absolutely hated it when my bra size increased when i gained weight.
As for fake bobs, i have zero experience with that one. I can't imagine having one though.
Ever stuffed your bra?
yup in middle school... i had mosquitos... and i aint got too much more now
ever considered implants?ass or breasts? nope... i like my itty bitties... but I have thought for a bout 2 secs to get that surgery where the suck the fat from where you dont want it (my stomach and thighs) and put it where you want (butt)
Got some implants? NOPE
felt some?how were they? NOPE
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery? does Lasik count... if so then yes
Would you consider it? yup... I have... the procedure mentioned above
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ? I think everyone does... even those that are suppose to have the perfect body, still find things they would want to change or tighten up a bit.
Ever flashed your tatas?ass? NOPE... dont nobody want to see these little things
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise)
15...
and I take the train so need to answer the throw dem D's questions!
Ladies:
Ever stuffed your bra?nope, same boobage since i was 14
ever considered implants?ass or breasts? Ass yes, boobs most likely a lift when I'm an old bag, they are already decent sized
Got some implants?
felt some?how were they?: NO
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery?no
Would you consider it? Yes I plan on being Bionic when I'm 60
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ?: yes.. the whole body? LOL
Ever flashed your tatas?ass?: no
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise): Meh I'm not a "looks" chick.. .low real low... um 3? 4?
What kinda car yall got? NIssan... Altima?
How long have you had it?Since I came back from Germany 5 years back
Just bought a cadillac? NOt never Japs for me
Got some d's on that bitch? NO ma'am I barely wash my car is just a transport
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10?a damned 8 I love my car even if i don't show it.. .it takes me places and back and it isn't white
Oh wait I did feel my gf's implants... that shit felt like oranges, no give... then again they were a month old if that
WAIT damn It... I go to the nude beach all summer WTF I do falsh everything, even my poon... wow ... That's like nuts that I missed that shit
Ever had cosmetic surgery? NEVER. I'M AGAINST COSMETIC SURGERY UNLESS ITS AFTER AN ACCIDENT.
Ever considered some pec implants? NO. I BENCH PRESS ENOUGH TO HAVE A GREAT CHEST WOMAN LOVE. IF I WANT IT BIGGER I'LL WORK EXTRA HARD IN THE GYM.
penile implants? NOPE. DOING FINE THERE TOO.
butt implants? NEVER.
Ever stuffed your underwear? ONCE WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER. I HAD TO BE IN THE SINGLE DIGITS OF AGE AT THE TIME.
Feel self conscious bout anything on your body? YEAH, BUT I'M NOT TELLING. ITS IN PUBLIC VIEW.
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? 7 I'M ALWAYS NEEDING IMPROVEMENT.
Ever date/sex a chick with implants? NO.
If so, how'd you likem?
If not, would you? why?why not? YES. FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. I WANT TO SEE THEM FLOAT.
Do you percieve chicks with implants differently? YES. I USUALLY LOOK AT THEM AS IF THEY HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND INSECURE.
which would u prefer (honesty please):
a natural b cup or an augmented d cup (surgeon hooked it up. You wouldnt know they were implants until chick told you or you felt them up) ALL NATURAL, IF I CAN HELP IT.
I don't believe I need a car as long as I live in NYC. If I need a car for the short term I'll rent.
Pardon the all caps. Wanted to make sure my answers stood out from the questions.
Ever had cosmetic surgery? No
Ever considered some pec implants? No. That's why I work out. I can control how big they get. lol
penile implants? nah
butt implants? nah
Ever stuffed your underwear? nah
Feel self conscious bout anything on your body? Used to feel self conscious about my nails (i bite em) but I don't care now.
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? 8.99
Ever date/sex a chick with implants? nah
If so, how'd you likem? I'm not a fan
If not, would you? why?why not? I would. The implants need to be sucked and caressed, too.
