random tandem-Invisibility Cloak

Aries
whaaaaaaaaaaat

he could get it

often
DAYUM


the harry potter craze

whatnafuck
i dont get it??
if u cant get me in the first few pages, i aint readin it



Some folk don't do the weekend post thing
I assume it's cuz they have a life
Yeah
If yall noticed
this chick be bloggin on the weekends
well i cant speak for anybody else who does
but i aint got no life bastards



relic hunter

that was my show son



i cant deal with stupid dudes
dumb as shit negroes
now if i was into fuck buddies or one night stands...
nah
not even then
but for real
my pussy's allergic to stupidity
dries up real quick at any sign that ur iq is in the double digits



anal sex
nah not for me
let somebody talk bout stickin some shit up my ass

You already know
ima be like

"u first motherfucker"


unless its Will Smith

i might have to make an exception
im just sayin...
i see yall
dont judge me bastards



damn it you Australian aboriginees
with your dark skin and blonde hair

cant hate on Faquisha-shanae-nessa with the blonde weave
cuz God musta thought it was aiight
*shudder*


I been slackin on my workouts
aint been to the gym in a minute
damn near forgot what the shit looks like
ima go back Tue tho
gladiator status son

gladiator status


you know what i hate?
well im bout to tell you
when folk do this to themselves

come the hell on
your face being 15 shades lighter than your body aint a good look
ima be nice and not even speak on the other shit


Call me a hater all you want but Halle Berry aint all that

now calm the fuck down fellas
i can hear yall callin me all typsa ugly bitch already
for real tho
she's a cute chick
but in the grander scheme of things
she aight


and Denzel

Who the fuck made him the end all be all?
I dont get the hype
someone explain it to me please
The only thing i can figure is chicks must be in love with his charisma
cuz i for sure dont see it



I want twins
just dont wanna carryem

How much does a surrogate cost?
Fuck that.i'll just have the bastards and use that surrogate money for some reconstructive surgery.lol



Vivica Fox

she's been lookin like her former self lately
im proud of the ole heifa


"I am too cute to be talkin to u"
No thats not conceit talking
ill be the first to admit i'm an average lookin chick
(YALL KNOW IM HOT.LOL)
but even the ugliest chick ive ever seen deserves more than some wack line from some cane wielding seventy year old mack in a sean john sweat suit
whatnafuck u take me for?

dance face
that scrunched 'ima fuck u up face'
its ugly for real
but when im on the dance floor and killin it
It just appears
i cant do nothin bout that




ive fallen off the top bunk of a bunk bed
and kept on sleepin
true story (doesnt that automatically make it sound like i'm lying?)
dad said he came into the room after he heard the noise and guess who was just
layin there on the floor like aint nothing happened
i guess i thought i was dreamin or something






ANONYMOUS COMMENTS DAY

Say whatever u want
freaky shit
call me a dumb bitch
well nah dont do that
unless u really think that
pose any questions u wanted to but were afraid to ask
just say random off the wall shit
Tell me what u REALLY think of me
tell me u visit 50 times a day just to see my face.lmao
i crack myself up
Say i write like my breath stink
it's all good
i wont even erase any
try to make it interesting folk
u can concoct murder plots
volunteer fantasies
Confess sins
relay secrets
u sleepin wit ur boss?
gon head and tell me
confess a blog crush
lukers: perfect opportunity for yall to come out the woodwork.lol
start some blog beef
talk bout anotha blogger's mama
(disclaimer: dont get mad at me if somebody talks about u. i aint did shit)
post the comments with a bootleg alias tho so i know how to refer to the commenter

example-

r2d2:
I like to suck my toes


dejanae:
thats nice r2d2
how do they taste?