Do you percieve chicks with implants differently?
which would u prefer (honesty please): I would prefer the natural breast
a natural b cup or an augmented d cup (surgeon hooked it up. You wouldnt know they were implants until chick told you or you felt them up) natural b. very suckable
It's the Dejanae Show... ;)
Ever stuffed your bra? Nope... Got my current tatas at the ripe age of 16... Now visualize a short girl with humongous breasts... I used to be self-conscious as hell.
ever considered implants? I used to tease my dad that I'll use my first salary to get breast implants a la Lolo Brigida... That ish made him so mad. Lol!
Got some implants? Nope!
felt some?how were they? Felt some on a chick in Florida (that place is bonkers)... They felt really nice and natural too.
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery? Nope
Would you consider it? Nah... At least for now, I'm cool.
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ? Show me a girl who has never and I'll worship at her altar. Lol! Yup very much so. I used to be called chiken legs as a kid, my *luscious* lips were made fun of... As an adult, I positively HATE back fat and when I get it, I freak out... I can go on...
Ever flashed your tatas?ass? Not that I can recall... but u know, there's a bunch of stuff I can't recall. ;)
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise) Right now, gimme a 7. I usually think an 8-9, but the avoidance of the gym has taken a toll... Working to build that back up! :)
What kinda car yall got? Mitsubishi Outlander... Need some fixing though.
How long have you had it? 2 years
Just bought a cadillac? Lol!
Got some d's on that bitch? Errr, (resounding) No! I don't get the concept...
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10? It's a car. It does what it's supposed to so 6. I am not overly enthusiastic about cars in general.
Ever stuffed your bra? NO ma'am
ever considered implants?nope got an ample amount
felt some? no but my cousin was a size zero when she got them, now that bytch is a 16
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery? nope
Would you consider it? yep, lipo suck that shyt up, out and away
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ? yeap, belly fat (kids)
Ever flashed your tatas?ass? YEAP
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise)8 1/2..got some body maintenance to work on
What kinda car yall got? Intrepid
How long have you had it? almost a year
Just bought a cadillac? NOPE
Got some d's on that bitch? NOPE
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10? 4
Ever had cosmetic surgery? NOPE
Ever considered some pec implants? hell naw
penile implants? NOPE. im satisfied..
butt implants? HAHAHA.. no
Ever stuffed your underwear? stuffed? wit wut? LOL hell no
Feel self conscious bout anything on your body? i used to think i was too skinny.. and my nose was too big.. but i grew into it all
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? in all honesty, im confident as the shits.. so id say 9. i aint perfect.
Ever date/sex a chick with implants? NAw, actually i havent
If not, would you? why?why not? i dont see why not, u can tell real from fake tho.
Do you percieve chicks with implants differently? nope
which would u prefer (honesty please):
a natural b cup or an augmented d cup (surgeon hooked it up. You wouldnt know they were implants until chick told you or you felt them up) natural breasts are nicer to be honest.. and ima hips and cheeks man maself..
"aside: If you gon ask a chick about her cup size, best be prepared for her to ask your dick size man
That's what i do "
lol, if a dude cant figure out what size bra a woman wears just by looking, and giving an educated guess.. somethins wrong
Stuff my bra? HA! Can I unstuff these solid D cups?..lol
I call my car 'that bitch' because my little 99 honda accord aint let momma down yet, even when I let her ride with the gas light on.
I wish I had some ass. Seriously. A black chic with no ass. And a hot one at that! The horror. I look good coming, a head shaker going.
When I have kids I am def getting a breast lift, tits touching my knee caps is a no-no.
Guy checkin in.....
Guys:
Ever had cosmetic surgery?
Ever considered some pec implants?
penile implants?
butt implants?
Ever stuffed your underwear?
Feel self conscious bout anything on your body?
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10?
Ever date/sex a chick with implants?
If so, how'd you likem?
If not, would you? why?why not?
Do you percieve chicks with implants differently?
which would u prefer (honesty please):
a natural b cup or an augmented d cup (surgeon hooked it up. You wouldnt know they were implants until chick told you or you felt them up)
What kinda car yall got?
How long have you had it?
Just bought a cadillac?
Got some d's on that bitch?
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10?
1)Negative on the cosmetic surgery
2)Negative on that too
3)Never even given it a thought
4)Did you mean to put that one for the ladies?
5)Na, more self-confidence then that
6)I'm human, of course
7)Today? Probably 6.9
8)Not that i'm aware of
9) N/A
10)Na, because it speaks volumes of a persons self image if they need "implants"
11)Yes, see the response above
12)A mouth full of the real thing is all you need. (Natural B cup)
Car: A33 VQ30DE-K KH3/G
Duration: bought it 2/14/04 -- OWNED (paid it off) It 1/08/08
d's? No. Light-weight 350-Z Track wheels, yes.
Asethically: 7.9
Mechanics/Performance: 7.5 (currently) 9.0 (future/estimated)
I was good for stuffing my bra. I also want some implants.....maybe
Ladies:
Ever stuffed your bra? NO
ever considered implants?ass or breasts?BREAST...I JUS WANT ONE SIZE UP
Got some implants?NO
felt some?how were they?NEVER FELT BUT SEEN...THEY WERE NICE
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery?NO
Would you consider it?JUS BREAST
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ?NO
Ever flashed your tatas?ass?NO
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise)SHAWTY IS A 10!!!! LOL BUT FA REAL ID SAY 8.5
Ever stuffed your bra?
no... always been proud to be part of the itty bitty titty committee
ever considered implants?ass or breasts?
no... if i wasn't born with it, it wasn't meant to be mine
felt some?how were they? yes... everything i've every imagine and so much more...lol
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery? no
Would you consider it? no
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ? some of the scarring i have from my surgery to repair my arm (got a graph taken from my ass... i have a perfect scarred square there now...lol- there goes wearin a bikini...
Ever flashed your tatas?ass? no
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise? an 8.5
Ever stuffed your bra? lol yea for my prom. i was filling out the top at all lol
ever considered implants?ass or
breasts? yea once upon a time but Im scared of surgery. And what if they botch my shit. i rather have perky average ones then lumpy silcony ones lol. I have enough ass so no implant needed lol
Got some implants? nope
felt some?how were they? Um thats gay lol
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery? nope
Would you consider it? yea to fix my nose. I think its too big sometimes.
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ? yea my nose and chest and the days of buffy the body my butt to sometimes.
Ever flashed your tatas?ass? lol no comment
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise)
8(pretty confident lol)
What kinda car yall got? Concord
How long have you had it? a week! lol
Just bought a cadillac? hell no cant afford that lol
Got some d's on that bitch? Naw used that money for books lol
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10? 5...it got more problems then a lil bit:-(
Yes...I did stuff my bra a few times when I was in middle school...
Never considered implants of ANY kind...
Never felt any implants but I did see some breast implants up close and personal...
Never had cosmetic surgery and wouldn't consider having any...
I'm self conscious about my stomach ...
Yes...I have flashed the goods before...
On a scale of 1-10 I'd give myself a 6.75.
[Hey if I don't have confidence in me, who will??] LOL
Guys:
Ever had cosmetic surgery? Nope.
Ever considered some pec implants?
penile implants? Nope again.
butt implants? Hell no!
Ever stuffed your underwear? Jokingly yeah because I found it funny at the time but to deceive someone? Nope.
Feel self conscious bout anything on your body? Of course I do.
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? I have a somewhat warped self-image so I try not to rate myself.
Ever date/sex a chick with implants? Not that I know of so I'm guessing that I haven't.
If so, how'd you likem? N/A
If not, would you? why?why not? Sure I'd give it a shot. Something to check off the list/curiosity.
Do you perceive chicks with implants differently? I'd wonder if she was insecure or something but I'd want to know more about why she got them before judging.
which would u prefer (honesty please):
a natural b cup or an augmented d cup (surgeon hooked it up. You wouldnt know they were implants until chick told you or you felt them up) Depends on her body type really. Some women with natural B's look fine and some not so much. Same thing with the implants. I'm not really a breast man so as long as her breasts are in proportion to her hips and ass I'm good.
Ever had cosmetic surgery? No
Ever considered some pec implants? No
penile implants? No
butt implants? No
Ever stuffed your underwear? No, why? she gonna see the real thing anyway
Feel self conscious bout anything on your body? yes
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? That ain't for me to say.
Ever date/sex a chick with implants? No
If so, how'd you likem? I dont like them
If not, would you? why?why not? Would I sex a chick with implants? Sure, why not?
Do you percieve chicks with implants differently? I do, but I dont judge anybody
which would u prefer (honesty please): a natural b cup or an augmented d cup I'll go with the b.. I like small breasts and big booty but I never get that.
Ladies:
Ever stuffed your bra? no
ever considered implants?ass or breasts?no
Got some implants?no
felt some?how were they?no
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery?no
Would you consider it?no
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ? well, yeah.
Ever flashed your tatas?ass?no
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise)8.9
What kinda car yall got? Lexus
How long have you had it?5 years
Just bought a cadillac?no
Got some d's on that bitch? no
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10? 7 (need to upgrade...i'm bad on a car)
i like your ass in that March 25 pic. alot. also, chanell is cute. does she have a blog? tell her to drop by...
you know you're funny for this right?...
Ever stuffed your bra? ...nope...
ever considered implants?ass or breasts? ...yep...considered increasing both, just like one size up to make my waist look even smaller...but never seriously...
Got some implants? ...nope...
felt some?how were they? ...a friend that has brushed by my arm...they felt hard...made sure to stand aways from her to prevent future brushings...*cringes*...
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery? ...nope...
Would you consider it? ...nope...
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body ? ...uh, have i never would be a better question...
Ever flashed your tatas?ass? ...never on purpose!...
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise) ...i don't rate myself...
What kinda car yall got? ...ha!!..
How long have you had it? ...0 years...
Just bought a cadillac? ...say what?!...
Got some d's on that bitch? ...hell NO!!!!...what the hell are D's anyway?...wasn't that lil soulja boy singing about something like that?...
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10? ...0....
okay
ima lazy heifa today
im not gonna respond individually
ull survive
THNX for playin Answer that Question with Dej
interesting responses
lol
yall some confident mofos too
good look
blprice:
nah i meant that for the fellas
men be getting that procedure done too
smh @ the whole series of letters and numbers you posted like im supposed to understand that shit
marky:
lol
thnx
Chanell aint entered the blogosphere yet
im workin on that
Ever stuffed your bra?
ever considered implants?ass or breasts?
Got some implants? all natural babe.
felt some?how were they? cant say that i have...
Ever had any type of cosmetic surgery? lol nah. im firm everywhere!
Would you consider it? nah...
Ever felt self-conscious about anything on your body? my forehead, my skin, my butt, and i guess that's it...
Ever flashed your tatas?ass? i flash my boobies when the oppurtunity presents itself
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (looks wise)
SHORTY RIGHT THERE IS A TE-INNN!
jk. i think i'm a 8.5. now that's some honesty fo your ass.
-KB
i used to pray for breasts. i developed veeeeeeeeeeeeery s lowly, so i didn't even have a bra to stuff. don't want any foreign object implanted in me. nature is prone to reject that mess. used to be self-conscious about my height, but i love it now.
p.s. once i had mini-me, i have more than i ever thought i would...YAY for babies!!!
karrieb:
how often does the opportunity present itself?lol
pcd:
lol@ yay for babies
im thinkin the implants would be easier.lol
yo ole nosy ass!! but nevertheless here ya go
Guys:
Ever had cosmetic surgery?
nope
Ever considered some pec implants?
nope
penile implants?
nope
butt implants?
nope
Ever stuffed your underwear?
nope
Feel self conscious bout anything on your body? my ears and lips. they hella big
How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? 6
Ever date/sex a chick with implants? nope
If so, how'd you likem? n/a
If not, would you? why? yep, really would make no diff. just dating her
Do you percieve chicks with implants differently? nah
which would u prefer (honesty please):
a natural b cup or an augmented d cup I could care less honestly
Okay and part 2
What kinda car yall got? Chevy Trailblazer
How long have you had it?
a year and a half
Just bought a cadillac?
I aint no rich boy
Got some d's on that bitch?
that's a prerequisite
How would you rate your car on a scale of 1-10? 6
hey make the big ears work for u
Will Smith did
lord knows i love me some Smith ;)
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